#incorrect rh quotes

[theaceofarrows]

Batman: Killing the Joker would only make me as bad as him-

Red Hood: [gags]

Red Hood: When are you going to stop spouting all this bullshit?!

[jellybeanium124]

Stede: what do you have against babies?? Izzy: oh I'll tell you what I have against babies!

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Nation: If anyone needs me, I've gone outside to scream into the night

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce: Jason, get out of the tank.

Jason: You're not my dad.

Bruce: Get out of the fucking tank. I am your dad.

Jason: You're not my dad.

Bruce: I am your dad, get out of the f-

Jason: I'M IN A TANK AND YOU'RE NOT!

Tim (off-screen): *laughs*

Bruce: Get out of the fucking tank!

Jason: I'm literally in a tank and you're not.

Bruce: Get. Out. Of. The. Tank.

Jason: You're. Not. My. Dad.

Bruce: Literally, get out of the fucking tank.

Tim (off-screen): *laughs again*

Jason: Call the Justice League, I don't give a fuck!

Bruce: I- *stops himself from laughing* Get out of the fucking tank.

Jason: No.

Bruce: Ok.

Dick who climbed on anything as a child. Even in public, especially in public. The moment Bruce looks away, he is climbing something to get as high as possible. The first times, it gave Bruce an heart attack. Now, it's just a headache.

People pass by and ask if they should call the firefighters, and Bruce tiredly tell them "He is fine, he can get down on his own.", like people with cats.

Imagine, you're walking out of some building, only to see a 10 years old standing on top of a lamppost, having a discussion with his dad guardian at the bottom.

"Dick, get down."

"Make me."

"Get down or you're grounded."

[blue-sadie]

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A place for my different fandoms brain rots

Platonic = 🌼 Fluff = 🌺 Smut =🌹 Lime = ⚘️ Angst = 🥀 Yandere = 🍁

Anime

Imagines.

(H) kakeru Sengoku - Her Little Merman 🌺

(H) Keishin Ukai - Assistant Manager 🌹

(HMC) Howl Pendragon- A Thing Of Beauty 🌺

(LOK) Mako & Bolin - Brothers Charm 🌹

(MHA) Katsuki Bakugo - Silly Nicknames 🌺

(MHA) Shota Aizawa - Villainous Love 🌹

(MHA) Shota Aizawa - Little Helper 🌹

Combo.

Incorrect Quotes.

Drabbles.

Oneshots.

(H) Asahi Azumane - Pregnant Hungry 🌺

Different Aus.

Headcanons.

NSFW/SFW Alphabet.

Animation

Imagines.

(QFC) Garrett Touch Says All 🌺

Combos

(A&TAE) Dimitri & Cale Tucker - The Tucker Twins 🌹

Incorrect Quotes.

Drabbles.

Oneshots.

Different Aus.

Headcanons.

Nsfw/SFW Alphabet.

Celebritys

Imagines.

Hayden Christen - Yn Moment 🌺 Jamie Flatters - Admiring The Interviewer 🌺

Henry Cavill - Distraction 🌺

Oscar Isaac - Wavering 🌺

Combo.

Jamie Flatters,Tedros Pendragon,Neteyam - One Room 🌹

Incorrect Quotes.

Drabbles.

Oneshots.

🎃 Colby Brock - Love Even In Death 🌺

Jack Champion - Past Experiences 🥀🌺

Jamie Flatters - Attention Thief 🌺

Jamie Flatters - Bakery Girl 🌺

Jamie Flatters - When Fate Intervenes 🌺

Stephen Lang Hard At Work. Prt 2 🌺

Combos.

Avatar Cast - Dream Come True 🌺

Different Aus.

Headcanons.

NSFW/SFW Alphabet.

Games

Imagines.

(BG3) Astarion - Love From Cold Lips 🌹

(BG3) Astarion - For Your Pleasure 🌹

(BG3) Astarion - Flaunting Treasures 🌹

(BG3) Astarion - Sweet As Sugar 🌹

(BG3) Astarion - Red As Cherry 🌹

(BG3) Halinsin - Size Difference 🌹

(HL) Sebastian Sallow - Dazzling Smile 🌺

(TLOU) Joel Miller - The Tiredness 🌹

Combos.

(BG3)Astarion & Halsin - Vampire And The Bear ⚘️

(BG3) Astarion & Gale - Love From The Gods 🌹

(BG3) Astarion & Harleep - Jealous Much 🌹

(HL) Sebastian & Ominus - Bros Before... 🥀🌺

(SR) Fratpack - Bare Claws🌹

Incorrect Quotes.

Drabbles.

Oneshots.

(BG3) Ascended Astarion - Truly Broken 🥀

(BG3) Astarion - My Darling Baker 🌺

(HL) Sebastian Sallow - Lace Me Up 🌺

Combos

(BG3) Astarion & Halsin - Lust Filldd Touches 🌹

Different Aus.

(BG3)God Astarion & God Gale -Praises From The Gods🌹

Headcanons.

NSFW/SFW Alphabet.

(BG3) halsin - NSFW

Movies

Imagines.

(HP) Draco Malfoy - A Bubbly Companion 🌺

(It) Bowers Gang - Plaid Skirts 🌹

(MR) Newt - Second In Command 🌺

(JB) Jennifer Check - Boyfriend And Girlfriend 🌹

(MG) Regina George - It's Me Regina George 🌹🌺

(MR) Gally - Soft Spot 🌺

(RH) Prince John - Fall From Grace 🌺

(T) Paul Lahote - Second Head 🌺

Combos.

(HPM) Remus & Sirius - Moon Light 🌹

Incorrect Quotes.

Drabbles.

Oneshots.

(A) Kane - Stop Your Breath 🌺🌹

(D) Harry Hook - Second Star To The Right 🌺

(FG) Walter Mckey (keys) - Cuter Then Puppies 🌺

(MR) Newt - Glow Of Embers 🌺

(TF) Santiago Garcia - Friend Of A Friend 🌹

Combos.

(TF) Santiago Garcia & Frankie Morales - Movement Of The Hips 🌹

Different Aus.

Headcanons.

NSFW/SFW Alphabet.

Series

Imagines.

(F) Savitar - A New Day Has Dawned 🍁

(OBX) Rafe Cameron - Uncontrollable??? 🌹

(OUAT) Peter Pan - Whisked Away 🌺

(SN) Dean Winchester - Jealous Much 🌹

(ST) Billy Hargrove - Addicted 🌹

(ST) Eddie Munson - Something A Bit More 🍁

(T) Jason Todd - Cold Stares 🌺

(TVD) Stephen Salvatore - The Classics 🌺

(TW) Derek Hale - Big Bad Werewolf 🌹

(VK) Ivar Ragnarsson - Tracing Tattoos 🌺🌹

Combos

(OUAT) Peter Pan & Felix - Princess Treatment 🌹

(ST) Billy Hargrove & Eddie Munson - High And Mighty 🌹

(ST) Billy Hargrove & Steve Harrington - You Wouldn't Dare🌹

(T100) Bellamy blake & John murphy - little convincing 🌹

(TW) Stiles Stilinski & Scott Mccal - Rain Check 🌹

(TVD) Damon and Stephen - Elana Really... 🌼🌺

Incorrect Quotes.

Drabbles.

Oneshots.

Combos.

(911) Eddie Diaz & Evan Buckley-Something To Look At 🌹

Different Aus.

Headcanons.

NSFW/SFW Alphabet.

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[uss-copperright]

I love incorrect quotes

RH= RHM

RC= Reginald

TS= Terrence

[incorrectrhquotes]

An early Specint mission

Marco: This mess was all worth it to see Raynie trying to pass herself off as a waiter.

Raynie: I thought I did just fine!

Marco: You got fired from your cover job, Raynie.

Raynie: The lady was being rude! She had it coming!

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Holo!Jack: Hey Rhys, we're friends now, right?

Rhys: Fuck off.

Holo!Jack: The best!

[sherwoodknights]

BBC Robin Hood characters as things my friends and I have said in our discord rps (part 2)

Marian:

Allan:

Much when John and Roy show up in 1x01:

Djaq when all of the men are being idiots:

Vaisey at any and all moments that Robin is present:

Robin at any given moment:

Tuck:

Will while building the camp:

Guy arriving anywhere:

Vaisey

Part 1

[let-djaqsayfuck]

the magic special effects in merlin and the fight scenes in robin hood have the same energy

[amaru2020]

Jade: Hey, can I ask a question? How have you been sleeping?

Amaya Lousy. Like always. Why?

Jade: No reason. Just, sometimes people do things in their sleep. I once ate a pair of shoes.

Violet: EXPENSIVE shoes.

Jade: For the umpteenth time, I am sorry I ate your shoes!

Violet: And you used half a bottle of my good shampoo!

Jade: For dipping.

[bowl-of-shortness]

Blaine: *looking at Rosè’s shenanigans* can we please get rid of her

Olivia: not without cause

Blaine: I have cause

Blaine: it is be-CAUSE I hate her.

[rootintheyoot]

Junkrat: What do you call a wet Krampus? 

Junkrat: ...

Junkrat: A damp-us.

Roadhog: Alright, don’t ever say that again. Any time you get the inclination to say something, just don’t.

[goondis-and-the-plupples]

Cambyses: lmao let's kill em

Crosus: hey sir do you take constructive criticism on your ruling

Cambyses: I absolutely f*cking do not

[thatrandomsarahchick]

He's doing this at a Gala to raise funds for war vets. One of the guests had caused a vet to have a panic attack that's bordering on going into a flashback, so Jason did the first thing he could think of to cause a distraction.

He jumped into the display model tank with the lid conveniently left open. Unfortunately, once he's in there, he notices a bomb that a rogue had placed there earlier in preparation for an attack, so he's currently dismantling it while having this yelled conversation with Brucie Wayne.

Dick is on the other side of the room in his fully bedazzled suit, currently texting back and forth with Jason, who is sending pictures of the bomb set up. He's leaning against the wall next to the fire alarm, fully prepared to 'slip' and pull it by accident if need be.

Meanwhile, Calendar Man is being arrested by the GCPD 3 blocks down. He was planning on ending Veteran's Day with a 'bang', but the GCPD stumbled upon him when doing a raid for a suspected Meth lab in the same abandoned building.

Dick who climbed on anything as a child. Even in public, especially in public. The moment Bruce looks away, he is climbing something to get as high as possible. The first times, it gave Bruce an heart attack. Now, it's just a headache.

People pass by and ask if they should call the firefighters, and Bruce tiredly tell them "He is fine, he can get down on his own.", like people with cats.

Imagine, you're walking out of some building, only to see a 10 years old standing on top of a lamppost, having a discussion with his dad guardian at the bottom.

"Dick, get down."

"Make me."

"Get down or you're grounded."

[incorrectrhquotes]

They call these asparagus spears, but I doubt you could do any real damage with one.

Raynie in Cornet