#incorrect hdm

[freuleinanna]

incorrect masriel is the only correct masriel

[uselessgreatcometbi]

Lyra: My mother saved me. She didn't want me to get hurt.

Asriel: ???

Marisa: I can't come with you. I want to stay with Lyra.

Asriel: ???

Asriel: So when did we all decide to start bonding?

[bloodlnthemoonlight]

Lyra: you’re the best dad I’ve ever had

Lee: I appreciate that, sweetheart, but the bar is so goddamn low

[herdarkmaterialsss]

Marisa: Asriel and I have this easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Asriel: -sentences

Marisa: Don’t interrupt me.

[hatters-workshop]

Will Parry, trying to look on the bright side after having the worst day of his life having had to leave his mother in the care of his piano teacher, accidentally killing a person who broke into his house, and finally having some peace having escaped to a parallel world where it's warm and there's no one after him: we're gonna be safe! And we're gonna have a great time!

*a feral girl with hair like a birds nest, wearing the same clothes she's been in for like a week straight runs at him out of a door way with a weird looking ferret that talks*

Will: WHAT IN THE JESUS CHRIST WAS THAT!?!?!

[alice-blogs-things]

His Dark Materials As Told Through Buzzfeed Unsolved

(Part One)

Lee, flying through the storm: This is the worst, this is the worst!

John: [Singing Mamma Mia unintelligibly]

[mxrisabelaxqua]

Pan: “Hi! I’m Pantalaimon, but you can call me Pan for short! My mother is a snow leopard and my father is a golden monkey.”

Pan: “Yeah, my life is pretty great.”

[innoctemastra]

The suit i’m screaming 

[lrsmoony]

Mrs. Coulter: You misunderstand me. I am her mother.

Papa Scoresby: Good motive, still not telling you where my daughter is tho.

[miss-alice-evelynn]

The Golden Monkey at any given moment: mother I crave violence

Also Golden Monkey when Marisa is sad: HOLD MY PAW

[freuleinanna]

incorrect masriel is the only correct masriel

(insp.)

[uselessgreatcometbi]

Lyra: *knocks the tokay out of Asriel's hand*

Asriel: This is why your mom doesn't fucking love you!

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

Lyra stans: she has been through so much, she deserves better!

Will stans: he is a sweet sad cinnamon roll, he deserves better!

Marisa stans: even if she did some bad things, she did it for love, for Lyra! She deserves better!

Lee stans: he didn't deserve to end like this!

Asriel stans, sipping black coffee: Asriel? Oh, yeah, he's a bitch

[lostberryqueen]

Lord Asriel: Don’t trust anyone.

Marisa Coulter: Not even yourself.

[herdarkmaterialsss]

Lyra: I got sent to prison for being too cool

Roger: no, you got sent to prison for arson and aggravated assault

[misssilvertongue]

Lyra Silvertongue's interview with Oprah