#incorrect quotes swtor

[riachuelowii]

has this been done yet

[krisslegacy]

[makode-name]

[lonewolfel]

Senya: Why do you look like that?

Theron, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Senya: Like you’re dead.

Theron: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Lana: Theron accidentally called the Commander “babe” in front of everyone today.

Theron: *sobs into the floor*

[halibellecter]

Hunter: You are a delicate flower.

Imperial Agent: You take that back!

[reconstructionlegacy]

Theron: I'm not “culturally Jedi.”

Msr. Brider Surriss, Barsen’thor: When someone told you they were your father, did you or did you not say you were sorry they were struggling with this emotionally but that it was nothing to do with you?

Theron:

Theron: I don't like it, but that's a point.

[blazemourn]

My reaction to every Sith Lord's death : Oh they died? I don't give a fuck.

My reaction to Darth Marr's death : NOOO MY BABY!!!

[fabeong]

SWTOR incorrect quotes #18

Felix, staring at the table at some ungodly hour of the morning: ...I think I’m in love with the Jedi.

Zenith: Congratulations, you’re officially the last to know. 

[revanknightwoman]

[sirloozelite]

Beniko and Shan - Best Friends

Theron: Lana, is that my mug you’re drinking out of? Lana: No, it’s mine. Theron: It... looks just like the one I have... Lana: You don’t have one like this anymore.

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Lana: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Theron: You looked in a mirror? Lana: ...someday you will have to answer for your actions and the Force may not be so merciful.

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Theron: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. Theron: One... two... three. Lana: ... Theron: ... Theron: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Theron: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking. Lana, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

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Lana: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Theron. Theron: Hey!

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Lana: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Theron: You sleep with a teddybear. Lana: He’s my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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Lana: *sees someone doing something stupid* Lana: What an idiot. Lana: *realizes it's Theron* Lana: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Lana: She's the girl of my dreams! Theron: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams. Lana: I have a lot of dreams.

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Lana: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Theron: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

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Theron: So, you lied to me? Lana: That depends on how you define lying. Theron: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it? Lana: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

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Theron: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." Lana: ... Lana: What a stupid fucking quote. Lana: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

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Theron: I failed my safety training course today. Lana: Why, what happened? Theron: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" Lana: And? Theron: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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Theron: Lana, you're my best friend. Lana: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. Lana: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

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Theron: Did you have to stab them? Lana: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. Theron: What did they say? Lana: "What are you going to do, stab me?" Theron: That’s fair.

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Theron: Any advice before Lana and I fight? The Outlander: Don’t wet yourself in public. Theron: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!

[spitzobsessed]

Lana: Theron, gather the others. We need to have another Commander-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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[jb-nonsense]

Gault: Because if there's anything we've learned, it's that you can't do it without me.

Bounty Hunter: First of all, we haven't learned anything over the years.

(source)

[chubbyooo]

Dath Marr: you know, Satele and I are having a baby.

Kyradia (sith inquisitor): oh my god congratulations that’s-

Darth Marr: *slams papers in front of him* it’s you. sign here.

[makode-name]

It's time to visualise incorrect quotes!

[lonewolfel]

Theron: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Commander: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Lana: And you just ran away?!

Theron: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

[0alix0]

it’s still kinda disappointing that throughout all the game/chapters/patches we’ve never seen some Zakuulans just loosing their shit because of some casual galactic stuff

i mean, you get me, right? they’ve been isolated for centuries and probably have never encountered with aliens/different cultures before Valkorion died. It’s like living in a one small city your whole life without even having an idea of the rest of the world

just take you pick:

Koth literally having a list of the craziest, most weird meals in a galaxy (that even most people of those regions won’t risk touching with a stick) he wants to try. And it's not like he even likes most of them, but just because it's weird and fun and omg are those some kind of fried insects' wings? Give me a pack! Oh, this thing is still alive and probably will try to crawl out of your stomach? I'M ON BITCH. Also he has a whole collections of mini models of Imperial/Republic starships because, yeah, ok, maybe they are less effective and advanced compared to Ethernet Fleet but holy shit the LOOKS!!

some random zakuulans deciding to take a vacation somewhere in the “outlandish” part of the galaxy, and choosing to go to fucking HOTH of all planets. Because like... a planet... THAT IS FULL OF SNOW? AND ICE?? AND NOTHING ELSE?? why would they be interested in megapolises, they already live in one of the most advanced planets in the galaxy? But ilum? tatooine? that’s some unusual shit to go!

SAME zakuulans traveling to more technological worlds and seeing like hutts or ortolans or ugnaughts or smth and be like… is this an animal? it it even sentient?? ho-- WAIT IT TALKS?? HOW THE HELL DOES IT TALKS???? no one knows!

Vaylin scrolling through holonet and purely by accident sees some... really weird plant. like defiantly something alien... but it’s pretty and colorful and has a flower in there and she has never seen anything like it and she really REALLY WANTS-- anyway Arcann ends up getting her a star wars equivalent of cactus... whatever floats her boat i suppose? The more time goes on and she has a whole damn orangery filled with most exotic flowers/trees/plants of the galaxy. Some of them bites but uhh... Who cares?

knights reading jedi/sith code at larfing at those morons cuz lmao they willingly follow the code that forbids them from falling in love, getting married or having a family?? Pfft, jedi, not only you have zero bitches, you have no understanding of basic social human needs lmao??? Also, how is it absolutely legal to kill your own apprentices if you're a sith?? Wtf???? That’s not even surprise they’re loosing every war possible, they're better in exterminating each other than their own fucking enemies!

Senya just randomly asking outlander about other species like:

Senya*points at some alien* is this a human?

Outlander: No, that’s Chiss, they’re humanoid bu-

Senya*points at another*: it that a human?

Outlander: No it’s just a Mirialan, half-lizards

Senya: ok that! *points at miraluka* that IS a human right??

Outlander: no.

Senya: Alright, is there a reason they all look exactly like humans almost drowned in gouache paint? Were they somehow created from human genes? Or did they evolve from us somehow?

Outlander: you ask me??..... I mean... twi’leks were artificially made by Rakata and uh... technically pureblood sith aren’t actually pureblood they... uh... they’re all half-breed because of humans- I d-... I don’t know??? 

Senya: (ಠ_ಠ)

you know... that would probably go another way as well