#incorrect nekoma

[sleepinghellokitty]

Kenma: I don't lose hyperfixations they just go into hibernation until I see something that triggers them to wake up like an ancient beast

[incorrectnekoma]

Kuroo: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?

Kenma:

Kenma: This one is the dumpster.

Kuroo: They’re both your bedroom.

[fos-tis-zois]

Kenma: It's so frustrating Kuroo: What is?? Kenma: Watching Akaashi openly flirt with Bokuto and Bokuto has still not realized?! Kuroo (wearing a "Date me Kenma" shirt): Haha, yeah that's-

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Captain squad

Kuroo : From now on we will be using code names.

Kuroo : You can address me as Eagle One.

Kuroo : Daichi is "been there done that" .

Kuroo : Bokuto is "currently doing that".

Kuroo : Ushijima is "it happened once in a dream".

Kuroo : Oikawa is "if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby".

Kuroo : And Kita is..

Kuroo : Eagle Two

Kita : Oh thank god.

[puddingcake]

Haikyuu as Dialogue prompt pt.1

oikawa: "I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals."

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kuroo: "we need a distraction."

kenma: "Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?"

yaku, looking up at lev: "i think it's your time to shine."

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hinata: "three words. say them and I'm yours."

kageyama, oblivious: "three words."

hinata: "...."

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atsumu: "what is your biggest weakness?"

osamu: "i can be uncooperative."

atsumu: "can you give me an example?"

osamu: "no."

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oikawa: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: "I’M SORRY")

iwaizumi: "what's that?"

oikawa: "morse code."

iwaizumi: "i'm even angrier now."

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tsukishima, to hinata: "don't worry, my brother always says even if your legs are short, life is long"

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kuroo to yaku, tauntingly: "do you always act like this because you always have a lack of calcium?"

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matsukawa/hanamaki: "look. it's not gay if both of us says 'no homo' okay?"

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oikawa, feeling offended: "me? sacrastic? never.

no way they announced that there will be a hq post time-skip animation soon, brazil hinata we're one step closer omg

[illustrationsbygre]

Credit to @haikyuu-incorrectquotes for this amazing quote

[kozukenbsf]

NEW HAIKYUU ILLUSTRATION!!! YESSS!!

[haikyuu-incorrectquotes]

Kenma: This is awful.

Kuroo: What are you talking about? You love it here!

Kenma: I’m not sure I do. I think I just developed Stockholm Syndrome.

[haikyuu-tmblr]

Yaku: Why do you always look so tired? Kenma: I have this headache that comes and goes- Kuroo: *Throws open the door* Kenma: And there it is again...

[lele-11]

Kuroo: *Flirts*

Kenma: *Flirts back*

Kuroo: *Thinking to himself* I was not expecting this outcome, what the hell do I do now?

[sleepinghellokitty]

[incorrectnekoma]

Yaku: Please pray for Yamamoto.

Kai: What happened to him?

Yaku: Nothing, he's just very stupid.

[fos-tis-zois]

Hinata: Kenma, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Kenma: Hinata: Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do? Kenma: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Hinata: ... Kenma: Avenge me, Shoyo, avenge meeeee!!

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Lev : *flirting with Yaku since he join the club*

Yaku finally responding : I'm straight.

Lev : so is spaghetti until it's wet.

Nekoma :

Yaku :

[stellar-haikyuu]

haikyuu characters as messages i've sent/received in group chats (pt. 4)

Kuroo: join me in my hyperfixation

Kai: i prefer that we keep our current peace, thanks

Yaku: i’m going to strangle you guys when we practice

Tora: GOD give me a girlfriend. one (1). please.

Kenma: my worldbuilding is exquisite.

Fukunaga: CLOWN SOUNDS

Inuoka: WAIT BRB theres a little kid asking me about my pompompurin keychain WAAAAAA

Shibayama: i’m sorry it feels wrong for me to type in allcaps. i would never shout at you guys.

Lev: i just guessed and prayed my common sense was common sensing

Nekomata: i am the True Perceiver

Bokuto (during a training camp BBQ): is this what it means to be lost in the sauce??? the marinade is so good and for WHAT

Akaashi: sorry im also having a mental paralysis moment where my mind will not let me settle on a decision unless i rationalize it or someone else tells/convinces me

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[applejuic33]

Akaashi: For self-defence reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Bokuto, Kenma and Kuroo: Okay. Akaashi: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Bokuto: Bold of you to assume I have money. Kenma: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Kuroo: Bold of you to assume I can die