#incorrect otgw quotes

[mauswyx]

unkie tommy on babysitting duty

[golden-wires]

i got a lil bored and wanted to make this, ngl i most likely will make more

[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

Tfp Incorrect Quotes but They're All from Over the Garden Wall

(Slightly paraphrased, so they'll make sense)

Arcee: "We need directions."

Smokescreen: "You don't need directions! Just follow that compass inside your heart."

Arcee: ...

Arcee: "No, I'm pretty sure we need directions."

Ratchet: "Miko, don't you want to be more like Jack? -- Just always doing what you're told?"

Jack: "Huh?"

Ratchet: "Just a pathetic pushover who relies on others to make all his decisions?"

Jack: "Hey! What? I'm not a pushover!"

Ratchet: "Hold on, Jack. Let me get to my point."

Jack: "Fine."

Ratchet: "See, Miko? No willpower whatsoever. You need to be more like that."

Bulkhead: "What?! We can't STEAL from this guy!"

Wheeljack: "Why not? We already stole a human."

Bulkhead: "Humans can talk. Miko can do whatever she wants."

Miko: "I wanna steal!"

Bulkhead: "WHAT?!"

Smokescreen: "I'll think of my wish later."

Optimus: "No, no, not a wish. I'm not magic. I'll just do you a good turn."

Smokescreen: "Can you turn me into a tiger?"

Optimus: "I just said I'm not magic."

Smokescreen: "It doesn't have to be a magical tiger."

Miko: "It's GOT to be a real ghost!"

Jack: "But h-how can you be so certain?"

Miko: "Cause I really, really wanna see a ghost -- really bad."

Jack: "Oh."

Ratchet: "Ok, Jack. I'll admit it. You seem like a pushover, but you're not."

Jack: "Oh?"

Ratchet: "Deep down in your heart, you're a stubborn jerk! When are you gonna give this up?"

Jack: "Maybe never. Maybe I'll never give this up!"

Airachnid: *smacks Starscream with a broom* "No seekers aloud in my forest!"

Starscream: "No seeker aloud in your?-"

Airachnid: "It's a bad omen when a seeker enters through your door. It's bad luck."

Starscream: "Lady, seekers are good luck! We bring joy and happiness to the- AHH!"

Airachnid: *smacks him again* "Good luck, bad luck, I don't want any of it!"

Starscream: "Curse you, lady, curse you! You'll die someday, and I'll laugh! LAUGH! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

[incorrect-mass-effect-quotes]

Paragon Shepard: Um, Kasumi? Why did you tell Donovan Hock I'm invited to his house?

Kasumi: I need to get in his vault.

Shepard: You're scamming him?

Kasumi: I was thinking more like flat out stealing from him.

Shepard: What?? No way!

Kasumi: Why not? We already stole a geth.

Legion: Shepard-Commander.

Shepard: No, we didn't. Legion is a sentient being. They can do what they want.

Legion: This unit wants to steal.

Shepard: *gasp*

[incorrectpinescone]

Wirt: We'd like to patronize your fine establishment my good man.

Dipper: By patronize he means we want to buy stuff from you, not... mock you. We probably will mock you. But that's not what he meant.

Gideon, shaking his fist: I know what he meant. Don't patronize me.

[angelofanimation]

Greg: Hey.  Wirt: Yeah?  Greg: You ever wonder why we’re here?  Wirt: It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, but it keeps me up at night.  Greg: What? I mean, why are we here in the Unknown?  Wirt: Oh.  Greg: What was all that stuff about God?  Wirt: Nothing. Greg: You wanna talk about it?  Wirt: No. 

[xovera-toz]

Greg: Why do the other kids like playing family so much?

Beatrice: Ask your brother. He's playing mom 24/7 and doesn't seem to get tired of it.

Wirt, hands on his hips: Okay, so first of all-

[incorrect-dnd-quotes]

NPC Guard: “Who are you?”

Rogue: [rolling a Nat 1 on Deception] “We’re burglars!”

Bard: “No, no. No, no. We’re not! We just needed to get out of the rain, and we thought this place was abandoned, so-”

Rogue: “-so we came here to burgle your turts!”

[wirtswiftie]

wirt: i really love billy joel's voice, he has something that male singers don't have today.

sara: heterosexuality?

wirt:

[angstandhappiness]

DUDE

If you think I’m over spooky season just cuz October’s over then I got some news for you >:3

Bc of my heavy work load this last month I wasn’t able to get as many pictures done for October as I wanted, but I’ve had this idea for a crossover between Otgw and Pjo for a while and I finished it last night ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

[fangirltothefullest]

Saw your post about the fandom, and wanted to stop by and say hi! It actually was nice to see that pop up on my dash, cause a lot of people are getting really negative about the waits, and I've seen it get kinda nasty. So seeing you be so genuine about enjoying it is really nice to see. I'm always open to talk about Sanders Sides, though, it's still one of my favorite things even after all this time.

ME TOO! I love it so much and I think... well as a Content Creator myself, I know how hard these past few years have been for me and I am not surprised at all that it's been hard for him and his team so I can be impatient and want more content but also... I can't be mad. A little peak into my brain coming and I apologize if that wasn't what you were looking for but-

I had to close commissions and my own patreon because I had to get a job that could actually support me, and had a TON of personal stuff happened to me and my family IRL that affected a lot of my online presence.

As a consequence I don't post art NEARLY as much as I used to and I found myself feeling EXTREMELY upset about it. I used to even livestream art, can you believe it? 8U

And I sat there worrying I'd never post art again because of the burnout and stress..... and I thought everyone who liked my stuff may leave. Because that's happened before- I was a product, a machine to pump out free stuff for people to enjoy, and when the product stopped coming, people just left. That's SO hard to face as a creator, ESPECIALLY when you are trying to GENUINELY provide your art and works pretty much for free and you're already going through traumatic stuff IRL behind the screen.

To see people getting SO angry with the content that HAS been provided hurts me more than the wait and it's not because I put the man on a pedestal it's because I humanized him. I had a shit few years and so did he. Would it have been nice for him to be like 'hey I need to go on a break for a while I'm sorry', hell yeah but I didn't either. I posted every so often about Going Through It and kicking myself privately because I could barely sketch on paper, much less muster the courage to do a digital piece, but I didn't tell people wehat I was going through until later and even then a lot of my life is private and I haven't disclosed stuff because... it's personal, it's private. Online space isn't supposed to be privy to all my secrets and stuff you know?

So when I see people nitpicking the plushie episode because it's also doubled as an ad for the toys, I want to growl and bite and hiss because it's STILL an episode with an actual PLOT; it's not like the crofters ads. FWSA, the cartoon one, is a 24 minute ASIDES video and was LITERALLY given to us during Covid when EVERYTHING ELSE was shut down. Have I Grown is an hilarious video that also somewhat recaps but less episode recap and more personal sides recaps- seeing how their current mental state is. The Wes Anderson one is literally a Season Recap episode. We got a fucking Janus Cover of an OtGW song and they're all in their casual clothes and that song is about pretending everything is ok just for a littler while and it's STILL technically plot related. WTIT is a fucking ASIDES video that's 28 minutes long AND HAS PLOT! AND THE CANON CONFIRMATION OF THE SUSPECTED ORANGE SIDE!!! Incorrect Quotes was a way for us to see them being silly and lighthearted and so is The Sides Need A Nice Day!

I just- that's a lot more content than I think people realize. Yes he has a full team but that doesn't stop the stress or the burnout, especially when half your fanbase is saying how terrible you're being not being faster.

Not to mention the bloopers and the Gavin Sides and the entire episodes of Roleslaying AND a cartoon therapy have all come out AND he was part of a few song collabs too.

I just.... I can't imagine going through the stresses I went through and how much it would hurt me to provide that much stuff and still have people angry. Do you know how much I've done since Covid? Not nearly as much in terms of BIG PROJECTS.

Sorry if this came off as a rant, I'm just so passionate about this show that I love to much! >//<

[incorrectpinescone]

*five hundred years in the future*

Ghost!Dipper: “I can’t believe our graves are getting excavated by archaeologists! This is so cool! I can’t wait to know what they’ll learn about our time period!

Ghost!Wirt: I don’t like strangers poking around our bones but I guess if it’s for education…

Ghost!Dipper: Aw, c’mon! These are professionals! They’ll be perfectly respectful, and-

Archaeologist: Look at these two male skeletons embracing. They must have been brothers! Or really close roommates!

Ghost!Dipper: ….

Ghost!Wirt: Let’s haunt him.

[appiesdumpingground]

I should find funny thing my fellow actors say at show rehearsals and turn them into otgw incorrect quotes

[less-lost-than-you-realize]

I'm dying

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[xovera-toz]

Things the Beast should've said:

You took so long I believed I would start budding.

Your courage is comparable to my mirth. That is to say, nonexsistent.

My goodwill is a delicate rail but you are a freight train stomping down the line.

I would like to give you a token of my appreciation. No I did not steal it.

Sincerity is foolish, candour is unnecessary. Fortunately you are none of these. You are simply stupid.

You need not hurry to renew your residence permit. I assure you, you will expire before your papers do.

[poetreeanon]

Beatrice: No, no. It would be against my moral compass.

Wirt: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!