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And that's it guys!

I might do this again, but it's unlikely. I have for the most part (by the time this is posting) stopped creating content to go into my blogs.

For the most part

KEEP READING

I will add little headcanons and incorrect quotes, maybe fanart or comics someday, and I will still be involved, but since quarantine is all starting to end (at the time I am writing this)

I will have less time and energy to fill up my queue and to find/create incorrect quotes to fill it up with, let alone the actual time it takes to write them up.

I have put a lot of energy into all my blogs, but theses two in particular, esspecially the @ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes blog, which has about a 1000+ posts now, and will have a couple hundred more by the time this posts.

I will however still be posting on the mentioned blog above for quite a while longer. It will end sometime in 2022, but for now it is still alive and kicking. Please follow that if you havent already.

I might come back and do more in the summer, I wouldn't hold your breath though.

If nothing else, I want to leave a blog full to the brim of hilarious incorrect quotes that anyone can read, so don't worry about likes or feeling like you're stalking by reading them all or anything (its aparently a thing people tend to avoid in social media)

Anyways I hope you enjoyed this, and I hope to see you guys again.

- Ravenerd

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Slytherin: If I die, turn my tweets into a book.

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Hufflepuff: If?

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Gryffindor: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down the precinct?

Ravenclaw: You burned down the precinct?

Gryffindor: No. I had the fire put out almost immediately.

Gryffindor: This is a success story.

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Hufflepuff: I care about my friends. Now eat your carrots, or I'll rip your tiny head off.

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Ravenclaw: They said they’ll point him out to us. So you approach on foot from the south, and me and Huff will be in an unmarked car here.

Gryffindor: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. "Me and Huff"? Didn't you mean "Huff and I"?

Ravenclaw: Oh, Merlin.

Gryffindor: I corrected your grammar! Are you so proud of me? Are you horrified? Are you turned on?

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Gryffindor: Well, how do you know they’re even in a bad mood? It's impossible to read that person.

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Ravenclaw: This is the most incompetent, worthless report I have ever read in my life. Get your act together, or so help me God, you won't live to see retirement.

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Gryffindor: It's like, what's the mage thinking? You know?

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Hufflepuff: Gryffindor, why do you have your shirt off?

Gryffindor: Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one.

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G/S/R: I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.

Hufflepuff: It’s time we started worrying about your body. When was the last time you ate a carrot?

G/S/R: Well, It’s my least favorite type of cake, so… rarely. If I absolutely have to, I’ll just eat the frosting.

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Gryffindor: Raven, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.

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Gryffindor: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.

Slytherin: Call me the devil, Gryff? How original.

Gryffindor: Actually, I was calling you a goat.

Gryffindor: You goat.

Slytherin:

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Gryffindor: Slytherin. Good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?

Slytherin: *glares*

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Gryffindor: Ravens water just broke

Slytherin: What? Lets go

Gryffindor: Hold on, this guy KNOWS where voldemort is hiding, Give me two minutes alone with them, i’ll let them know what’s going to happen to them if they dont corporate

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Gryffindor, in tears: I’M GOING TO MISS THE BIRTH OF MY CHILD! It’s a magical moment!

Death Eater, also in tears: Okay okay. I’ll tell you everything. Thank you for letting me be part of this experience

Gryffindor: you are a terrible person, but you’re welcome

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Hufflepuff: My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.

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Ravenclaw: Please be seated. Friends, colleagues, gawking muggles, we are here today to celebrate the marriage of Slytherin and Gryffindor. I’ve known you both for the last five years. And it has been a true pleasure to watch your distracting childish rivalry evolve into a distracting childish courtship and now into what I’m sure will be a distracting childish marriage. I’m proud of you. And I love you both.

Gryffindor: Permission to say it back?

Ravenclaw: Permission granted.

Slytherin: I love you too, Raven.

Gryffindor: Love you, Rav.

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Ravenclaw: The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face

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Hufflepuff: Hey there, Gryff. How was your weekend?

Gryffindor: Well, actually I got a little sick.

Hufflepuff: Oh, really? I'm sorry to hear that, bud.

Gryffindor: Yeah, "Bullets over Broadway" was on TV. And I came down with a big ol' Dianne Wiest infection.

Hufflepuff:

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Gryffindor: Like yeast-

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Professor: Have you ever taken classified scrolls of an ongoing investigation home?

Gryffindor: Pfft- no. why would i ever do something that stupid

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Gryffindor, to ravenclaw: I did something really stupid.