#incorrect motherland quotes

[regalshenanigans]

Tally: I think I have a crush on Alder.

Abigail: *gasps*

Abigail: Why am I gasping? I already knew that.

[nicascurls]

Alice Befriends Junior AU

@barclaysangel @fairchilds-glasses

*At a café*

Rachel: I mean, I'd only have to do it for a couple of years, you know, just to get me into that pay bracket.

Alice: *not looking up from her magazine* Take it, then.

Rachel: Yeah, I'm already struggling with the workload that I've got.

Alice: Don't take it, then.

Rachel: Yeah, I know, but then I'm going to be in just career no-man's-land. Do you know why it's called no-man's-land? Because no man is there. It's all women. All the men have been promoted.

Alice: Take it, then.

Rachel: But it's an extra six hours a week, and just a shitload of responsibility.

Alice: Don't take it, then.

Rachel: *looks over at Michelle* How does SHE do it?

Alice: Take it, then. *Looks up* Hang on, no. Don't take it, then. Which one are we on?

[reallytinylaura]

Raelle: You've killed people! Scylla: It was a misunderstanding. Raelle: You killed people because of a misunderstanding or it's a misunderstanding that you killed people? Scylla: Scylla: Yes?

[chaliceni]

Bellatrix: I've got nothing to do

Narcissa: You've got nothing to do?

Narcissa: Now can you have nothing to do? How dare you have nothing to do?

Narcissa: I'd LOVE to have nothing to do

[cantotallyeven]

I don't care if she commits atrocities, bro, she's justified by the narrative

[melziss]

thought I'd make a little ✨️about me✨️ post for ya'll.

so this is me (if you care)

name: mel

age: 20 (scorpio bby)

pronouns: she/her

sexuality: bi (but less and less everyday honestly into girls and girls only

country: brazil 🇧🇷

I'll mostly talk about how gay i am for women, how beautiful women are, and how women are the best thing to exist

I'm also a fucker for incorrect quotes, so you'll find a lot of them in here cause they're easy to do.

ships (aka my ao3 favorited tags): clexa, calzona, marina, supercorp, ronance, skimmons, avatrice, vauseman, lottienat, jackieshauna, taivan, limoreau, avalance, wenclair, bishova, kacy.

now to the good stuff: the fandoms (under the read more, cause i got too excited)

[i won't necessarily post about them, but they might pop up here and there]

music: maya hawke, gracie abrams, conan gray, boygenius, muna, reneé rapp, taylor swift, harry styles and lorde.+ chappell roan, noah kahan and sabrina carpenter + hozier, måneskin and tate mcrae

tv shows and movies:

• current (might pop up more): ncis hawai'i, ncis sydney, legends of tomorrow, wynonna earp, supergirl, madame web.

• favorites (will pop up a lot and then never be talked about for months): yellowjackets, warrior nun, motherland fort salem, scream, agents of shield, station 19, grey's anatomy, hawkeye, orange is the new black, criminal minds, percy jackson, bottoms, stranger things.

• supernatural/post apocaliptical stuff i watched when i was 12 and are now camp to me (I'll talk abt it if you want me too): teen wolf, the vampire diaries, the 100, twilight, wolfblood, the originals, pretty little liars, buffy the vampire slayer.

other random stuff im into: all things mcu, movie commentaries, and long ass deep dives [mike's mic, ur internet mom ash, dylan is in trouble, trin lovell, uncarley], the sims 4, reading fanfiction, art, interviews and press, arrowverse, podcasts, movies directed and produced by women, sapphic media, reading, architectural digest, collecting popcorn buckets, jenna ortega, milo manhein, matthew gray gubler, motherhood, found family trope, fashion and cats.

that's all folks, some other random shit might pop up eventually but im a pretty chill person...feel free to recommend me stuff you think I'll like based on all of the shit i wrote above.

[incorect-motherland-fort-salem]

Scylla: *sneezes*

Raelle: *from the mycelium* bless you

Scylla: God?

[cantotallyeven]

[Image Description: Raelle and Tally from Motherland Fort Salem talking in four panels.  Their conversation is:

Tally: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Raelle: Just rip the band-aid off.

Tally: It’s Nicte

Raelle: Put the band-aid back on.]

[lolobulbul]

Tell menWhat is your desire Tally

[gorging-boat]

Tally: Can you quit calling me “red”?

Nicte: Fine, Elmo.

[auggator]

Raelle: Anacostia, Abigail called me the b word

Abigail: Motherfucker doesn't start with a b

[nicascurls]

Rachel: We can do this. Let's make a pact.

Nica: What, to kill ourselves?

Andy: *looks up* I'm in.

Rachel: No, let's make a pact to follow our dreams and fucking make it happen. We can be anything we want to be!

Kyle: And if that doesn't work, just do what I do and drastically lower your expectations.

[agentjoannemills]

necro baby i luv u

[reallytinylaura]

Raelle: On this day two years ago, I married my best friend.

Raelle: Scylla and Adil were both really pissed about it but Abigail and I were drunk and we thought it was funny.

[sonnetxart]

Raelle: How's your fever going?

Scylla: What fever?

Raelle: You don't have? I don't know...

Raelle: You just look hot to me...

[sassy-bi-latina]

Tally: Anacostia said not to do anything crazy

Raelle: Me defying Anacostia isn't crazy. It's consistent