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Posts about Mario made by non-fans that I mentally quote all the time

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babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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"Oh my friends, hear me when I say: I wish you were here today." VS "Journey on my friends, tell me how it ends!"

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Curt 😭

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Guess the series

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there’s life upon the moon (wow! how wild and controversial)

the stratford twins are famous now (who knew they knew john herschel?)

all of us were actors on the planet’s biggest stage.

but where was my applause when it went on the front page?

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now that i think about it, my ted post made danny phantom go trending for like . a few days i think.

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spies are forever time loop au save me. save me spies are forever time loop au

spies are forever time loop au save me. save me spies are forever time loop au

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Grace Chasity telling Lumber Axe how much of a prude she is

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we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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okay if you show me proof you voted tenrose i will write a ficlet abt anything you want your choice

Tragic Ships Tournament Round 2

Propaganda under the cut!

Tenrose:

"Oh my god they're so. ugh. they mean literally everything to me. From the wiki: 'They frequently bring out the best in each other, supporting and uplifting the other person, comforting them, and sometimes just acting totally giddy to be in each other's presence. They both display their trust in the other person's capabilities on numerous occasions, and seem uncommonly matched.' HOW CUTE IS THAT 😭😭😭😭 . BRO HE LITERALLY SAYS I LOVE YOU TO HER AND THEN FLIES AWAY. OH MY GOD. BEING THE DOCTOR PREVENTS HIM FROM MAKING ACTUAL CONNECTION BUT THAT DOESNT STOP MY BOI. OGH AND ALSO " “I made my choice a long time ago. I'm never gonna leave you.” ROSE WTF"

Jedas:

"I don't know enough bible lore to explain but I was hoping someone who did could post propaganda for it in my stead but I NEED them in this tournament. They are perfect for it."

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CMON TENROSE GANG. IF WE HANG ON FOR 20 MORE HOURS WE WIN

Tragic Ships Tournament Round 2

Propaganda under the cut!

Tenrose:

"Oh my god they're so. ugh. they mean literally everything to me. From the wiki: 'They frequently bring out the best in each other, supporting and uplifting the other person, comforting them, and sometimes just acting totally giddy to be in each other's presence. They both display their trust in the other person's capabilities on numerous occasions, and seem uncommonly matched.' HOW CUTE IS THAT 😭😭😭😭 . BRO HE LITERALLY SAYS I LOVE YOU TO HER AND THEN FLIES AWAY. OH MY GOD. BEING THE DOCTOR PREVENTS HIM FROM MAKING ACTUAL CONNECTION BUT THAT DOESNT STOP MY BOI. OGH AND ALSO " “I made my choice a long time ago. I'm never gonna leave you.” ROSE WTF"

Jedas:

"I don't know enough bible lore to explain but I was hoping someone who did could post propaganda for it in my stead but I NEED them in this tournament. They are perfect for it."

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TOWEN SWEEP

Tragic Ships Tournament Round 2

Propaganda under the cut!

Towen:

"'they're like if bi4bi people were sad. owen is a classic case of "my one true love died because there was an alien in her brain so now i pick up men and women at clubs but can't commit myself to loving again" while tosh is more "i had a traumatic childhood but now im in a genuinely good place in my life and think my coworkers really cute even though he's an utter twat" my girl spends sooo long pining for him. but she does not believe in her ability to be loved because the last woman she dated was an alien with ulterior motives and the last man she liked was frozen alive and woken up to fulfill a time loop. also the last woman owen dated was from the 1950s but got sucked through a time rift and he was really sad about that. and honestly i COULD go into why the first woman he's liked was one who he knew would leave him and that's why he felt safe enough to fall in love but i digress. you see when owen dies, he's brought back temporarily and tosh confesses her love because it's her last chance. WRONG actually he's back for good. except he can't breathe or heal or whatever and he's possessed by death itself but that's irrelevant. what's relevant is that he's all like "I know you only said that because I was dead" even tho he's stupid and has interpreted every date she asked him on as a work thing. but then in the FINALE 💔💔 he dies again for real this time. owen is trying to stop a nuclear meltdown initiated by this guy john but he doesn't know what he's doing so he calls tosh to guide him through it bc she's their tech genius. but while she's helping john shows up and shoots her and they don't stop the meltdown in time and they both know they're dying but neither of them can stop it. tosh pretends she's fine but owen is having a breakdown and she just calms him down. and they talk about each other and their memories and he's sorry he didn't realise she loved him and they never got that date and it is VERY SAD 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 and then they both die"

Janice and Melina:

No propaganda submitted :(

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black friday has gone WOKE.

tickle me wiggly is now called tickle me WOKEY and instead of 49.95, WOKEY is now FREE so the homeless PERSON (no man anymore) can also get WOKEY. they dont go to the black and white, now its called LGBTQ+ because it has COLORS now. instead of fighting each other for WOKEY they all compete on who can spread the most AWARENESS on CAPITALISM. WOKEYS cult is not a CULT anymore, its an LGBTQ+ club where they play rock paper scissors to see whos the most QUEERER. there are no men in the show, theyre all LESBIANS and they all KISS at the end of the show because there is no BOMB anymore.