#hdm meme

[plainlo-inthemorning]

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9 - Part 10

[doloresabernathysworld]

Asriel: King Iorek!

Iorek:

[herdarkmaterialsss]

I was bored so here are some tacky edits I made of hdm characters in T-shirts and badges

[his-dark-materials-trilogy]

[outofcontextgoodomensshiz]

His dark materials characters playing ✨mariokart✨

Lyra- so, what button is it again? So the top one? Ok I think I’m doing okay now… *lyra has won the race* *lyra has won the cup* *lyra is top of the world ranking* oh I think I’ve got the hang of mariokart now :D

will- *stares intensely at cat mario*

lee scoresby- *just casually playing mariokart* WAIT OMG DUDE YOU NEVER TOLD ME THERE WAS FLYING IN MARIOKART DUDE YOU NEVER TOLD ME THIS IS SO COOL THIS IS THE COOLEST THING RN OMG IM FLYING

Asriel- hey wanna team? *slides in between players* yo wanna team? *shouting* DOES ANYONE WANT TO TEAM?!

Mrs coulter- *aggressively kicks asriel in the ribs* sorry this is just my ✨gaming position✨ *smacks Lyra round the head with a cushion* sorry you got in the way of my ✨victory dance✨ *wrestles controller off will* well I was promised the ✨orange✨ one :)

Roger- *is coming last* oh man bro. *somehow doing worse* Oh man! This sucks! *gets yeeted off the track by asriel* OH MAHN BRUH!!!!

[ilexmerciae]

[clonerightsagenda]

I did not fully appreciate Mary Malone when I was a kid. She quit being a nun, which probably lost her her entire support network and possibly family. She's a single woman in the 90s with a PhD working in theoretical physics. She tells a guy who offers her military funding to fuck off. She's immediately ride or die for a random 12 year old who shows up in her lab, says she's from another universe, and solves all her problems by giving her new worse problems. She truly embraces the ethos of "if it sucks hit the bricks" and spends the entire third book chilling doing experimental xenoanthropology and having a lovely time. She is probably going to be flat broke when she gets home.

[doloresabernathysworld]

How about OUR dark materials #communism

his dark materials? what about HER dark materials #feminism

[secretly-a-catamount]

[mxrisacoulter]

spotify wrapped meme: his dark materials + 13 (requested by @dykejaskiers)

dreamland by glass animals

[hatters-workshop]

Sometimes a family is a fucked up feral girl with truth box and her talking ferret, a boy whose magic knife cut his fingers off, and the girl's adopted parents: a jordan master, a gyptian king, another old gyptian guy, a gyptian woman, a talking polar bear, a texan aeronaut, a witch queen, a scholar who just wanted to make dark matter talk to her and the scholar's best friend the deerelephant-motorbike.

[plainlo-inthemorning]

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 - Part 9 - Part 10

[balaga]

[confusedspaceotter]

[hecho-a-mano]

[cozcat]

spotify meme. masriel song 42!

song 42: The Hailene - Lorne Balfe (Wheel of Time season 2, volume 1)

Edward Coulter has little patience for being made a fool. His wife - oh, his wife, sweet and demure as long as you don’t look at her for more than a breath - he should have expected this of her, and yet, he did not expect it so soon, dust yet to settle on marital gifts before whispers of her ways began. He thinks he knows the man, the snow leopard by his side, but there’s nothing, no proof of it. Not that he has seen the man in weeks. Not that he would, housebound as he is, with a mourning wife and an empty nursery. But proof is worth seeking to a man who wishes to play the fool no longer.

[spotify ficlet meme]