#incorrect jimon

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Isabelle: You just said ‘I love you’. Simon, panicking: I say that all the time! Hey bro, I love you! Jace: Love you too, Simon. Simon: See, it means nothing! Jace: HEY!!

[dayque]

Jace: How did you know you were gay, Alec?

Alec: Can you think of a less offensive question? Or do you even know how you knew you were straight?

Jace: When we were training with Nancy Montreales from Chiapas Institute, she was wearing a grey top and it was the first time I realized how much I liked gravity.

Alec: You're disgusting...

Jace: Answer my question!

Alec: Why do you want to know?

Jace: Because I need to know if what I felt the other day while watching a movie at Simon's house was a coincidence or if I was just so stupid that I didn't realize that this same day I also thanked the effects of gravity on Lorenzo Montreales.

Alec: SIMON!? Shit, you are screwed as fuck.

[mangoob]

It took five years and everyone banging their heads against a wall for him and Simon to get together

Text is from a fuckin quora video I watched that place is wild

[correctshadowhunters]

simon: punch me in the face! jace: punch you? simon: yes, punch me in the face! didn't you hear me? jace: i always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

[rosey-blog06]

I decided to muck around on the Incorrect Quotes Generator, and Here's what came out (Shadowhunter version)

(Website Link) Simon: What’s up guys? I’m back. Jace: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Simon: Death is a social construct. Magnus: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Alec: Oh, I’m always running Alec: The question is from what Clary: Jace and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Simon: *Sighing* What did Jace do? Clary: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Jace: Who wants a steering wheel? *The squad right before Alec's wedding* Magnus: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Issy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Clary: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Simon: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Jace, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE Clary: Can you keep a secret? Alec: Do you know anything about my life? Clary: No I do not. Good point. Alec: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Magnus: Oh, you’ve been? Alec: Once. In Monopoly. Jace: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Alec? Alec: … No. Issy: I do! Jace: I know, Issy. Issy: I’m sad! Jace: I know, Issy. Simon: You saved me. I owe you my life. Raphael: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. Clary: Alec isn’t answering their phone Magnus: I’ll call Simon: Clary and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Alec: Hello? I had to change the names around for them to make sense so many times lmao

[peupeugunn]

jace: i'm a confident driver

simon: YOU ALMOST RAN OVER SOMEONE

jace: confidently.

[fandomidiot]

Simon: jace is never beating the bi allegations

Jace: what allegations? we?? are??? dating????

[send-up-my-heart-to-you]

jimon at one point probably

simon: fuck you jace: fuck me simon: fuck no

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Izzy: If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request one check and the waiter sets it down in front of you, they’ve decided you’re the top.

Jace: *remembers when he and Simon went to lunch and the waitress put the check in front of Simon*

Jace: First of all-

[chain-of-bronze]

TSC characters as B99 quotes - 2

Jace: Just got off the phone with the Clave. It doesn't look good. They're still trying to decide on a punishment for your actions.

Simon: Well, did you tell them I feel so bad I have a tummy ache?

Jace: I did. They were unaffected.

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Jace and Simon laying in bed on their phones, ignoring each other. Jace: I don’t like you. Simon: Me neither.

[wxlfi3]

Magnus: Alexander is the definition of beauty and bravery.

Alec: *blushes*

In another room

Jace: Without ugliness, there would be no beauty in this world.

Jace: Thank you for your sacrifice, Simon.

[carelessflower]

(in)correct twitter post

hottie trio

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[correctshadowhunters]

bonding during the s3 finale timeskip

jace, trying to bond with simon: this is fun. i like this. do you wanna hang out for a while and insult each other?

[tessasclockworkangel]

Simon: *accidentally brushes Jace's hand with his own*

Jace: *agressively holds Simon's hand* fucking commit to it.

[peupeugunn]

simon: do you care if i skin this furby?

simon: i want to make him a god. once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. he will take care of us.

simon: i also want to softhack his circuits

jace: i literally could not care less but please never say anything as frightening as that ever again.