#incorrect ino

[narutwitter]

[narutouzumaki-25]

Naruto Uzumaki ✨️

[delzinrowe]

incorrect jjk quotes [20/?]

[nonoel-28]

Ino: Is Shikadai awake yet?

Temari: Oh no, it's still nap time, but he'll be awake soon.

Ino: And where's Shikamaru?

Temari: I said it's still nap time.

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Ino: This your man? *Shows a photo of Asuma being silly* Kurenai: Yes <3 Naruto: This your man? *Shows a photo of Gai not doing anything in particular* Kakashi: I've never met that guy in my life, what the fuck are you talking about

[ace-shikamaru-quotes]

Shikamaru: I have ONE meltdown where I expose my god complex and Choji and Ino immediately start using capitalized He/Him as my pronouns

[serotosin]

*megumi and nobara arguing over who is stronger*

megumi: i have mahoraga and what exactly do you have to top that?

nobara: oh i don’t know maybe a fucking will to live!

[jjk-office-au-official]

Itadori: It's kinda messed up and nasty how vampires drink blood, in my opinion. Like, Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five.

Kugisaki: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING PEPSI FOR $1.75!? THAT’S STUFF’S LIKE $2.30 MINIMUM!

Itadori: Hospital!

Megumi: Who is paying $2.30 for a PEPSI?

Itadori: Not me! I'm paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital.

Ino: I pay like $2.50 but I’m Canadian.

Maki: I feel like we're getting off topic...

Geto: Blood is free.

Kugisaki: So is Pesi if you steal it?

Maki: Why are you getting your Pepsi from the hospital?

Itadori: Because it’s only a dollar seventy five!

Ino: Why would a vampire even drink Pepsi?

Megumi: Why would ANYONE drink Pepsi?

Nanami: That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope. 1. It’s overused and supports the current status quo of typical vampire supremacy—worshiping rich folk. 2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class. 3. Werewolves are much sexier in my opinion.

Geto: …Am I having a stroke?

Ino: You might want to go to the hospital then!

Maki: I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there.

[watermelonsloth]

Sakura: Bitch, why don’t you shut the fuck up before I slit your throat and watch the honor roll out!?

Ino: Are you threatening me?!

Sakura: No, I’m hitting on you. Flash me a titty, bitch.

[im-still-watching-anime]

ino: everyone’s a little gay

ino, looking over at sakura: not me though i’m a LOT gay

[sasukesakura7]

Ino (excited): do you want to go on a double date?

Sakura: just you and me ? Yes

Ino: no I meant with Sai and Sasuke too

Sakura: I know.. is just that their lack of social skills and basic human behavior will drain the energy out of me. I can’t deal with two freaks at the same time

Ino:good point

[narutwitter]

[narutouzumaki-25]

[lilylovelyxo]

Y/N talking about Naruto: “Once, on a dare, he even boxed with an alligator.”

Shikamaru: “‘Wrestle.’ You wrestle- You can’t box with alligators.”

Ino: “Are you sure?”

Shikamaru deadpanning: “How would they get the gloves on those little claws?”

Y/N: “Aren’t they like tiny little hands?”

Shikamaru, exasperated and shaking his head: “No! Okay, now I forget what we were talking about.”

[nonoel-28]

Temari: That's ridiculous, Shikamaru doesn't have a crush on me.

Kankurou: Yes he does.

Gaara: Yes he does.

Shikamaru: Yes I do.

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Gai: What did you do to Kakashi?? Ino: I cut his hair, gave him a new look! It’s cute, isn’t it? Gai: Yeah, it’s cute. That’s the problem! I don’t need other people to see him walking around like sex on a stick! Kakashi: *looking in the mirror* He’s right. I’m too hot.