#incorrect scarlet and violet quotes

[blazingstar400]

Florian: So, you like Juliana?

Kieran: Juliana? Nahhh. We’re not even friends, what a jerk I mean— *trips, hundreds of thousands of photos of Juliana spill out of his jacket* w-what a loser... these aren’t mine. I’m just *gathering them up frantically sweating* listen I, just listen shoot— *thousands of pictures of Juliana scatter across the floor* No listen, I’m holding them for the interpol police just listen—

[blazestar345]

Elite Four and Gym Leader Incorrect Quotes Time!!

Spoilers for the names if the gym leaders and members of the elite four in Scarlet and Violet so please proceed with caution.

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Rika: I made tea.

Larry: I don’t want tea.

Rika: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Larry: Then why are you telling me?

Rika: It is a conversation starter.

Larry: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Rika: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Hassel: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Rika: I'm a knife.

Larry, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

(My headcannon for this quote is just that Larry and whoever Rika's SO is are friends because they're both really basic and that's how Larry knows)

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Rika: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(Rika absolutely slays!! Peak gender envy)

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Grusha: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Iono: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Brassius: Hey Rhyme can I get a sip of your water?

Rhyme: It's not water.

Brassius: Vodka, I like your style!

Rhyme: It's vinegar.

Brassius: Wh-Wha-

Rhyme: It's vinegar, COWARD.

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Kofu: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Katy: I think you mean cards.

Kofu, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

(They're knifes he uses for prepping food)

[corethetrueidiot]

god I love incorrect quote tumblr

•og posts here and here

[paldean-champ]

PLAYER WAS PARALYSED!! IT MAY NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE!! - POKEMON INCORRECT QUOTES NUMBER 10!! (DOUBLE DIGITS!!!)

[pokemon-my-beloved]

Nemona: *Trying to fill out paperwork * Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Juliana: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Arven: I personally was created in a lab.

Penny: I just straight up spawned lol.

[king-bee-sting]

(Y/N): I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Arven: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

(Y/N): You don’t have to wear…

Arven: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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[incorrectsvlegends]

Terapagos: Without ugly, there would be no beauty.

Fezandipiti: Thanks for your sacrifice, Ogerpon.

[nikolaiirl]

Arven: hey y/n? I need to tell you something..

You: okay what is it?

Arven: *sigh* I think I'm falling for you.

You: well then get up silly!

Arven:

[longlivethedragons]

More Pokémon SV as incorrect quotes

[eev583]

Juliana: Kieran has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Carmine: That can’t be true!

Juliana: Watch this.

Juliana: Hey Kieran, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Kieran: *Throws himself out a window*

[blazingstar400]

[heytheredahlia]

Scarlet and Violet incorrect quotes, except they're direct quotes from my friends.

Drayton: I can't dress like a hoe at work... unfortunately

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Drayton: God, my biceps look so good... sorry! No, I'm just so hot-

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Carmine: Sometimes you just sound so fuckin' white

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Juliana, floored: Oh my god... Kieran, what am I gonna do with you?

Kieran, very softy: Uhm... I don't know :)

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Arven, angrily indecisive: Alright, I'm back, now what the fuck do I eat?

Penny: Eat a fuckin' McDick

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Kieran: Note to self! Don't start fires :)

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Lacey: Is Drayton good???

Crispin: Drayton's drunk

Drayton, aggressively slurring: I-I'm not drunk-ah! I'm fine-uh!

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Penny, singing very loudly to herself, not realizing she's unmuted in a voice call: ... NOW THAT WE DON'T TALK!

Penny, a couple moments later, muttering: Damn, that's such a good song.

Juliana, who has been in call since the start of the song: Hi :)

Penny: (indecipherable shrieks of terror)

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Florian, talking to Juliana: Then be a whore! Nobody here is gonna judge

Penny, without missing a beat: Juliana, what the fuck is this

Various quotes taken from: @dipplinduo @cosmic-seer @furretd0ll @snobithesnorunt @angelabsol and @kyokokusakabe

[corethetrueidiot]

YALL PLS I GET IT YALL LIKE INCORRECT QUOTES BUT DAMN THAT GOT INTO 100 NOTES IN A DAY??? IM GO-

here's more :)

EDIT: FORGOT THE OG POSTS LOL

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[paldean-champ]

THE LONG AWAITED SCARVIO MEME DUMP PART 8

[pokemon-my-beloved]

Penny: I told Arven his ears flush when he lies.

Nemona: Why?

Penny: Look.

Penny: Hey Arven! Do you love us?

Arven, covering his ears: No.

Nemona:

[king-bee-sting]

(Y/N): I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Nemona: Just rip the bandage off.

(Y/N): It’s Arven

Penny: Put the bandage back on.

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