#incorrect prism quotes

[incorrect-prism-quotes]

Aika: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once? Apollo: How does it WALK?? Aika: Aika: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?

[stellar-collective]

Solaris: *posts a super low quality image to the group chat* Juniper: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents Solaris: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text i would have enough money to buy a laser to fire at you Prism: actually i did the math, Juniper would have 225$, not 0.15$.  Juniper: sis i’m right here… Phoenix: if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :) Ollie: while you’re there will you buy me an apply juice please? Phoenix: sorry i only have a dollar Ollie: :( Prism: hey, i just realized, Juniper would have 22,500$ because it’s a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Phoenix: if i had 22,500$ i’d buy a can of soda and an apply juice Fabricator: you can buy anything you want with 22,500$ Reginald: yeah and they want soda and apply juice Right Robot: apply juice to what Hivemind: directly to the forehead Morales: great chat everyone

[critically-gay]

Orym: Stressed.

Bor'dor: Depressed.

Laudna: Possessed.

Deni$e: Obsessed.

Ashton: Impressed.

Prism: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Prism: I just wanted to join in...

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Dr. Prism: Reginald, Agent Phoenix is missing. Can you find them?

Handler: Do you think I have them microchipped or something?

Dr. Prism: Well do you?

Handler: ...

Handler: Yeah, hang on a second.

[prismaticstarshch]

I don’t remember what server I was in I got this from but I showed it in PPTH some time ago and then found it again lol

[agentpheoness]

My thoughts as 2 am

Roxanna: People who sleep without socks scare me. Reginald: People who sleep with socks are not to be trusted. Pheoness: People who sleep are weird

Pheonix: I WaS A SoCk OnCe!!!!

[enigma-the-mysterious]

For WIP Wednesday, Bheem's thoughts after the betrayal and/or Ram's Guilt please! (I'd never heard of RRR before but just from scrolling your profile that whump scene looks amazing)

THANK YOU! All requests have been filled here.

(Also, you should ABSOLUTELY watch RRR, especially if you love Nimona. It's Goldenheart but on steroids!!! You will LOVE it, I can assure you!)

[apollo-fizz]

in response to @thy-handsome-soup ‘s poll results, have this

“hello agents! we’ve been informed of a new kind of bear archer- it appears this one is disguised as a “cool teen”, equipped with a skateboard and the ability to kick flip. there is nothing inherently dangerous about this, but how. ahem. cool. the bear archer’s skating skills are have been known to be cool enough to kill. beware.”

[limoncats]

Star: Me and Prism are no longer dating. Prism: Star, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.

(@kiraprismart)

(Sparkly Spirits ver. below)

Ghostie: Me and Ruby are no longer dating. Ruby: Ghostie, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.

[incorrect-prism-quotes]

Apollo: How would you like your coffee? Neneko: As dark as my soul. Apollo: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

[god-of-identity]

kid prism grimpoppy, plotting to eventually mass produce immortality: "and when everyone's super, no one will be!"

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Minsc, when Oublek tells the party about the bounty on Prism: I know what a prism is! It’s where you put bad people!

[perfectvoidofnothing]

And now, a totally real leaked scene from the script of Hirogaru Sky Precure.

Sora Harewataru: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Mashiro Nijigaoka: Sora nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND Sora Harewataru: FLOOR IT? Mashiro Nijigaoka: SORA NO Sora Harewataru: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND Mashiro Nijigaoka: SORA YOU ARE GOING TO BURN MY HOUSE DOWN Sora Harewataru: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES Mashiro Nijigaoka: SORA P L E A S E

[definitelyunhingedagentphoenix]

Zor: I poisoned one of our glasses. But I forgot which one.

Agent Phoenix: *tied to the chair* well the way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.

[prismaticstarshch]

ngl, I'd love for someone to draw Zoey's group with this crack interaction incorrect quotes prompt:

Zoey: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?? Aura: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 Amber: Why were you microwaving a lemon??? Aura: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots. Elvira: Did you burn an orange too? How??? Aura: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Zoey and Elvira have drawn refs here (credits go to @/drawingadventures): https://www.tumblr.com/drawingadventures/753031629711212544/prism

In-game ref for Aura Moonsilver (Glass/Sand Mage):

In-game ref for Amber Winchester (Acid Magic/Thermo Fist Warlock):

(btw idk if the lighting affects it a lot but if it does know that both of them have sapphire blue eyes)

[agentwraith]

Phoenix: Why do you act like we’re three year olds?  Dr. Prism, exasperated: WHY?!?  Prism points at Phoenix: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR!  Prism points at Wraith: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK!  Prism points at Buggy: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND!  Prism: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????