#incorrect gears of war quotes

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Admiral Ackbar: How the hell did you get elected? Borsk Fey'lya: Well, I don't write my own speeches.

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

A'Sharad Hett: “Aurra Sing! My father said his lightsaber was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now…now I’m not so sure. And besides…”

(A'Sharad grabs a metal pipe)

A'Sharad Hett: “This isn’t his lightsaber!”

[ripr4]

Clayton: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.

Church: What's wrong with you??

Clayton: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.

Saint-14: No, they mean other than that.

Clayton: Ohhhhhh.

Clayton: I haven't slept in 4 days.

[the-garbanzo-annex-jr]

by Rinat Harash

In recent days, the Israeli army has exposed evidence of Hamas terror activity inside and underneath Gaza’s Shifa hospital. But instead of simply reporting it, media outlets have downplayed the evidence in various ways: By hinting that it has been faked, by claiming that it did not prove the existence of a Hamas “command center,” by quoting unreliable Hamas officials, or simply by burying the story.

By doing so, media have diverted attention from Israel’s just war against a murderous terror organization and turned it into a parallel war of narratives suggesting that Israel lacks credibility and therefore the war on Hamas loses legitimacy.

Here is the evidence revealed by the army so far:

27/10 – A phone call between two Gazans confirming that Hamas headquarters is located underneath Shifa hospital

28/10 – An interrogation of two Hamas terrorists confirming the organization’s use of hospitals, including Shifa

03/11 – A phone call with a Gaza medical official confirming Hamas holds half a million liters of fuel reserves under Shifa hospital

15/11 – Weapons, military gear with Hamas insignia, and technological assets found in Shifa’s MRI building

15/11 – A tunnel shaft and a a booby-trapped vehicle carrying a weapons arsenal are found at Shifa hospital

19/11 – A fortified terror tunnel, 55 meters-long and 10 meters deep, is exposed underneath Shifa hospital

19/11 – CCTV footage from October 7 showing two hostages taken into Shifa hospital

And here are some “highlights” from media outlets that preferred to choose wilful blindness over the facts.

CNN and BBC’s ‘Investigative’ Efforts

CNN and the BBC have both invested what seems to be a significant effort to debunk the Israeli army’s video showing weapons and ammunition at the MRI ward of Shifa.

The two networks have gone to great lengths to hint that Israel may have manipulated evidence. They have checked details like the time on the wristwatch of the Israeli army’s spokesman and the number of weapons he displayed in comparison to a larger amount shot later by international media. As the BBC reported:

And what we see in the two videos doesn’t precisely match. For example, there’s one gun in the IDF video, two, by the time of the BBC footage. Israel has told ‘BBC Verify’ this is because more weaponry and terrorist assets were discovered throughout the day. Israel also says its video is a single shot with no edits. But this appears to be an edit. We don’t know the reasons for that edit nor how significant it is. The IDF though says suggestions it’s manipulating the media are incorrect.

They did include the army’s claim that more weapons had been found later, but the urgency to debunk IDF evidence is astonishing and one-sided. No such effort was made to debunk the claims of Hamas, which denies operating from the hospital.

The BBC also gave the stage to an “analyst” who claimed that Israel had “doctored” evidence:

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

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|•♡•♡•♡•♡•♡•♡•♡{Number 18}♡•♡•♡•♡•♡•♡•♡•|

Good Omen's

{♡} ask

- Rip to season 3 you were put on pause.

Another party?

{♡} ask

- I wonder if that cute stranger will come?

Protective hand

{♡} personal

- Silly hc my dad does this actually

Tattoo time!

{♡} requested

- Blurb of Seth comforting Scout who is getting a tattoo and being brought as emotional support

Jar opener

{♡} personal

- bc I love him so strong <33

You deserve this

{♡} personal

- He does deserve this and more.

Incorrect Quotes:

Wasn't suppose to be around this long

What's better than one yandere? Two!

{♡} requested

- HC's of Yandere x Yandere dynamic w Orchid and Withered! Finn

Age regressing Sunflower

{♡} requested

- hc's of Finn with a reader who uses little space/acts more childish to cope when sad. ngl think Finn might be the best caregiver for this type of reader

Fucking whore. God I love it.

{♡} requested

- Story of NSFW Withered! Finn, sadly doing brat things didn't work out...

Incorrect Quotes:

give it to a man

How did you get here?

{♡} requested

- Congrats your parent's now to a child of light.

I took it to my penthouse and then I freaked it

{♡} requested

- All it said bottom Auron, so Story but i basically pick.

Glitter pens with fluff balls

{♡} ask

- Silly idea from mootie

Incorrect Quotes:

grill me a cheese

Full of love

{♡} requested

- HC's with Lucien comforting plus size Angel

What a lovely tail

{♡} requested

- Short story of Angel playing with Lucien's tail

Oh my big baby!

{♡} requested

- Story of Lucien being a child for a day and Angel gushes over him.

No mames wey.

{♡} requested

- Hispanic Angel fic! Where Lucien eat's their candy </3

A demon named Angel, how ironic

{♡} requested

- Blurb and hc's of reverse au of human Lucien and demon Angel

Let's have a slumber party, like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties!

{♡} requested

- Jack and listener have a sleepover!

Tiktok video

{♡} personal

- He's so silly goofy

Like a cat in heat

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- Nsfw hc's w a neko listener (enjoy war flashbacks)

My muses, who fully my pages and books with their beauty.

{♡} requested

- Short story of Bittersweet boys with a artist reader who's shy showing off their sketches of them.

Maybe one wouldn't hurt....

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- HC's with Auron, Alphonse, and Charlie with their listener asking for a baby. (this is bc I posted about a dream I had once I think??)

Whole lot of lovin'

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- HC's of Lucien, Finn, and Jack with a chubby reader

Bro these bad habits got hands.

{♡} requested

- HC's Seth Faust Charlie with a listener/reader who relapsed with smoking cigarettes.

Please, please dont leave....

{♡} requested

- hcs of listener having a dream where their boy died. With Alphonse, Charlie and Auron.

Honey, your sexy with or without glasses

{♡} requested

- Sugarboo hates their glasses but it's giving office siren

Fucking gnomes. It's always gnomes.

{♡} requested

- Gravity falls Au, I see Seth as Dipper and Alphonse + Boo as Mabel

Let me tell you something!

{♡} requested

- Short story of the bittersweet boys hyping up Sugarboo who's going out in a sluttier outfit.

Awe, what a cute cat.

{♡} requested

- SFW hc's of the bittersweet boys with a neko Sugarboo

Sir, continue and I'll get you pregnant.

{♡} requested

- HC's of listener threatening to put a baby in Seth, Auron, and Finn

YV x lgts

{♡} ask

- More about the au my mootie made!!

Party like the 80's

{♡} ask

- song by 6arelyhuman, aseria, and kets4eki but the bittersweet trio as the cover art

Who would want kids?

{♡} ask

- Mootie asking for my opinion

Michael's owns Boo's check

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- Rip Boo, it's Ross for me bc their clothing is so fucking cute

OBJECTION!!

{♡} ask

- Rip Faust he's gonna get jumped

Guilty Gear

{♡} ask

- Ngl kinda fuck w this I kinda wanna play the game or watch the series it has

The Dilf meeting

{♡} ask

- What if Dilf! Al and Seth meet younger them?

Traumatized by cupcakes hd and smile hd

{♡} ask

- Crazy how I was introduced to gore by mlp

YV college AU

{♡} ask

- Au from my moot!

Auron or Alphonse?

{♡} ask

- Moot asks me who I think is better (Sorry Al, Auron is in my head)

Bittersweet trio in costumes

{♡} ask

- moot asks me what they'd dress up as and I told how there was a asks making them a pirate and merperson trio

Bosscandy or black licorice

{♡} ask

- Auron x Alphonse and how I think it'd work

OMORI au

{♡} ask

- Au from my moot!

Who'd say Beetlejuice

{♡} ask

- I was asked of my opinion

Beetle juice

{♡} ask

- Sugarboo saying Beetlejuice to the boys

New nail set

{♡} personal

- cute duck nails <33

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Incorrect Quotes:

....fuck

[howlingday]

Ask

Jaune Not from Remnant He's from louisiana usa and somehow wound up there. He now has to pretend he's always been there while being forced to become a huntsman Do not give up his secret. How does he solve the Is the grimm problem Easy redneck Engineering he makes a fucking tank.

I don't think tanks exist in Remnant Which is really weird cause you don't need Huntsman to operate them. And i'm pretty sure they could fuck up any grimm just about Like the main Canon could take out heavily armored opponents. The .50 bmg Takes out smaller ones.

I'm... not sure how to approach this one. Like, the premise is neat, but Jaune being from Louisiana is already a wild concept. By this logic, not only does Jaune not have aura, but likely never will, nor will he have a semblance. Not to mention that Jaune doesn't really strike me as the mechanical engineer type, granted his growing up in LA could change his personality just a tinge. Personally, if I was going to make Jaune from down that way, I'd make him a chef, whipping up some delicious rice and shrimp into a gumbo, though I'm not really an expert on what does on in the southeastern US.

As for the presence of tanks, I will agree that it is odd, but one thing to consider is that RWBY has kind of evolved past tanks. Maybe in the Great War there were tanks, but in the current era with hard-light shields, automaton soldiers, and walking mechs, RWBY has probably gone Metal Gear and evolved their weaponry to an era beyond fuel and low-impact bullets. It kinda makes sense since you've got huge, armored Grimm running around, like Ursa, Beowolves, and Beringels. Heck, the armor might even be too thick for mortar fire.

But yeah, this is a neat AU, though it might need a little tweaking. Jaune being a redneck engineer from Louisiana and building tanks seems just a WEE BIT out of character for him. Now, if it was Ruby, that'd be different, since she's already a gun nut.

Though, I remember a couple stories from this ask. The first one that comes to mind is an OLD RWBY AU idea I had about Jaune being an investigative journalist lost in the bayou with Ruby (Bayou AU). Another was an incorrect quote from Far Cry 6, which led a little bit into Jaune and Ruby making plans for a tank he made a long time ago. I dunno, those are just some ideas I had.

[but-a-humble-goon]

Recently been replaying the Gears of War games, I'm now onto Gears 4 which I've not played before and this was the last straw, I am officially putting my foot down on the incessant Whedonising of character dialogue. Here's a test I came up with, could you look at the transcript for a given scene with the names and character specific details removed and still tell which character said what? The original Gears trilogy are not master classes of writing by any stretch but they would absolutely pass this test. If they're grouchy and pissed off it's Marcus, if they're dripping with punchable smarm it's Baird, if they're in all caps and sounds like they're having the time of their life it's Cole and if it's 'other' it's Dom. Gears of War 4 though? Everybody talks the same, has the exact same sense of humor and reacts the same way when things happen. They're all the same snarky disaffected douche, it's like writing via incorrect quotes generator. It feels less like a collection of characters interacting organically than it does like a one man game of D&D. I never thought I'd be excited to see Marcus Fenix again but he was like an oasis in the desert compared to this new gaggle of idiots. At least his constant grumpiness sets him apart.

[lilcooldude04]

JD: Baird, fire a warning shot!

Baird: JD, this is the Hammer of Dawn-

JD: Ah, potato, potáto, just fire it, Baird!

[umiwesker]

Based on a vine by sweatpants

[ashthewaterghoul]

*After Obi-Wan’s favourite pod-racer lost (Not Anakin)*

Ahsoka: Sorry, Master, that is dismal for a mid-league racer.

Obi-Wan: Look, it isn’t about things like leaderboards. I’ve told you before, he who is first shall be last, and the last shall be first.

Anakin: Yeah, but it’s fifteenth.

[deadsuncoldtakes]

Vader: Raced circuit pods you know.

Starkiller: On some cushy core world track!

Vader: Try the Boonta Eve Classic. Could have gone pro if I hadn't joined the Jedi, I'm not one of those Imperial pansies. I could break the Emperor in two, with my bare hands!

Vader: *Punts Starkiller into a pylon as stormtroopers cheer excitedly*

[miss-alice-evelynn]

Echo: I don't think there's anything worse than stepping on a piece of lego at night

Fives: *raises hand* a landmine

[jessiebanethedragon]

maps n' things

Echo: it's so warm here. maybe we're on the equator

Fives: no, no, we cant be, we'd see a big dotted line.

(Echo, humming in agreement)

Rex, internally: MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF IDOITS

[ripr4]

Washington, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?

Cole: …

Cole: What’s in the box?

Washington: What woul-

Cole: Washington, what’s in the box?

Washington: I think you know.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Toad: What is a soldier without a war? How can a race advance without adversity? Can civilization thrive with no conflict? 

 Snake: …Man, you’ve been such a downer this whole trip. 

[deafblindshorty]

Kaz is flying the Fireball

Kaz: And it's broken down again.

Kaz: Okay, let's count to ten, Kaz. Let's count to ten.

Kaz: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10

Kaz: YOU USELESS PIECE OF POODOO!