#incorrect jade quotes

[witchthewriter]

*Tabitha and Jim get a divorce, and she remarries Jade*

Jade: Look, you guys don't have to call me Dad. I know this must be ...hard.

Tabitha: Yeah! He won't replace your father, okay?

Julie: ...

Ethan: ...

Julie: Welcome to the family Dad! Does Jim have joint custody of us?

Ethan: ... I hope not. I like new Dad... can we adopt Victor?

[the-pancakes-say-no]

chapter 4

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#701 He snapped-

Jade: Yuu learned how to fold origami penguins from Floyd the other day, I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge~

Jade*Is talking to his parents on the line...he has been talking about you for an hour now* Oh also-

Yuu: Jaaaade jaaaade!LOOK I MADE WIDDLE OREGAMI MORAY EEL I CALL HIM JADE JUNIOR CUZ I CUT MY FINGER AND HE HAS BLOOD ON HIS MOUTH-Isnt he cute?-...LETS PUT HIM IN YOUR TERRANIUMS-*Already running*

Mr & Mrs Leech:...

Jade*Smilling as something in him snapped*...I have to go now~,Expect Grandchildren~

[twistedmionn]

Twisted Wonderland incorrect #149

[prettybugsinbandages]

Twst incorrect 31

[yichi-is-a-bitch]

TWST Incorrect quote #81

MC: "I feel so burnt out"

Jade: "Don’t worry, it'll be over soon"

MC: "Are you gonna... assassinate me?"

Jade: "Well not if you’re expecting it"

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Luke Skywalker: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down. Mara Jade: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kids cartoon? Luke Skywalker: I’m saying that “I’m going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat.

[temiizpalace]

☆┊MAGICAM UPDATES!

SUMMARY: random posts on magicam/twitter

GENRE: crackfic, smau

WARNINGS: cursing

NOTES: PLATONIC or ROMANTIC, incorrect quotes lol, numbers don’t matter

reader is g/n, reader is yuu

A/N: idk what’s going on this was funnier in my head

date published: 11/17/24

© temiizpalace — do not copy, steal, or put my work into ai. thank you!

[eydi-andrius]

Yuu: Did you just call your plushie....Squirshie? Short for Squirrel and plushie?

Sebek: Yes! But it's not what you th-

Yuu: It's cute..... but I will still not trust you with naming our future children.

Sebek: HUMAN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T TRUST ME WITH NAming our future children what?????.......................

Epel: 🫥

Jade: 😃 (secretly texting azul the details)

Grim: 😼

Idia: 👁️👄👁️

Also, Idia: I'm going to barf.

[varpusvaras]

Jade, leaning to whisper into Roy's ear: If you fuck up with him - I swear to god because I like that bitch - if you fuck up with him, we're gonna have a problem, alright?

Roy, not daring to even move to breathe: yes ma'am

[twst-shenanigans]

twst Incorrect quote #325

*pov: Floyd getting more annoyed from not being able to find his gift from Koebi*

Floyd: “I can’t find it anywhere! I’m gonna check Azul’s room.”

Azul: “No no, wait! My door is locked. Just take my key-”

Floyd: *rushes past him and smashes Azul’s bedroom door with ease*

Azul: 😐

Jade: 🙂

[witchthewriter]

The Townspeople: Tell us your backstory Victor.

Victor (closing his eyes for 12 minutes, opening them, exhaling long and loud): No. I gotta go.

[thehollowwriter]

Yuu, standing in Mostro Lounge: Where is everyone?

Azul: The Mostro Lounge is closed today I'm afraid

Yuu: That's unusual

Azul: Unfortunately we can't operate because my vice house warden decided to mistake a hallucinogenic mushroom for an edible one

Jade, slamming the door open: AZuL HOLY SHIT you won't believe this-

Azul: stare of suffering

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[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#721 Rich coming from you-

Y/n: When Jade was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world~" Floyd: Please, When he was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition..."

[twistedmionn]

Twisted Wonderland incorrect #150

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[twst-quotes]

Ace, Deuce, Grim and Jack: *screaming*

Yuu, running into the room: Jack, what's wrong?

Grimm: how come you're only asking Jack? We're all screaming

Yuu: because Jack wouldn't scream unless it was an emergency, you guys scream whenever you can.