#incorrect helltaker quotes

[madmanwonder]

“Get on the bed now sweetheart. We are cuddling tonight.”

Beelzebub, The Queen Crimson to Izuku Midoriya

[capndragn94]

Adora: I'm NOT a furry.

Catra: Denial is but the first step on the road to enlightenment.

[epic-arc]

Rwby x Helltaker: Shorts 1

Weiss would be sitting on top of her table having a glass of wine and seeing in front of her jaune with a group of demon girls familiar to her staring at her

Weiss:(Lucifer): we finally met you prove yourself worthy going through my trials~

Jaune: I DEMAND CUDDLES AND COOKIES! Weiss listens to that and would look and see ruby ​​talking in his ear and soon she notices that she was being watched and just waved at weiss then weiss would look at jaune with a smile and go to his side. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Jaune was heating water until he calls Penny to go to the kitchen and see what he's doing and she would look curiously at the water and then at Jaune.

Jaune: I'm making holy water.

Penny(azazel):How are you making holy water? Jaune: I'm boiling the hell out of this water.

Penny would listen to that and would be confused and then get the lame joke but you could see a smile on jaune's face and a loud laugh coming from yang.

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Jaune would be walking through hell with Winter and she would be having a coffee until the two notice a shadow in the distance and ignore and continue walking. Jaune: I had a great snack today you know...

Until out of nowhere the shadow appears again and from there comes neo who jumps in front of jaune shaking her breasts.

Neo:(Modeus): Hey big boy put me on your dick and spit me like a top! #Balls

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[shadow-coolness]

Azazel: The only thing that seems to motivate you guys is pancakes!

Lucy: pancakes?

Cerberus: i love pancakes!

Justice: do we have maple syrup for them?

Monica: i’ll go buy some

Judgement: where are they?

Azazel: THERE ARE NO PANCAKES.

[moths-and-rainbows]

Hellooooooo!~

So, a bit about me!

I love cartoons, polyshipping, videogames, horror, spicy food, and anime!

My favorite shows are

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

The Owl House

RWBY

Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

Harley Quinn

Some of my favorite games

Helltaker

League of Legends

Skylanders

Clash of Clans

Overwatch

A few of my favorite Animes!

Kill la Kill

Ghost In The Shell

My Hero Academia

Soul Eater

Dungeon Meshi

See my sideblog @morningstardust-writes for Ao3 updates, incorrect quotes, and drabbles!!!

[wrongmha]

Toga: Never heard of this "romance" stuff before. It's the kinkiest thing I've ever seen. Maybe I've been doing things wrong all this time? Dabi: What, wanna go on a date? Toga: I've always known you were a perverted degenerate.

Source: Helltaker (2020)

[incorrect-helltaker-quotes]

Modeus: I’ll speak French between your legs.

Azazel: that’s the hottest thing I’ve ever been told-

Malina: now I’m picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis.

Judgement: SACRE BLEU MADAMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROSSAINTS

lucifer: none of you should ever be having sex.

[boredfaneliza]

Azazel: I’m a lesbieb.

Azazel: Lesbiem.

Azazel: Less bien

Helltaker: It’s okay, take your time.

Azazel: Girls.

[maroonghost]

Malina playing Fire Emblem: Alright Miyamoto. You, me, 2 o’clock, outside the Dairy Queen.

[aiilow-kins]

MY KIN LIST AND ABOUT ME

I'm an 18 y/o from Poland. You can call me Aiilow, I use She/He/They pronouns, pansexual, genderfluid.

Yes I am ✨mentally ill✨ but I'll keep my diagnosis mostly to myself, cause it's my private shit,,

Cancer sun♋, Leo moon♌, Gemini Venus♊, Scorpio Ascendant♏, Goat🐐 (Chinese zodiac), 6️⃣ (numerology), INFP🌹, Slytherclaw🐍, Witch✨

Other blogs:

Main: @aiilow-rots

Edit blog: @my-kinnie-academia

Incorrect yttd quotes blog: @your-quote-will-die

If you're here to hate or harass me than don't be a cowardly bitch and come off anon. Then and only then shall I even consider actual talking.

Here's my kin list so that I have a place where I can keep track of my connections and in case someone wants to avoid doubles!! I personally love doubles, but I know some kinnies don't like 'em as much. Feel free to interact in case you're looking for cannon mates tho! Or even if you just want to talk, I don't mind, I encourage it! Don't be scared to come to me with ANYTHING, I won't bite (much)!!!

ID:

Himiko Toga♠️ (BNHA)

Midori/Sou🔫 (YTTD) permashift

Strong connection:

Dave Strider🕶️ (Homestuck)

Toshinori Yagi aka All might💪 (BNHA)

Leiftan♦️ (Eldarya)

Loki🐍 (Marvel)

Villain!Deku♣️ (BNHA)

Angel with torn wings🕊️

Mikan Tsumiki🏥 (DR 2)

Medium connection:

Goat🐐 (Black and/or white)

Itachi🌙 (Naruto)

Bakugo Katsuki💥 (BNHA)

Ben Drowned💧 (Creepypasta)

Monika🖋️ (DDLC)

N🌵(Pokemon)

Sal🤘 (Sally face)

Garry🌹 (IB)

Shinsou Hitoshi 💤 (BNHA)

Angel Dust🕸️ (Hazbin Hotel)

Weak connection:

Julian⚓ (The Arcana)

Zdrada🚬 (Helltaker)

Chara❤️ (Undertale)

Ginger cat😼

Chrysalis🐛 (MLP)

Nagito Komaeda🍀 (DR2)

Lloyd💚 (LNMoS)

Witch!Toko Fukawa📕 (DR)

Gerald🐺 (The witcher)

Kinsidering:

Izuru (DR)

Shigaraki (BNHA)

Comfort characters:

Bloody Painter (Creepypasta)

Kai (YTTD)

Malina (Helltaker)

Mei Rin (Kuroshitsuji)

Tony Stark (Marvel)

Zuko (ATLA)

Deidara (Naruto)

Natasha Romanof (Marvel)

Kanna (YTTD)

Morro (LNMoS)

Rantaro Amami (DRV3)

Safalin (YTTD)

Eweleïn (Eldarya)

Luna (MLP)

Sans (UT)

Sou/Shin (YTTD)

Asra (The Arcana)

Bonnie (FNAF)

Tamaki Amajiki (BNHA)

Ouma Kokichi (DRV3)

Miu Iruma (DRV3)

Modeus (Helltaker)

02 (Darling in the franxx)

Kakashi (Naruto)

Eraserhead (BNHA)

Yennefer (The witcher)

Ships:

Sasori x Deidara (Naruto)

Kai x Lloyd (LNMoS, kc, comfort)

Toga x Deku/Villain!Deku (BNHA, kc)

Reko x Nao (YTTD)

Toga x Uraraka (BNHA, comfort)

Zdrada x Malina x Modeus (Helltaker, kc, coping)

Foxy x Bonnie (FNAF)

Julian x Asra (The Arcana)

Junko x Mikan (DR, coping)

Huang Hua x Eweleïn (Eldarya, comfort)

Alphys x Undyne (UT)

Larry x Sal (Sally face, comfort)

Chrysalis x Luna (MLP, coping)

Soushin (YTTD, coping, kc)

OumaSai (DR)

ToKomaru (DR, kc)

Shinsou x Bakugo (BNHA)

Tamaki x Mirio (BNHA, comfort)

EraserMic (BNHA, comfort)

Yenefer x Gerald (The witcher, coping)

Miu x Kaede (DR, comfort)

Bubbline (Adventure Time, comfort)

Kc-Kin canon

Pfp and header by @one-kinnie-blog, banner by @cottoncandies-sky and Toga icon by me

(outdated, check my carrd in pinned post)

[dyggot]

Hey, how would you guys feel about me making a helltaker blog? If so, what should be my thing? I don't think I'd just reblog helltaker things, because I already do that here. I want to make my own content, like an incorrect quotes blog or a confessions blog. Things like that.

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Kei: Never heard of this 'romance' stuff before. It's the kinkiest thing I've ever seen. Maybe I've been doing things wrong all this time?

Shoma: What, wanna go on a date?

Kei: I've always known you were a perverted degenerate.

Rei: (watchies from a distance with a shocking face)

[incorrect-helltaker-quotes]

Lucifer: love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Helltaker: are you okay???

Lucifer: Cerberus stole my fucking garlic bread.

[wrongmha]

Toga: People die if you love them too much.

Source: Helltaker (2020)

[incorrect-helltaker-quotes]

Cerberus: the eagles won last night.

Helltaker: oh, did you watch the game?

Cerberus, covered in blood and scratches: what game?