#incorrect ghost files

[incorrectghostfiles]

The ghosts @ Ryan when Shane's doing his solo investigation.

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Ryan: *during an investigation, in front of an Ouija board* So young damn, what happened to you Jack?

Shane: How many pickles can you shove up your ass?

*pause*

Planchette: 9

Ryan: 9??

Planchette: 1

Ryan: 91????

Planchette: 0

Ryan: 910????????

Shane: *almost about to die laughing*

Ryan: 910 PICKLES???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[angelwiththeblue-box]

ryan everytime hes leaving a haunted house: its been real

ryan: REAL BAD!

[fake-daily-watcher-tweets]

idk how you are keeping up with the quality but holy shit. ive been scrolling for past hour and a half and cant stop laughing. a job well done.

This is it.. the only compliment that has ever mattered to me🥹 THANK YOU

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2562

Ghoul Boys self care! (Dialogue from wrd_vbs on twitter.)

Alternate panels because I couldn't decide:

[foolilazuli]

Edgeworth, after a long day in the office: I can’t wait to go home to my husband, my lovely daughter, and my beautiful dog

[morleycigarettes]

The ghosts in ‘The Ghosts Who Stole Christmas’ *want* visitors, so don’t use that as an argument.

[ravxe3n]

shane and his silly burgers

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JOHN: ok everyone, poll time. what gender are you?

JAKE: Silly little cowboy!

JADE: rabid werewolf :D

KANAYA: Emo Vampire With Trust Issues

VRISKA: Flam8oyant 8isexual pir8!!!!!!!!

ROXY: evil scientist but in a #girlboss way

ERIDAN: evvil scientist but in a cringefail wway

ARADIA: gh0st. gender is dead 0u0

SOLLUX: the entiire bee moviie 2criipt.

NEPETA: :33 < what the fuck is a gender?

GAMZEE: WhAtEvEr BuGs BuNnY's GoT gOiNg On, BrOtHeR :o)

[varpusvaras]

Fox, looking out at Coruscant: You know, I was just thinking, this is actually kinda lovely if you look over at the moon and the lights. You could kinda pretend that you're in a nice little city

Fox: And then you look over at your right and you're like oh no, that's right. I'm in Hell.

[incorrectghostfiles]

Ryan: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Shane: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Ryan, now interested: Lets say imaginary.

Shane: Spiders wearing flip flops.

[murasaki-cha]

I haven't been able to get this out of my head

[longlostcentury]

ryan: but that place is haunted!!

shane: ghosts prey on fear, just be confident.

ryan: *stomping through a haunted house, yelling* I'M NOT SCARED, I'M NOT A PUSSY!!

[incorrect-fairytail]

Lucy: Well, here we are, out in the woods, like sane people do.

Natsu: Well yeah, it’s the woods. That’s totally normal.

Wendy: At night?

Gray: Okay that’s a little different.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2608

*chews faster* (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

[incorrectwattpad]

those loud banging/knocking noises heard in the courtroom sound suspiciously like a gavel being slammed