#incorrect in/spectre quotes

[bluebirdknight]

Rewatch of spectre got me thinking about him

[samanthahirr]

007 Fest - Scavenger Hunt #46: Incorrect Quote meme

[emiliasilverova]

007 Fest 2023, Scavenger Hunt item no. 9 (5/5): ‘Create an “incorrect quotes” post. Can fill up to 5 times. (Take a set of dialogue from another piece of media and assign it to Bond characters. Example link here)’

And one more for the road. Always a pleasure to pit those two idiots against each other, eh Q? *cackles*

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

the real reason Guy Gardner moved the Warriors bar to Oa

(Green Lantern: Rebirth)

[thegoddamnedwatchmen]

Rorschach: love isnt real

Laurie: You’re literally making a Valentine’s Day card for Dan right now.

Rorschach, brandishing a glue gun: on thin fucking ice, Miss Juspeczyk

[itaroma42]

AU where Rorschach lives after Karnak.

Laurie [needing flour]: do you have all purpose?

Rorschach: I have no purpose.

Laurie: don't tell me anything else.

[incorrect-vrains-quotes]

Spectre: I like a person who’s environmentally aware. Ryoken, pointing out the window: That’s the sun.

[incorrectxenobladequotes]

Malos: You can get murder charges dropped if you just ignore them.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Rita: Dark Spectre is the Master of all Evil. He's the money man behind the Moon Palace. IF I HAVE TO MEET WITH HIM, YOU HAVE TO MEET WITH HIM!

*Dark Spectre appears*

Dark Spectre: It is I, Dark Spectre. I am in no need of any further introduction. Your earlier exposition will suffice.

[writer-of-various]

Crash: YOU CHEATED!

Spectre: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what’s the problem?

Seraph: I… can confirm that that actually happened.

Crash: …What.

[gamer-boy-quotes]

Ryoken: We all have our demons...

Ryoken, holding Spectre's hand: This one is mine.

[incorrectjag]

Harm: Here you are, one tasty health drink!

Mac: Do me a favour, will you? Throw that down the drain and cut out the middleman.

[samanthahirr]

007 Fest- Scavenger Hunt #9, incorrect quote

Dr. Madeleine Swann: You often use humor to deflect trauma James Bond: Thank you Dr. Madeleine Swann: I didn't say that was a good thing James Bond: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[ballroomfitz]

The Spectre: Sure, you’re verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?

[chaosmax]

Spectre: [tries to destory something to see what would happen]

Thing: [is destroyed]

Spectre: :0

[haunting-hufflepuffs-basement]

Well, I didn't do the whole zoo, but here's Jily+Sirius for your entertainment!

did anyone ever do the "me my girlfriend and her 200 foot tall plushie" meme but

It's Lily being like "my, my husband, and it's Animagus best friend" (=Sirius as Padfoot)

Alternatively it's Moony, aka the real werewolf (bc he deserves to sleep too!!)

Alternatively alternatively, it would be all three (Padfoot, Wormtail, and Moony) bc you bet James would bring them all to bed (Lily does like the cuddles)(Peter always has to be careful not to be squished).