#incorrect prism quotes

[incorrect-prism-quotes]

Zoey: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why my parents made me get tested.

[stellar-collective]

Solaris: *posts a super low quality image to the group chat* Juniper: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents Solaris: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text i would have enough money to buy a laser to fire at you Prism: actually i did the math, Juniper would have 225$, not 0.15$.  Juniper: sis i’m right here… Phoenix: if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :) Ollie: while you’re there will you buy me an apply juice please? Phoenix: sorry i only have a dollar Ollie: :( Prism: hey, i just realized, Juniper would have 22,500$ because it’s a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Phoenix: if i had 22,500$ i’d buy a can of soda and an apply juice Fabricator: you can buy anything you want with 22,500$ Reginald: yeah and they want soda and apply juice Right Robot: apply juice to what Hivemind: directly to the forehead Morales: great chat everyone

[critically-gay]

Orym: Stressed.

Bor'dor: Depressed.

Laudna: Possessed.

Deni$e: Obsessed.

Ashton: Impressed.

Prism: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Prism: I just wanted to join in...

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Dr. Prism: Reginald, Agent Phoenix is missing. Can you find them?

Handler: Do you think I have them microchipped or something?

Dr. Prism: Well do you?

Handler: ...

Handler: Yeah, hang on a second.

[prismaticstarshch]

I don’t remember what server I was in I got this from but I showed it in PPTH some time ago and then found it again lol

[agentpheoness]

My thoughts as 2 am

Roxanna: People who sleep without socks scare me. Reginald: People who sleep with socks are not to be trusted. Pheoness: People who sleep are weird

Pheonix: I WaS A SoCk OnCe!!!!

[enigma-the-mysterious]

For WIP Wednesday, Bheem's thoughts after the betrayal and/or Ram's Guilt please! (I'd never heard of RRR before but just from scrolling your profile that whump scene looks amazing)

THANK YOU! All requests have been filled here.

(Also, you should ABSOLUTELY watch RRR, especially if you love Nimona. It's Goldenheart but on steroids!!! You will LOVE it, I can assure you!)

[apollo-fizz]

in response to @thy-handsome-soup ‘s poll results, have this

“hello agents! we’ve been informed of a new kind of bear archer- it appears this one is disguised as a “cool teen”, equipped with a skateboard and the ability to kick flip. there is nothing inherently dangerous about this, but how. ahem. cool. the bear archer’s skating skills are have been known to be cool enough to kill. beware.”

[limoncats]

Star: Me and Prism are no longer dating. Prism: Star, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.

(@kiraprismart)

(Sparkly Spirits ver. below)

Ghostie: Me and Ruby are no longer dating. Ruby: Ghostie, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.

[incorrect-prism-quotes]

Ben: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Apollo: Wow. He sounds stupid. Ben: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense. Apollo: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Ben: I guess you’re right. Hey Apollo, I love you. Apollo: See! Just say that! Ben: Holy fucking shit. Apollo: If that flies over his head then, sorry Ben, but he's too dumb for you. Ben: Apollo.

[god-of-identity]

kid prism grimpoppy, plotting to eventually mass produce immortality: "and when everyone's super, no one will be!"

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Minsc, when Oublek tells the party about the bounty on Prism: I know what a prism is! It’s where you put bad people!

[agentwraith]

Phoenix: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?  Dr. Prism, exasperated: WHY?!?  Prism points at Phoenix: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!  Prism points at Wraith: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!  Prism points at Buggy: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!  Prism: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Zor: I poisoned one of our glasses. But I forgot which one.

Agent Phoenix: *tied to the chair* well the way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.

[prismaticstarshch]

ngl, I'd love for someone to draw Zoey's group with this crack interaction incorrect quotes prompt:

Zoey: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Aura: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 Amber: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Aura: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Elvira: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Aura: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Zoey and Elvira have drawn refs here (credits go to @/drawingadventures): https://www.tumblr.com/drawingadventures/753031629711212544/prism

In-game ref for Aura Moonsilver (Glass/Sand Mage):

In-game ref for Amber Winchester (Acid Magic/Thermo Fist Warlock):

(btw idk if the lighting affects it a lot but if it does know that both of them have sapphire blue eyes)

[youling-the-ghost]

sfth incorrect quotes pt.9 because the brainrot is getting to me

Luke: Thanks for not telling Tom what happened. AJ, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this. Tom: Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we barely know each other? Luke: Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending. AJ: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people. (I just realised that I already had this quote in a past post)

AJ: Okay, what does A stand for? Luke: Arson. AJ: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? Luke: Barson. Sam: *laughter* AJ: What stands for C? Luke: Commit arson. Sam: Oooo. AJ: D! Luke: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. Sam: *more laughter, slightly more evil this time* Tom: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella! *Tom opens his umbrella while indoors* Sam: Tom, that’s bad luck… Tom: Chill out, Sam! Luke, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?! Tom and Sam: *screams* (Senor Pork-core) Tom: Hey, are you free? Sam: No, I’m expensive. Store Worker: Would a “Tom” please come to the front desk? Tom, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, pointing to AJ, Sam, and Luke: I believe they belong to you? AJ, Sam, and Luke, simultaneously: We got lost. Tom: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me- Luke: Tom, when’s your birthday? Tom: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me? Luke: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday. Luke: But also so I can plan your downfall. AJ: So, what is Luke to you? Sam: The reason I wake up every morning. AJ: ...That’s adorable. Luke earlier that morning, barging into Sam′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!! AJ: *stands in trash can* Sam: AJ, not again! You're not trash, you're at least recycling! (I like to think that AJ just wanted to stand in the trash can) Sam: Big day today, Tom. *holds up two identical flannels* Mustard stain or ketchup stain? Tom: Mustard, looks less like blood. Tom: Yeah, I find it quite emotional. In like a cool way. Sam: Did you just say it makes you cry in a cool way? Luke: *writing a letter* Luke: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard. Tom: Damn, the power went out. AJ: Don’t worry, I got this. AJ: *stomps foot* Tom: What-? AJ: *Sketchers light up* Sam: You can’t have a gun on stage! Luke: WRONG! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play. (Sam's just jealous that he doesn't have a gun) Tom: Oh no! I’m doomed! Sam: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult Luke at his own memorial service. Tom: Exactly! It’s impossible! AJ: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that’s fucked up. Like c'mon, you know I’m dumb as hell! Luke: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby. Tom: What baby? Luke, crying a bit: Me. Tom: That's not funny. Luke: I thought it was funny. Tom: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.