#incorrect motherland quotes
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regalshenanigans · 2 years ago
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Tally: I think I have a crush on Alder.
Abigail: *gasps*
Abigail: Why am I gasping? I already knew that.
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nicascurls · 1 month ago
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Breaking the Dollhouse/Final Family AU
*getting ready to take Henry and Caroline trick or treating*
Nica: Rachel, chill out, okay? It's gonna be fine. What doesn't kill 'em makes 'em stronger.
Rachel: Not if they fall under a bus, Nica!
Charlotte: *stressed* Right. Let's go!
Andy: Wait! Kids, huddle in. Remember, think like a pedophile. Stick together and don't accept sweets from strangers.
Kyle: *already eating candy* Except the ones whose doors you're knocking on.
@barclaysangel @fairchilds-glasses @streets-in-paradise @high-functioning-fang1rl
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reallytinylaura · 1 year ago
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Raelle: You've killed people! Scylla: It was a misunderstanding. Raelle: You killed people because of a misunderstanding or it's a misunderstanding that you killed people? Scylla: Scylla: Yes?
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chaliceni · 2 years ago
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Bellatrix: I've got nothing to do
Narcissa: You've got nothing to do?
Narcissa: Now can you have nothing to do? How dare you have nothing to do?
Narcissa: I'd LOVE to have nothing to do
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cantotallyeven · 1 year ago
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I don't care if she commits atrocities, bro, she's justified by the narrative
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melziss · 9 months ago
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thought I'd make a little ✨️about me✨️ post for ya'll.
so this is me (if you care)
name: mel
age: 19 (scorpio bby)
pronouns: she/her
sexuality: bi (but less and less everyday honestly into girls and girls only
country: brazil 🇧🇷
I'll mostly talk about how gay i am for women, how beautiful women are, and how women are the best thing to exist
I'm also a fucker for incorrect quotes, so you'll find a lot of them in here cause they're easy to do.
ships (aka my ao3 favorited tags): clexa, calzona, marina, supercorp, ronance, skimmons, avatrice, vauseman, lottienat, jackieshauna, taivan, limoreau, avalance, wenclair, bishova, kacy.
now to the good stuff: the fandoms (under the read more, cause i got too excited)
[i won't necessarily post about them, but they might pop up here and there]
music: maya hawke, gracie abrams, conan gray, boygenius, muna, reneé rapp, taylor swift, harry styles and lorde.+ chappell roan, noah kahan and sabrina carpenter
tv shows and movies:
• current (might pop up more): ncis hawai'i, ncis sydney, legends of tomorrow, wynonna earp, supergirl, madame web.
• favorites (will pop up a lot and then never be talked about for months): yellowjackets, warrior nun, motherland fort salem, scream, agents of shield, station 19, grey's anatomy, hawkeye, orange is the new black, criminal minds, percy jackson, bottoms, stranger things.
• supernatural/post apocaliptical stuff i watched when i was 12 and are now camp to me (I'll talk abt it if you want me too): teen wolf, the vampire diaries, the 100, twilight, wolfblood, the originals, pretty little liars, buffy the vampire slayer.
other random stuff im into: all things mcu, movie commentaries, and long ass deep dives [mike's mic, ur internet mom ash, dylan is in trouble, trin lovell, uncarley], the sims 4, reading fanfiction, art, interviews and press, arrowverse, podcasts, movies directed and produced by women, sapphic media, reading, architectural digest, collecting popcorn buckets, jenna ortega, milo manhein, matthew gray gubler, motherhood, found family trope, fashion and cats.
that's all folks, some other random shit might pop up eventually but im a pretty chill person...feel free to recommend me stuff you think I'll like based on all of the shit i wrote above.
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jaxthepigeon · 2 years ago
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After about a month break here are some more Incorrect Motherland quotes
Raelle:*texting M*
Raelle:*talking about Tiffany* I have a 12 year old in my care now
Raelle:She has a lighter, what do I do?
M:Play dad
Raelle:Okay
M:Dead, I meant dead
Raelle:She can ride a bike now
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Scylla:In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Anacostia:Wasn’t Raelle with you?
Raelle:In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
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Alder:Anacostia, just how many kids do you have?
Anacostia:*eyeing Raelle, Scylla, Tally, Abigail, M, Adil, and Khalida* Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Raelle:I wish I could sleep for like 40 hours
Tally:That’s a coma
Raelle:Goddess, that sounds so refreshing. I could go for a light coma right now
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Raelle:Sorry I’m late, I over slept
M:It’s 4:30 in the afternoon
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Season 2 vibes
Scylla:We have fun, don’t we Anacostia?
Anacostia:I’ve never been more stressed in my entire life
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Scylla:Rae, why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Raelle:Your note said to satanize the house before you got back
Scylla:I wrote sanitize, Raelle
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Abigail:We have a problem
Tally:We should copyright that phrase
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stbot · 2 years ago
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Not really an ask but...
1. You like Willow and liked my dumb memes, thank you!!
2. You have a motherland pfp HAJDKDNDNDNND YES
3. You- you're a Dragon Age fan, oml
Long story short you- just- amazing, 10/10
The Willow memes!! I am over the moon that people are doing more memes and incorrect quotes and things like that. It makes fandoms so much fun so thank you! <3
(Also I have literally had Abigail -[laughs] -[bats screeching] Bellweather as my pfp since that episode aired in... what, 2021? I can't imagine who I'd be without it at this point lmao)
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Scylla: *sneezes*
Raelle: *from the mycelium* bless you
Scylla: God?
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cantotallyeven · 2 years ago
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[Image Description: Raelle and Tally from Motherland Fort Salem talking in four panels.  Their conversation is:
Tally: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.
Raelle: Just rip the band-aid off.
Tally: It’s Nicte
Raelle: Put the band-aid back on.]
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lolobulbul · 3 years ago
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Tell menWhat is your desire Tally
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nicascurls · 1 year ago
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Kyle: *Smoking*
Rachel: Kyle! *slaps the cigarette out of her mouth*
Kyle: Ow, what are you doing?
Rachel: Do the pictures on the packs mean nothing to you?! You smell like kissing an ashtray!
Kyle: What? Just leave me alone. I've got nothing to do.
Rachel: You've got nothing to do? How can you have nothing to do? How dare you have nothing to do! I'd love to have nothing to do!
@barclaysangel @rogertaylorismyking
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reallytinylaura · 1 year ago
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Raelle: On this day two years ago, I married my best friend.
Raelle: Scylla and Adil were both really pissed about it but Abigail and I were drunk and we thought it was funny.
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gorging-boat · 3 years ago
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Tally: Can you quit calling me “red”?
Nicte: Fine, Elmo.
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saffigon · 3 years ago
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Raelle: Anacostia, Abigail called me the b word
Abigail: Motherfucker doesn't start with a b
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agentjoannemills · 5 years ago
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necro baby i luv u
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