#incorrect sami zayn quotes

[cavinginhisfvce]

*Jey, Cody, and Sami, sitting on a bench*

Kevin: Why do you guys look so sad? It's bumming me out.

Cody: Sit with us so we can tell you.

*Kevin sits down beside Sami*

Jey and Sami simultaneously: This bench is freshly painted.

[ucetheones]

Sami: I really like this whole 'good cop, bad cop' act you guys have going! Jey: It's not an act, dumb ass. Jimmy: Yeah, Jey really is just mean and I'm not.

[incorrectwwe]

Rhea: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Jey: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Damian: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Sami: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

[whatonearthbro]

wwe incorrect quotes #5

sami: Why are jey and jimmy sitting with their backs to each other? roman: They had a fight. sami: Then why are they holding hands? roman: They get sad when they fight.

[alonelybih]

*Sami and Rhea having a heart to heart conversation about the bloodline after Raw*

Rhea: It’s just that i’m not sure how to really approach this situation with Jey. I mean, we’re not officially together, i want to be there, but i also don’t want him to feel like I’m overstepping in the family matters.

Sami: You will not be overstepping, Jey values your opinion. Hell, i think he only listens and cares about what you’re gonna say or think.

Rhea: Really think so?

Sami: Listen, Ever since i first met him, he carries more anger and pain than a thousand armies could ever bear. He was betrayed, deceived, hurt. Believe me when i say he has already crossed hell. And the only time i see peace in his eyes is when he’s with you. You’re the only reason his making it through.

[prowrestlingindustrialcomplex]

Drew: *to Solo* Merry Drewmas.

Drew: *To Roman* Merry Drewmas, kiss my arse.

Drew: *to Jimmy* Kiss my arse

Drew: *to Sami* Kiss your arse.

Drew: *to Jey* Kiss his arse.

Drew: *to Paul Heyman* Happy Hanukkah.

[put-a-keep-are-you-foo-dell]

Sami: You've heard of alphabet soup, now get ready for... times new ramen. Jey: I sent this to Rhea and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.

[milesworld96]

[wrestlezaynia]

Kevin: "Come on, Sami. You're the Locker Room Leader. You're smart, funny, handsome. Any faction would be lucky to have you."

Sami: "What was the last thing you said about me?"

Kevin, nervously: "You're funny."

[a-random-pillow]

Jey, looking like the went through a war: hey

Sami: Oh my god! What happened?! Are you okay?!

Seth and Cody walk in smiling with a bunch of shopping bags: Hey Sami! :D

Jey, with a terrified expression: I didn’t know there were so many different kinds of suits

[ogstormblade]

Kevin, frustrated: So, let me get this straight-

Cody: More like, let me run this bi you.

Riddle: Let’s see how this pans out.

Rhea: Lesbi honest with each other.

Damian: Let me ace-ess the situation.

Seth: We need to queer the air.

Sami, confused: …I’m gay!

Kevin: …I’m trying to have a serious conversation here.

[cavinginhisfvce]

sami will not argue with you, jey.

[unintentionaloracle]

@baysexuality compared Zowens to Everything Everywhere All At Once in a post so I couldn't not combine THAT quote with THAT promo.

if only I could gif

[incorrectwwe]

Sami: You know, Jey gives Rhea flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too. 


Kevin: Okay. 


*Later* 


Kevin: *gives Rhea flowers* 


Rhea: ??? 


Kevin: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

[whatonearthbro]

wwe incorrect quotes #4

jey: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. sami: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to? jimmy: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit. roman: Guys.

[alonelybih]

*Sami and Jey talking about Rhea*

Jey: I don’t want to love her. i don’t like what that means for me.

Sami: what do you think it means?

Jey: It means i have something to lose again, and i’m not strong enough for that anymore.