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send me a 💝 if im one of your least favorite mutuals and describe how you would kill me in detail

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If I were Toby fox I’d have a character ask Kris ‘what are your pronouns’ then the player has to choose between ‘they/them’ and ‘they/them’

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Either that or 'you're so weird that your arrival is the catalyst for the whole show to begin"

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dungeon meshi? (I've never seen the show or read the Manga at all)

chefs are insane. you put 10 chefs in a closed room and theyll try to make eachother into food

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POOR GRANDMA!!!

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Found on twitter, going to adopt this now

Writer friends, tell me how many WIPs and how many UFOs you have. I have 2 WIPs and [redacted] UFOs (jk it’s around 16 across my three main fandoms)

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i love timeloops... save me timeloops...

i love timeloops... save me timeloops...

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the first people to ever use terms of endearment for each other must have been so in love i'm in tears just thinking about it

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Audra McDonald, Anne Hathaway, and Raúl Esparza in Shakespeare in the Park’s 2009 play “Twelfth Night” photographed by Brigitte Lacombe

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I have a theory... A HATCHETFIELD THEORY. RUTH FLEMING IS ACTUALLY DAN REYNOLDS. I AM RIGHT YOURE WRONG POST END.

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despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

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seen so many posts that are like “I was so confused when I saw all this posting about some non-existent movie “Goncharov” like it was real” I wasn’t. this happens 5 times a week. my dash is routinely filled to the brim with passionate analysis of absurd-sounding movies and tv shows I have never heard of. I never for a second doubted the existence of a russian mafia movie set in italy with massive numbers of bizarrely named characters and no cohesive understanding of the movie’s themes or plot until I saw a post saying to tag it as unreality. this is tumblr. this happens daily. not one thought crossed my mind except “ha, looks like a few of my mutuals have a new hyperfixation.” this is what tumblr has done to me. you could tell me there’s a new tv show about dolphins with french accents living as royalty in victorian england while secretly starting a cult to renew the worship of the greek gods and the shipping discourse is intense and I would simply think “sounds legit” and keep scrolling

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This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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may I suggest Radiance wings