#incorrect ravendor

[rockrockrockr]

gryffindor, waving at ravenclaw:

slytherin: i think gryff is waving at you....

ravenclaw: just pretend you don't see them.

[ravenclawh0re18]

Ravenclaw: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Hufflepuff: It's kind of complicated, but Gryff- Ravenclaw: Got it. Forget I asked.

[operazione-ibrido]

Ravenclaw: Why can't you be like your sibling? Gryffindor: Sorry dad, if I wasn't sorted in Slytherin house.

[ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes]

Gryffindor: um.. what are you supposed to be dressed up as?

Hufflepuff: I’m you! See I’ve got a quidditch jacket and messy hair and a broom and look!

Hufflepuff: *swishes around flaming sword*

Hufflepuff: I’ve even got your sword, and here’s my spouse

Gryffindor: I’m not married

Hufflepuff: .. I said hERE’S MY SPOUSE

Slytherin: Hello, I’m Ravenclaw, Top student; see I’ve got my chocolate, [makeup] eye bags, and a stack of books

Dumbledore: *whispering* My OTP’s have merged

[quotinghogwartshouses]

Gryffindor: a moth has spent 24 hours in my bedroom.

Hufflepuff: aww she's basically your pet now. Have you thought of any names yet? I have some suggestions.

Slytherin: split your bills in a half and make it pay or kill it without hesitation.

Ravenclaw: what if she's a shapeshifter that has fallen in love with you? Roommates. Enemies to lovers. I should be writing this as we speak.

[shit-overheard-at-hogwarts]

Slytherin: "Make friends" they said...

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Ravenclaw: WHO THE HELL PUTS OUT A FIRE BY FANNING IT?!

Hufflepuff: I panicked okay!!!

Gryffindor: Someone get the fire foam thingy!

Ravenclaw: THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER??

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Slytherin: "It'll be fun" they said.

[ravenflowersposts]

Woman: aw he's so cute

Ravenclaw: thanks he's a rescue

Gryffindor, their boyfriend: stop telling people that

[ravenerd-bonus-hogwarts-quotes]

⚔😼✨🏹

Hufflepuff, to S/R: It’s hard. Keeping your heart open. It makes you vulnerable. But it doesn't make you weak. And I have to believe, it’s worth it.

Hufflepuff: *looks up at a pacing Gryffindor*

S/R: *looks at Gryffindor* *blushes*

Hufflepuff: *giggles quietly*

[incorrect-hogwartsyay]

Ravenclaw, pouring coffee: Do you want whipped cream on yours?

Gryffindor: Yeah, we should go out tomorrow.

Ravenclaw: ...

Ravenclaw: What...? What did I ask?

Gryffindor: I'm thinking we should go to a fancy restaurant, like McDonald's.

Ravenclaw: Excuse me, hi. Am I a part of this conversation?

Gryffindor: Nah nevermind, let's go for pizza, definitely.

Ravenclaw: What's going on????

Gryffindor, leaving: Okay, see you at seven.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: WHY are all of our conversations like this??

[avada-kedammit]

Gryffindor: * sneezes *

Slytherin: Bless you

Gryffindor: * sneezes again *

Slytherin: Ok you’re blessed you can shut up now, stop being such an attention seeker.

[mineclair]

Slytherin: how do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times?

Ravenclaw: one wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

Slytherin: that was poetry

Hufepuff: that was a cry for help from both of you

[rockrockrockr]

slytherin: what are you dinguses doing?

ravenclaw: *whisper* i’m helping them find the skittles i ate an hour ago.

[ilovemoviekidd826]

Gryffindor dad: I want ice cream

Hufflepuff me: I want ice cream too

Slytherin mum: *talking on the phone*

Gryffindor dad & hufflepuff me: *circling mum and standing real close to her* ice cream. We want ice cream. Ice cream. Ice cream. Buy us ice cream.

Hufflepuff me: *giving up*

Gryffindor dad: ice cream. Ice cream from McDonald's. McDonald's ice cream. Ice cream. We want ice cream. Buy us ice cream. McFlurry. McFlurry ice cream McDonald's. Ice cream. Ice cream. Ice cream McDonald's.

Slytherin mum: SHHHHHHHHHH!

[operazione-ibrido]

Gryffindor: Don't worry about me. Ravenclaw: I'm your parent, I've got chronic preoccupation.

[ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes]

Gryffindor: *says something dumb*

Ravenclaw: Remind me again why I'm so in love with you?

Gryffindor: *smiles*

Ravenclaw, blushing: Ah. yes. Right.

[quotinghogwartshouses]

Ravenclaw: the only bad part about having a life-size Levi Ackerman in your bedroom is that you feel very judged when you write smut before you sleep.

Gryffindor: you have a WHAT NOW?

Hufflepuff: you write SMUT??

Slytherin: you actually sleep???