#incorrect scarlet and violet quotes

[blazingstar400]

Florian: So, you like Juliana?

Kieran: Juliana? Nahhh. We’re not even friends, what a jerk I mean— *trips, hundreds of thousands of photos of Juliana spill out of his jacket* w-what a loser... these aren’t mine. I’m just *gathering them up frantically sweating* listen I, just listen shoot— *thousands of pictures of Juliana scatter across the floor* No listen, I’m holding them for the interpol police just listen—

[longlivethedragons]

More Pokémon SV as incorrect quotes

[corethetrueidiot]

god I love incorrect quote tumblr

•og posts here and here

[paldean-champ]

PLAYER WAS PARALYSED!! IT MAY NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE!! - POKEMON INCORRECT QUOTES NUMBER 10!! (DOUBLE DIGITS!!!)

[incorrectsvlegends]

Terapagos: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.

Ogerpon: And yet, Okidogi, Munkidori and Fezandipiti do it for free all the time

[nikolaiirl]

Arven: hey y/n? I need to tell you something..

You: okay what is it?

Arven: *sigh* I think I'm falling for you.

You: well then get up silly!

Arven:

[halffulltubofmintchip]

[eev583]

Juliana: Kieran has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Carmine: That can’t be true!

Juliana: Watch this.

Juliana: Hey Kieran, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Kieran: *Throws himself out a window*

[d3adring3r]

Rika: Geeta takes such damn hot showers. I thought the whole bathroom was smokin' when I opened the door when she finally came outta there.

Larry: No surprise. She's practicing burning in Hell.

[miki-13]

Volo: (pissed and beaten) All right seriously: how many of you brats do I have to fight?!

Kieran: Oh, I'm the only one who matters. (cracks knuckles) See, you messed with my friends. And now? (grins) I am going to FUCK YOU!

Volo: O_O;

Arven/Penny/Nemona: O_O;

Lacey/Amarys/Crispon: O_O;

Neeraja: (grins with raised eyebrow)

Drayton: Well, this just got interesting >:)

Carmine: (whispers) It's "fuck you up," Kiki.

Kieran: Wait, what did I say?

Volo: REEEEEEEEEEEE

[heytheredahlia]

Scarlet and Violet incorrect quotes, except they're direct quotes from my friends.

Drayton: I can't dress like a hoe at work... unfortunately

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Drayton: God, my biceps look so good... sorry! No, I'm just so hot-

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Carmine: Sometimes you just sound so fuckin' white

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Juliana, floored: Oh my god... Kieran, what am I gonna do with you?

Kieran, very softy: Uhm... I don't know :)

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Arven, angrily indecisive: Alright, I'm back, now what the fuck do I eat?

Penny: Eat a fuckin' McDick

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Kieran: Note to self! Don't start fires :)

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Lacey: Is Drayton good???

Crispin: Drayton's drunk

Drayton, aggressively slurring: I-I'm not drunk-ah! I'm fine-uh!

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Penny, singing very loudly to herself, not realizing she's unmuted in a voice call: ... NOW THAT WE DON'T TALK!

Penny, a couple moments later, muttering: Damn, that's such a good song.

Juliana, who has been in call since the start of the song: Hi :)

Penny: (indecipherable shrieks of terror)

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Florian, talking to Juliana: Then be a whore! Nobody here is gonna judge

Penny, without missing a beat: Juliana, what the fuck is this

Various quotes taken from: @dipplinduo @cosmic-seer @furretd0ll @snobithesnorunt @angelabsol and @kyokokusakabe

[blazingstar400]

[pokemon-my-beloved]

Arven: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Nemona: Put spaghetti in it.

Arven: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Penny: Put spaghetti in it.

Arven: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Juliana: Put spaghetti in it.

Arven: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

[corethetrueidiot]

YALL PLS I GET IT YALL LIKE INCORRECT QUOTES BUT DAMN THAT GOT INTO 100 NOTES IN A DAY??? IM GO-

here's more :)

EDIT: FORGOT THE OG POSTS LOL

X and X

[paldean-champ]

THE LONG AWAITED SCARVIO MEME DUMP PART 8

[incorrectsvlegends]

Ogerpon: I am Ogerpon, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.