#incorrect kakegurui quotes

[dumbshyanon]

Kirari: Sayaka, you're kind of an asshole.

Sayaka: You are what you eat, President.

Kirari, laughing: What the hell? Oh my god. That was kinda sick.

Sayaka, also laughing: Thanks, I worked hard on it.

[incorrect-yumary]

Mary: *laying face down on the floor*

Ririka: So Yumeko said she likes you?

Mary, muffled: Yeah

Ririka: ... And you asked her to marry you?

Mary: Yeah

Ririka: Well, how did she react?

Mary: Dunno, I ran before I could scare her even more.

*Meanwhile*

Yumeko, striding towards Itsuki and Ryota: OMG!!! Guys, I'm getting married!

[lemonninja0987]

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #29

Sayaka: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Kirari: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Sayaka: …

Kirari: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Ririka: We know what you meant.

[dreamborne--db]

Sayaka: I don’t believe you, Kirari would never drink

Mary: Oh, don’t feel bad, Riri did too

Sayaka: Wait, I have a test to see if that’s actually true or not

Sayaka: *stands behind Kirari and sighs* I need to blow my nose

Kirari: *turns around and blows air gently on her nose* No need to thank me, darling, it’s my job

Sayaka: Oh yea, she’s drunk

[animrumru]

Sayaka, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Kirari, walking in covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[superfandomcorp]

Yumeko and Mary in an date

Mary: I have something for you.

Yumeko: A bet?

Mary: It's a surprise

Yumeko: I love surprises...

[charlotte-y7]

Yumeko: Mmm... These canteen sweets are so delicious!

Mary *to audience*: To resist, or indulge, that's the question. Is it nobler to resist the sweet temptation, or to embrace fats with open arms and through exercise, lose them ?

Suzui: Who are you talking to??

[nymphbroadcast]

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[meowkuras]

Kakegurui incorrect quotes

Sakura: Do you ever get tired of just tearing other people down?

Sachiko: No, not really.

[hellolarkinuniverse]

Yumemi with a knife...

[incorrect-yumary]

Kirari: Honestly, "You'll never find the body" is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; "You'll never stop finding the body."

Yumeko: Or even, "They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months... and you'll still be alive for three of them."

Sayaka and Mary: [watching their girlfriends with a mixture of fear, respect, and arousal]

[lemonninja0987]

Kakegurui incorrect quotes #10

Sayaka, talking about Kirari: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HER AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? SHE DID. SHE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

[carbonmoon19]

Midari: MY LIFE IS A LIE AND REALITY ISN’T REAL—!!

Runa: *asking Sayaka* Is she okay?

Sayaka: Oh, let her panic. I just informed her that bugs don’t have lungs

Runa: Oh, is that it? I thou—THEY DON’T HAVE WHAT?!

[animrumru]

Sayaka: What do you identify as?

Kirari: I identify as a problem

[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Yumeko: Bye Ryota! Bye Mary! Bye Itsuki! Bye Yumemi! Bye Ryota!

Mary: You said ‘bye Ryota’ twice.

Yumeko: I like Ryota.

[themissredsky]

So I just imagine how Kirari handle the "So I have this Family..." talk with Sayaka because before TOD thing, the poor Sayaka had no idea who was Kirari beyond the school (we could see this when "Kirari" left on an helicopter only saying she would be going on a erand) but when the family introduce themselves to the academy Sayaka knows everything about them, so I asumed Kirari told Sayaka all on the very exact night of the gamble with Yumeko

Sayaka: wow jumping out from a five story building without me knowing there was a safety mat under me only to confess to my beloved president my love, was surely dangerous but I feel powerful, like I can take anything.

Kirari: I am glad you just said that because I need to tell you a small detail about me.

Sayaka: 'kay

Kirari: I am the leader of a clan call Momobami where every kid gambles for their lives

Sayaka: oh

Kirari: And basically they all want my head because it's hell there I am the Devil, so ever since I was a child I played with the "I can give you my position if you defeat me in a gamble" thing, and now, because I'm bored, I want the whole school play against me and my family to take my position

Sayaka: I-

Kirari: also we do slavery

Sayaka: So-

Kirari: and they are coming tomorrow

Sayaka: WHAT NOW?!

BUT THAT'S NOT THE END, in the chapter 84 when Yumeko storms in while Kirari was talking with Ririka and Mary, Sayaka acts naturally in the presence of Ririka, so again, Kirari must have tell her, but we saw this on chap 75.5

Sayaka: I just finished the grand meeting were for some reason I fought with a fifteen year old girl and basically eliminate some competition so my President could win... I feel like I can-

Kirari: I am glad you said that-

Sayaka: oh no-

Kirari: because, remembered all the times you sweared I was not myself, well you inteligent little girl were right! The vice president is my twin sister and we exchallage places sometimes and whom, my clan say, is my shadow because she was born to feel the exterior world through "Kirari", so it’s not my name but a hierarchy

Sayaka: please stop-

Kirari: and I want to gamble with her

Sayaka already crying: why? Why are you like this???