#incorrect frankenstein

[incorrect-frankenstein]

Creature, at Victor: Of course you have blood all over you, and pronouns.

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

The creature: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Victor: You need to stop.

[lmaowhosemaddie]

The Creature: You made me, therefore you must bear the consequences of my creation.

Victor Frankenstein: Nuh-uh

The Creature: fym nuh-uh?

[prokopetz]

Now, don't get me wrong, "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe; if I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" is a raw line, but I wonder if the folks who quote it misattributed to Mary Shelley would feel any differently about it if they knew it's really from a film adaptation of Frankenstein in which the role of the Creature is played – and the above-cited line delivered – by fucking Robert De Niro.

[l0vecrim3]

lisa frankenstein + tumblr posts

[d-bananas1]

Creature Commandos

[archivewriter1ont]

Cadet Batch Incorrect Quotes

Cadet Hunter: *to Echo* So how do we get you, anyway?

Rex: See, that’s kind of a long story...

Echo: Oh, you didn’t get me. Tech built me.

Cadet Hunter: W-what?

Rex: No, that’s not how it went at all – 

Echo: *has been waiting for this question for days* Yeah. He found a couple of dead guys and a bunch of droid parts and put me together like a Lego set. 

Cadet Wrecker: But you’re alive!

Echo: He set me on top of the Marauder and waited for a lightning storm. Like Dr. Frankenstein. 

Cadet Crosshair: *more disgusted than afraid* Our brother is a mad scientist! 

Echo: You helped him, Cross. You’re the best with a needle and he had a lot of stitching to do when he put on my arms...joints, you know...

Cadet Crosshair: *going somewhere to gag* I touched a dead guy!

Echo: Several, actually. The ones he found weren’t in great condition.

Cadet Tech: Do you retain any of your previous memories? 

Rex: That’s your only question?!

Cadet Tech: As unlikely as the situation sounds, it seems there were only good outcomes. One, we got Echo. Two, somehow I discovered the secret to life. I must go through the records the older version of me undoubtedly left for more information.

Rex: Echo, what have you done?

Echo: *hyena cackling*

[ereyies]

victor frankenstein: i will make my creation breathtakingly beautiful

frankenstein's monster: well i certainly will be taking people's breaths away

[deadboyquotes]

Crystal: Whatever, you probably drove one of those stupid old-fashioned bikes with the one big wheel.

Edwin: *looks away*

Crystal: You did, didn’t you?

[dragonflavoredcake]

Joe: To really understand Frankenstein, we have to take into account that Mary Shelley was surrounded by creative men who didn't take her seriously, so in addition to sci-fi horror, it can also be read as an exploration of female creative frustration and—

Burglar who broke in two hours ago: Bodily autonomy?

Joe: Exactly! Now—

[sixhundredwinionsinatrenchcoat]

Jekyll: So basically what I was thinking is-

Frankenstein: *punches him*

Jekyll: Ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.

[incorrect-frankenstein]

Victor, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.

Elizabeth, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

[black-ak9]

Casual in the cemetery 🪦⚰️

My younger versions of Drac and Frank (introduced for the first time)

In my AU, Frank is a sweetheart! When he was living his early years as Victor F.'s creation, he was more shy, sentimental, he didn't control his strength and electricity.

And he is also a big fan of Nik Tesla

[incorrectclandestinelaboratories]

Frankenstein, singing loudly, hands over his ears: "I'm so good at everything I do and all of this went exactly how I planned and this is all so good."

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

Victor: I like your new pants! Henry: Thanks, they were 50% off! Victor: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Henry: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Victor: That's… not what I meant. Henry: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Victor.