#mod playmaker original™

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Earth: If I had a dick I would fuck the clay rich soil of the riverbed. Ai: Dont do this you will get dirt in your penis hole :(( Ai: Or so I’ve heard.

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Earth: Can I try rizzing you up? Aqua:Uhm, sure? Earth: Okay, here it goes... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!

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Spectre: I like a person who’s environmentally aware. Ryoken, pointing out the window: That’s the sun.

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Ema: All respect to pillow princesses but why is this person on Tinder saying she's a pillow princess looking for other pillow princesses... Girl, who is doing the work? Shoichi: They are sharing a fat Cuban cigar in bed. Yusaku: And so, they were both bottoms? Ai: Its so they can play Sims together. Aoi: Two pillow princesses call that a sleepover. Jin: Anti-work icons??? Ryoken: The competition for tops is fierce. Teaming up to maximise their joint slay. Spectre: They're making a pillow fort. What is a princess without a kingdom? Miyu: They're laying in bed holding hands like otters while wearing fancy lingerie. What's so hard to understand? Takeru: PILLOW FIGHT! Winner gets to claim the only top in the area.

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Aoi: Your a fucking psychopath.

Spectre: At least I'm on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Aqua: Are you flirting with me?

Earth: I'm trying. I have no idea what I'm doing.

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Earth: I thought I might stay over tonight.

Aqua: Why?

Earth: Because we're boyfriend and girlfriend.

Aqua: To do what?

Earth: ...

Earth: I'm not actually sure.

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Hey don't cry. 73,300 species of trees in the world, ok?

Ryoken to Spectre when they were kids, probably

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Spectre: Dandelions deserve more respect than they get.

Spectre: You say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”.

Takeru: The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you, bro.

Spectre: They have and they will.

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Spectre: I can’t live without you, Ryoken.

Ryoken: *Blushes*

Ai: I can’t live without you, Yusaku.

Yusaku: Then die.

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Ryoken: Don't let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous". Prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for you to ignore the allure of arson.

Takeru: You need at least TWO episodes of intentional fire setting to diagonose pyromania. Everyone gets one freebie. Use it wisely.

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Drinking water in front of my boyfriend's plants to remind them who the breadwinner is.

Ryoken, probably

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My pet rock just gave birth to a beautiful and healthy litter of pebbles.

Earth, probably

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Shoichi: Fine, I admit it, I ate the rest of your pizza. What do you want?

Jin: A new brother.

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I am now rescinding all callout posts on the Knights of Hanoi. I am now dating their leader and second in command. Long story-

Playmaker, probably

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Naoki: Is that a hickey?

Yusaku: No, it’s just a mosquito bite.

Takeru: [waving in from the window] Hey guys.

Naoki: Hi mosquito.