#incorrect patton sanders

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[loganslowdown4]

Logan: Ooh, here’s an interesting study. It says that every friend group has one person that every other member of the group has had a crush on at one point. Which one of us do you think that would be?

Patton Roman Virgil Janus Remus: *all stare at Logan*

Logan: *looks behind him* What? What are you looking at?

[emmaishere2243]

The morning after the highlighter incident

Logan: Said it would be a bad idea because Patton doesn’t drink alcohol often

Roman: Said it would be fine

Virgil: Was tackled

Patton: just really wanted to make sure the others knew how important they are to him (and also had a surprising amount of highlighters)

This is based off of a pretty old incorrect quote in the fandom, but when it showed up in the latest video I had to doodle it cause it’s so sweet-

Patton promised to use star stickers in the future instead

[let-roman-bite-someone]

sanders sides textposts/incorrect quotes

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2587

Roman: "Get bee movied, idiot." (Dialogue from a bunch of incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure what the original is.)

[destinyhasdialedback]

[holdnarrytight]

Jumping on the incorrect quotes bandwagon

[quackkaz]

Remus : The floor's lava!!!!!

Patton : *helping Logan onto the table*

Virgil : *kicks Roman off the sofa*

Janus : There are two types of boyfriends.

[warnadudenexttime]

Logan: Ok, no one wants to listen to me. Does anyone wanna raise their hand and offer THEIR OWN solution to this typical Thomas dilemma, huh?

The sides: *cricket chirping noises*

Logan, now a mug in his hand: No one wants to raise their hand? Guess I’m gonna have to pull out the popsicle sticks with your names on them then.

Virgil: WOAH NOW BUDDY-

Roman: LET’S NOT BE RASH-

Patton: Is that why you had us eat all those popsicles-?

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

Roman: i think we should get a divorce

Janus: what are you doing?

Roman: just practicing

Janus: why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?

Roman: i don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis

Janus: you don't even have a boyfriend

Roman: hypothetically divorce me

Janus: okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half your assets

Roman: well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup

Roman, to Logan: it's called a prenup, right?

Logan: yes, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one

Janus: who the fuck is this guy?

Logan: i'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case

Janus: well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids

Janus, to Patton: right? we can get those, right?

Patton: yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it

Roman: who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot?

Patton: wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults.

Janus: this is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other

Roman: how could you hypothetically do this to me?!

Janus: because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Sanders Sides as Ao3 pt. 26

[loganslowdown4]

*Logan kneels*

Roman: *taking out his sword* I knight thee Sir Logan of Logos, in the name of the father-

Patton: *waves*

Roman: -the son-

Virgil: *dabs*

Roman: -and the unholy spirits.

Janus & Remus: *demonic screeching*

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

patton: fight me

virgil: *standing behind him* touch him and you’ll regret it

janus: *standing behind both of them* touch either of and you won’t live long enough to regret anything

remus, behind janus with a huge knife: *waves*

[let-roman-bite-someone]

oh how the tables have tabled

[orbch]

selfcest yaoi for the soul