#incorrect quotes swtor

[riachuelowii]

has this been done yet

[krisslegacy]

[makode-name]

[lonewolfel]

Senya: Why do you look like that?

Theron, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Senya: Like you’re dead.

Theron: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Lana: Theron accidentally called the Commander “babe” in front of everyone today.

Theron: *sobs into the floor*

[halibellecter]

Hunter: You are a delicate flower.

Imperial Agent: You take that back!

[reconstructionlegacy]

Theron: I'm not “culturally Jedi.”

Msr. Brider Surriss, Barsen’thor: When someone told you they were your father, did you or did you not say you were sorry they were struggling with this emotionally but that it was nothing to do with you?

Theron:

Theron: I don't like it, but that's a point.

[blazemourn]

My reaction to every Sith Lord's death : Oh they died? I don't give a fuck.

My reaction to Darth Marr's death : NOOO MY BABY!!!

[fabeong]

SWTOR incorrect quotes #18

Felix, staring at the table at some ungodly hour of the morning: ...I think I’m in love with the Jedi.

Zenith: Congratulations, you’re officially the last to know. 

[revanknightwoman]

[sirloozelite]

Beniko and Shan - Best Friends

Theron: Lana, is that my mug you’re drinking out of? Lana: No, it’s mine. Theron: It... looks just like the one I have... Lana: You don’t have one like this anymore.

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Lana: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Theron: You looked in a mirror? Lana: ...someday you will have to answer for your actions and the Force may not be so merciful.

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Theron: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. Theron: One... two... three. Lana: ... Theron: ... Theron: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Theron: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking. Lana, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

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Lana: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Theron. Theron: Hey!

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Lana: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Theron: You sleep with a teddybear. Lana: He’s my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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Lana: *sees someone doing something stupid* Lana: What an idiot. Lana: *realizes it's Theron* Lana: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Lana: She's the girl of my dreams! Theron: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams. Lana: I have a lot of dreams.

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Lana: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Theron: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

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Theron: So, you lied to me? Lana: That depends on how you define lying. Theron: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it? Lana: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

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Theron: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." Lana: ... Lana: What a stupid fucking quote. Lana: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

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Theron: I failed my safety training course today. Lana: Why, what happened? Theron: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" Lana: And? Theron: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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Theron: Lana, you're my best friend. Lana: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. Lana: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

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Theron: Did you have to stab them? Lana: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. Theron: What did they say? Lana: "What are you going to do, stab me?" Theron: That’s fair.

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Theron: Any advice before Lana and I fight? The Outlander: Don’t wet yourself in public. Theron: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!

[spitzobsessed]

Lana: Theron, gather the others. We need to have another Commander-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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[jb-nonsense]

Gault: Because if there's anything we've learned, it's that you can't do it without me.

Bounty Hunter: First of all, we haven't learned anything over the years.

(source)

[chubbyooo]

Dath Marr: you know, Satele and I are having a baby.

Kyradia (sith inquisitor): oh my god congratulations that’s-

Darth Marr: *slams papers in front of him* it’s you. sign here.

[vihola]

[lonewolfel]

Theron: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Commander: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Lana: And you just ran away?!

Theron: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

[makode-name]

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