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sleepinghellokitty · 1 year ago
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Kenma: I don't lose hyperfixations they just go into hibernation until I see something that triggers them to wake up like an ancient beast
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incorrectnekoma · 1 year ago
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Kuroo: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?
Kenma:
Kenma: This one is the dumpster.
Kuroo: They’re both your bedroom.
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kozukenbsf · 2 years ago
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NEW HAIKYUU OFFICIAL ART!! IT LOOKS AMAZING OMG
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hitoshi-yuuto · 4 months ago
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Captain squad
Kuroo : From now on we will be using code names.
Kuroo : You can address me as Eagle One.
Kuroo : Daichi is "been there done that" .
Kuroo : Bokuto is "currently doing that".
Kuroo : Ushijima is "it happened once in a dream".
Kuroo : Oikawa is "if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby".
Kuroo : And Kita is..
Kuroo : Eagle Two
Kita : Oh thank god.
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fos-tis-zois · 6 months ago
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Kenma: It's so frustrating Kuroo: What is?? Kenma: Watching Akaashi openly flirt with Bokuto and Bokuto has still not realized?! Kuroo (wearing a "Date me Kenma" shirt): Haha, yeah that's-
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puddingcake · 5 months ago
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Haikyuu as Dialogue prompt pt.1
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oikawa: "I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals."
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kuroo: "we need a distraction."
kenma: "Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?"
yaku, looking up at lev: "i think it's your time to shine."
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hinata: "three words. say them and I'm yours."
kageyama, oblivious: "three words."
hinata: "...."
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atsumu: "what is your biggest weakness?"
osamu: "i can be uncooperative."
atsumu: "can you give me an example?"
osamu: "no."
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oikawa: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: "I’M SORRY")
iwaizumi: "what's that?"
oikawa: "morse code."
iwaizumi: "i'm even angrier now."
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tsukishima, to hinata: "don't worry, my brother always says even if your legs are short, life is long"
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kuroo to yaku, tauntingly: "do you always act like this because you always have a lack of calcium?"
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matsukawa/hanamaki: "look. it's not gay if both of us says 'no homo' okay?"
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oikawa, feeling offended: "me? sacrastic? never.
no way they announced that there will be a hq post time-skip animation soon, brazil hinata we're one step closer omg
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illustrationsbygre · 1 year ago
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Credit to @haikyuu-incorrectquotes for this amazing quote
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haikyuu-incorrectquotes · 1 year ago
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Kenma: This is awful.
Kuroo: What are you talking about? You love it here!
Kenma: I’m not sure I do. I think I just developed Stockholm Syndrome.
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haikyuu-tmblr · 7 months ago
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Yaku: Why do you always look so tired? Kenma: I have this headache that comes and goes- Kuroo: *Throws open the door* Kenma: And there it is again...
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lele-11 · 8 months ago
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Kuroo: *Flirts*
Kenma: *Flirts back*
Kuroo: *Thinking to himself* I was not expecting this outcome, what the hell do I do now?
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sleepinghellokitty · 1 year ago
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incorrectnekoma · 1 year ago
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Yaku: Please pray for Yamamoto.
Kai: What happened to him?
Yaku: Nothing, he's just very stupid.
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kozukenbsf · 11 months ago
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NEW HAIKYUU ILLUSTRATION!!! YESSS!!
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hitoshi-yuuto · 3 months ago
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Kuroo and Kenma visiting the first year in their third year
Kuroo : My cute littles kouhai! How is your training camp going?!
Inuoka and Shibayama : *lying on the floor groaning*
Kuroo : Oh my god, what happened???
Tamahiko : They made up a drinking game where they take a shot every time Lev mentions Yaku-san.
Kenma : They have alcohol poisoning?
Tamahiko : They have alcohol poisoning.
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fos-tis-zois · 6 months ago
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Hinata: Kenma, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Kenma: Hinata: Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do? Kenma: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Hinata: ... Kenma: Avenge me, Shoyo, avenge meeeee!!
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applejuic33 · 1 year ago
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Akaashi: For self-defence reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Bokuto, Kenma and Kuroo: Okay. Akaashi: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Bokuto: Bold of you to assume I have money. Kenma: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Kuroo: Bold of you to assume I can die
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