#incorrect patton sanders

[aphroditesweets]

(The Sides get into trouble and have to be taken into the Mind Palace Police Department)

Officer: Alright, one at a time. Step on the x and hold up your plaques

Virgil: (quaking in his boot; the verge of a panic attack)

Patton: (looks at plaque) What’s this for?…(looks at camera) Oh, is this one of them selfie-things? Fun!

Logan: (about to lose his marbles) I hate being associated with you people

Roman: Make sure to get my good side!

Janus: (looks at plaque and raises his brow) Well this certainly is a first…

Officer: (looks to next person; sighs)…evening Remus, long time no see…

Remus: Hey bubba~, I’m glad to see your face again. (Sigh) It feels likes it’s only been yesterday since I was here (chuckled menacingly)

Janus: Because you were here yesterday

[boobitchposts]

Logan: [ looking at a manicure kit like it’s book ]

Virgil: Uhhh.. Lo, that’s a nail kit.

Logan: Yes I am aware.

Virgil: …..Why?

Logan: I have discovered that if I hold anything that vaguely looks like a book while I’m thinking, the others have learned not to disturb me.

Virgil: …….

*5 minutes later*

Logan: [ looking at a manicure kit like it’s a tiny book ]

Virgil: [ sitting next to him looking at a wallet the same way ]

*Later*

Patton: [ sees Virgil and Logan sitting next to each other “reading” ]

Patton: Aww! Are you guys starting a book club?

Virgil: Wha- no Pat that’s not-

Logan: We are not reading the same thing. We are merely enjoying each other’s company in silence.

Patton: Oh! Sorry for assuming, I’ll leave you guys to it. Let me know if you need anything! [ sinks out ]

Janus: [ walks in and looking at Virgil and Logan ]

Janus: Really?

Virgil: Yes really.

Janus: …

Janus: [ pulls out an empty kindle case and sits down ]

Janus: We don’t mention this.

Logan: Not a word.

Virgil: Cool.

[let-roman-bite-someone]

it's incorrect quotes time

[theokusgallery]

They're besties your Honor

[loganslowdown4]

Why are these so cute???

I love how it implies everyone but Patton is swearing LMAO

We need Roman, Janus and Thomas yet—

Thomas’ will be last and just be him with his head in hands like ‘save me, good gods SAVE ME’ 😂😂😂😂

[ssslimyboy]

Remus: I cut my finger

Patton: I can kiss it so it'll get better

Remus: That works?

Patton: Yeah, my mom used to do it when I was little

(later)

Remus: I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Virgil: Fucking finally.

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[hoybero]

the sides as texts messages between me & my family.

[destinyhasdialedback]

[zelpharofficial]

Caramelldansen !! - Sanders Sides Version

[emmaishere2243]

The morning after the highlighter incident

Logan: Said it would be a bad idea because Patton doesn’t drink alcohol often

Roman: Said it would be fine

Virgil: Was tackled

Patton: just really wanted to make sure the others knew how important they are to him (and also had a surprising amount of highlighters)

This is based off of a pretty old incorrect quote in the fandom, but when it showed up in the latest video I had to doodle it cause it’s so sweet-

Patton promised to use star stickers in the future instead

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2587

Roman: "Get bee movied, idiot." (Dialogue from a bunch of incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure what the original is.)

[inimitableseal5095]

Remus: Patton, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.

*click*

Remus: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

[let-roman-bite-someone]

sanders sides textposts/incorrect quotes

[chameleon66]

Patton: “Ok how do we want to settle this?”

Virgil: “Well in my old family (the Darksides) whenever there was a disagreement we’d always just play rock, rock, rock.”

Logan: “Don’t you mean Rock, Paper, Scissors?”

Virgil: “No we’d just throw rocks at each other and last one standing won.”

Roman: “Well at least you didn’t play scissor, scissor, scissor.”

Virgil: “Well~ there was that one time.”

[loganslowdown4]

Logan: Ooh, here’s an interesting study. It says that every friend group has one person that every other member of the group has had a crush on at one point. Which one of us do you think that would be?

Patton Roman Virgil Janus Remus: *all stare at Logan*

Logan: *looks behind him* What? What are you looking at?