#incorrect quotes bsd

[sunnikos]

Atsushi: I didn’t even pay much attention to what you were talking about, you’re so beautiful.

Akutagawa: Thank you love, I was talking about how I almost got killed.

[cryingovernothin]

Osamu **loser husband who knows his husband is out of his league and flaunts said husband off to everyone** Dazai

Atsushi **angel of a man, people constantly think he got tricked into getting married** Dazai

[runboybeneaththemoon]

Ranpo: Yosano just told me I had three days to live

Poe: What?? Are you sick??

Ranpo: No, she's just pissed because I ate the last Pizza slice

[nxsh30]

Dazai: How is the weather down there Chuuya

Chuuya: Why don't you see for yourself

Dazai: what do y- *gets kicked in the balls*

[sapphyyyyyyyy]

BSD Incorrect quotes

Dazai: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Dazai and Fyodor, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Nikolai: Our turn, Sigma! One, two, three- vanilla! Sigma, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

[nori-draws-sometimes]

bsd textposts!! i'm obsessed

[daimadiamante]

Chuuya: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately Dazai: Maybe you’re pregnant Chuuya: Dazai: Chuuya: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because I just had a heart attack

[sorcerersandskillusers]

Oda: if I had a nickel for every time I had to carry an injured teen with gunshot wounds wearing a long black coat and threatening to kill me, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[flamie-42]

Fukuzawa: Dazai I am scared to ask but why are you late today?

Dazai: I had take care of my dog

Atsushi: I didn’t know you had a dog Dazai

Dazai: yeah I just adopted him recently

Kunikida: I’m proud that your taking on more responsibility in your life

Naomi: can I dog sit sometime?!

Dazai: I don’t know, he doesn’t really like people, I’m trying to train him out of it but he is really stubborn

Naomi: awww

Ranpo: Dazai stop referring to Nakahara as your dog, you live at his house

[need-a-name-101]

Dazai: Chuuya I swear on my life-

Chuuya: “I swear on my life” Bitch you’re suicidal swear on something else.

[sunnikos]

Akutagawa: I made tea.

Atsushi: I don’t want tea.

Akutagawa: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Atsushi: Then why are you telling me?

Akutagawa: It is a conversation starter.

Atsushi: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Akutagawa: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

[i-eat-mold]

[mackerel22]

Fukuzawa: And, as always, here's your weekly reminder that therapy and other psychiatric services are covered by the ada healthcare plan.

Dazai:

Dazai, whispering to Kunikida: Why does he always look at me when he says that?

[lowlightsahead]

Dazai: We can no longer mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this.

Chuuya, getting his bullets ready: Manslaughter, it is

[exymylove]

Kunikida: I currently have seven empty notebooks, and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Dazai: Put spaghetti in them.

Kunikida: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Ranpo: Put spaghetti in them.

Kunikida: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Yosano: Put spaghetti in them.

Kunikida: I am no longer taking suggestions.

[sapphyyyyyyyy]

Incorrect quotes with Bungou Stray Dogs

Atsushi: We need a distraction. Kunikida: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Dazai, whispering: My time has come