#incorrect lockwood quotes

[alphacrone]

[strawberrycowgirly]

part 22 of my lockwood and co incorrect quotes series!!! 💓🫶😁 love u loads!

[banilikesfictionalpeople]

Lucy: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Lockwood: You and me!!!

Lucy, tearing up: Okay.

[traffic-duck]

i need a fanart of Lockwood and Lucy sitting fully clothed in a bathtub playing with bath toys like the absolute children they are. i feel like this fits their dynamic so well like imagine:

Lucy holding a squeaky octopus that is missing an arm: so señor squeaky duck, we meet again.

Lockwood: so it appears we have. What now have you come to steal my gold? *points Duck to pile of bubbles next to him* Lucy: it just so happens that I have. *moves to take so bubbles* *both start yelling and getting into a metaphorical battle with their bath toys. Bubbles and water go flying everywhere.*

*Lucy and Lockwood suddenly freeze in place*

George: *opens door to the bathroom, just as Lucy is about to splash Lockwood in the face, and halts mid splash* i-I’m not even gonna ask. *turns around and leaves closing the door behind him*

*Lockwood and Lucy return to having their battle as if they where uninterrupted*

[paranormaljones]

George (about Lucy): Don't worry. She likes your butt and your fancy hair.

Lockwood: ...

Lockwood: She thinks it's fancy? :D

[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

The day after Lucy Carlyle moves in to the flat.

Anthony Lockwood: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

George Karim: Lucy, probably.

[minamorris1857]

Lockwood & Co. on a case, but make it 2023

Lockwood: BeReal went off! *takes pic with type 2*

Lucy and George:

George: stop posing and hand me the chains, you’re done

Lockwood: it’s not called BeFake, you guys

[thecrxwclub]

Lucy: Lockwood, I’m a little concerned.

Lockwood, covered in cuts, bruises, and a gunshot wound: Is it because I’ve been wearing these pants for seven months straight? I’m gonna wash them this weekend, I swear.

[worldofkaeos]

Lucy: Wow, the apple tree is in full bloom now. I really like spring.

Lockwood: Mine's summer. The lavenders bloom and grow wild. Though I kind of like winter too, our business is always booming then. George, what's your favourite season?

George: Hmm? *munching on a meat pie* Mine's free thyme.

(if you didn't get the joke: time/thyme)

[alphacrone]

Incorrect Lockwood Quotes - 1/?

[strawberrycowgirly]

part 15 of my lockwood and co series!! i love you and i hope you have a great day today! you’re amazing

[banilikesfictionalpeople]

Lockwood took one look at Lucy standing at the doorway and was smitten right there and then but then came the George and her biscuit thingy argue scene and boy, he was already on his knees and taking out a wedding ring

[charmquarkstrangequark]

SIR RUPERT: Beware the Golden Blade!

GEORGE: Are you talking about yourself in the third person?

SIR RUPERT: Of course not! The Golden Blade is my rapier's name.

GEORGE: Oh, mine's called Durendal after the famous sword of Roland, Charlemagne's general. What d'you call your rapier, Luce?

LUCY: Wrath of Skull...I couldn't think of anything, so Skull named it.

GEORGE: Lockwood? What d'you call yours?

LOCKWOOD: (mumbles something unintelligible)

SIR RUPERT: What's that? You call yours Juicy??

LOCKWOOD: (sighing a little). Lucy. I call my rapier Lucy....naturally ...

HOLLY: Mine's also called Lucy.

[cat-lockwood]

I know Lockwood likes Lucy in the book but God please I want Lockwood to be mine if not in real life at least here. I'm sick reading how Lockwood is so smitten by Lucy 😭 like when is my turn?! 😭😭

[eamons-redguitar]

Lockwood, Lucy, George, Holly.

[hoarsely] is everyone ok

[skullism]

the evil voices in my head said to make more lockwood & co shitposts