#incorrect shaman king quotes

[hotarushinpei]

Cloaked Shaman: Sorry to interrupt the Spirit of Fire’s lunch, but I guess I just had to join the celebration over…the recent death of that entire shaman team.

Zang-Ching: Of course you’re here for that, cause once we’re done with you, you’re next on the entree plate, buddy!

Cloaked Shaman: I wouldn’t be too sure about that. After all, I’m far too familiar with how flagrant you guys are with lives, something Hao’s all too familiar with.

Hao: Is that so? 

Cloaked Shaman: Yeah. Since I'm all too familiar with your past lives…or your past deaths, as I like to call them.

Luchist: Past…deaths?

Cloaked Shaman: I was there to witness them both. And they were very well-deserved now that I mention it. Not to mention the deaths at the hands of all of you. Lilirara, Fudou and his team, Lyserg Diethel's parents; I was there to witness all of them. Each. Life. Human or Shaman alike. Frivolously. Taken. By you. And Fed. To the Spirit of Fire. But none of you even noticed me, because shamans like you laugh in the face of death, right? But you're not laughing now...are you?

Matilda: H-how does he even know about all that?

Turbine: But all of those deaths were necessary, my fellow shaman! To create the Shaman-only Kingdom Master Hao desires!

Peyote: There’s no way you could’ve known about all those fools…unless…

Hao: You’re no shaman at all. You’re…you’re…

Death: Death. And I don’t mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or in any other fancy way. I’m Death. Straight. Up. And I’ve come for you, Hao Asakura, and all your vile disciples.

Hao: But…we’re all still alive.

Death: Y’know, I’m not really a shaman person. Aside from one special case, I find the very idea of humans controlling life after death absurd and with how flagrantly and willingly you ended the lives of most of the shamans competing in this tournament, unlike your brother, you clearly don’t value life at all. Not your brother’s, not your descendants, not even your own. So…why don’t I do us all a favor and take all of your lives now?

Opacho: But that…that’s cheating.

Death: Shhhh…don’t tell.

[funbari-onsen-team]

[datlokibumtho]

Hao: "I don't like tomatoes."

Mikihisa: "Oh, come on."

Hao: "I don't. I don't like tomatoes."

Mikihisa: "Now you sound like you're brother."

Hao: "Yoh likes caprice salad, he likes tomatoes."

Mikihisa: "That is true."

Hao: "Yoh is living a terrible lie when it comes to tomatoes, I'm being honest about it."

Mikihisa: "That's fair."

Keiko:

[malvo-ish]

Manta: So how are you? Horohoro: I saw Ren carrying a hamster so I asked him if I could pet it but it was actually a muffin so I’m on my way to jump off of a cliff now.

[ncko-art]

manta: nice fern shirt

yo: don't be ridiculous manta it's obviously weed

amidamaru: no its definitely a fern master yoh

yo: on an unrelated note i must be going home now

[otakucringe]

Lyserg: Fa freddo...

Ryu: Ecco, tieni la mia giacca *blink*

Horo Horo: Oh diamine, che freddo..! *Palesemente una scusa visto che resiste bene il freddo*

Ren: E che cazzo, Horo Horo, non posso controllare il tempo!

[luminaryhub-archive]

Hao: It is my humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die. 

[kibou-no-hana]

Horohoro: I really wish you’d just admit when you make a mistake.

Ren, stirring his tea: Maybe I just prefer it with salt.

[chaoticpeanutt]

For anyone wondering how their relationship started, this is how  

[sasoustuff]

Yoh: And this is my ex-fiancé Anna~

Anna: I told you to stop calling me that. I am your wife.

-Bonus-

Yoh: *showing ring* forever~

Anna: idiot~

[rainonyourback]

Jeanne: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Hao: Hey, Marco, how tall are you?

[fruitysmellz]

Yoh: If Anna steps on my face, I’d thank her.

Yoh: …

Yoh: Anna, please step on my face.

Everyone else: ∑(ΦдΦlll

Anna: (///~_~///)

[theshamankinghao]

yes, yes he is

[datlokibumtho]

Hao: "Can we have some candy?"

Keiko: "I got this candy for Mother's Day."

Yoh: "You're only a mother because of us."

[luminaryhub-archive]

Yoh: We need to go... stress isn’t good for the baby. Manta: Yeah al-- WAIT WHAT BABY?! Yoh: Me. I’m baby.

[jumpscaregoose]

this post from @incorrect-shaman-king-quote burrowed itself into my heart mind body and soul so I had to make an animatic of it