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anotherpjofan · 2 years ago
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The funniest part about the lightening thief is the fact that everyone was like "I don't know who Percy’s godly parent could possibly be" like they all really gaslit themselves even after the fact that the dude
a) had a powerful enough scent that chiron took time off to pretend to be his latin teacher
b) fought a minotaur with zero training and no weapons
c) drenched clarisse and her gang in toilet water
d) beat luke in a swordfight after drenching himself in water
e) was literally only good at canoeing
f) kept saying his dad was "lost at sea"
literally 5 minutes into the camp and Percy was all like
Percy: Maybe my dad is Poseidon his cabin feels like home -
Grover: No
Annabeth: No
Chiron: No
The whole camp: No
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gummybearinthehouseee · 1 year ago
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annabeth in 1st grade: look under there
some kid: under where
annabeth: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician-
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godsdamahalfblood · 10 months ago
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Will: *on the verge of tears* so i got a 60.
Nico: well that's basically a 70 and then you add your age it's an 85 and then you HAVE to round up so it's a 90 and then round up again because it's tuesday-
Kayla: it's wednesday.
Nico: shut up. round up again because it's WEDNESDAY and you got a 100! yay!
Will: *starts crying*
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nymph-of-books · 11 months ago
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returning to my roots…
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starchasersversion · 1 year ago
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nico: *sees percy at camp jupiter* oh fuck
percy: do i know you?
nico: um... what? noo of course not
percy: are you sure-
nico: well unless we met in the underworld cause that's where i spend most of my time haha
percy, suspicious: yeah haha
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ilovepjo · 11 months ago
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Annabeth: How did this happen?!
Percy: Look, in my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Annabeth: But wasn't Grover with you?
Grover: Well, in my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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the-ghost-king · 2 years ago
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go back to all the pjo incorrect quotes textposts from ~that~ era and everytime Hermes comes up you have to change it to "Hermes (portrayed by Lin Manuel Miranda)"
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hyacynta · 2 years ago
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Kayla: Dad if you're the god of the sun why do I have so many freckles?
Apollo, clearly trying to think of an excuse: Uhhhh.... they're sun kisses, sweetie! I gave you them because I love you so much.
Austin and Will: :(
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multi-bookworm · 2 years ago
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Nico: why are people so sensitive??
Will: *sighs* what did you do this time.
Nico: I said “your face makes onions cry” and then showed them an onion that I got Hazel to use the mist to make it seem to them like it was crying.
Will: …
Nico: and then I whispered to them “I didn’t even bewitch it”
Will: Uhm Nico-
Nico: IT WAS A JOKE
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captcins · 3 years ago
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Percy: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Annabeth: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Percy, desperately, as annabeth bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Annabeth: Oh! B positive.
Percy: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Annabeth:
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anotherpjofan · 2 years ago
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I just love the idea of Percy inheriting his recklessness from Sally Jackson instead of Poseidon like obviously she had become calmer over the years but it would be hilarious if no one believed it like
Poseidon: Your child sent Medusa's head to the gods
*flashback to when Sally figured out she was pregnant and yelled at the sea for an hour while flipping it off*
Sally: I hear the sea doesn't like to be restrained
Poseidon: I said it once -
Or when Percy asks about how they met
Poseidon: Your mom saw my trident and tried to steal it and kill me to figure out if I'm real or a figment of her imagination
Percy: Yeah right my mom would never hurt anyone
Poseidon: ...SALLY -
ok but what if the other gods also get involved in this like
Apollo: Your son snuck on a quest
Poseidon: Sally's son
Apollo: ...She baked me blue chocolate chip cookies
And then Poseidon decides to confront her so
Poseidon: You have got to take some responsibility
Sally: I don't know what you're talking about
*flashback to when Sally had managed to steal the trident and kill a monster*
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a-dam-half-blood · 3 years ago
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Nico: I’m not a people person, I don’t like physical contact
*kisses Will*
*hugs Annabeth and Hazel*
*bro hugs Percy and Jason*
*high fives Frank*
Nico: AS I WAS SAYING—
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gummybearinthehouseee · 1 year ago
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percy *about annabeth*: my girlfriend has been listening to too much crime podcasts and now she knows too much
percy: yesterday she just said “bodies don’t float if you puncture the lungs” so if I go missing TELL THE COPS SHE DID IT
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godsdamahalfblood · 2 years ago
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Leo: I didn't take you for an optimist
Nico: i am always thinking about the day in 7th grade when the teacher separated us by optimists and pessimists and my teacher tried to make me go to the optimists group and i looked at her and said “the world is on fire, our leaders are failing, and there’s no guarantee i live to the end of my schooling.” and then she just left me alone
Percy: I'm an optiMUST
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starchasersversion · 1 year ago
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ares: if percy jackson doesn't have any haters i am dead
ares: i am immortal
ares: so that means he will always have haters
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ilovepjo · 11 months ago
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Percy: Annabeth told me Santa wasn't real. Well, joke's on her because I'm at the mall right now and guess who's here?
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