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overheard in a dark laboratory
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Would you put it past these mad scientists to have said this?
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Nurse Necro: "Can we get up to mischief today?"
Dr. Dedwin: "There's literally nothing else in the world I would want to do more than get up to mischief today."
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Utterson: "Isn't this nice? Some peace and quiet for once."
Lanyon: "That means we have to check on Hyde now doesn't it?"
Utterson: "Absolutely, but I think we can appreciate the quiet for a moment longer."
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Jekyll: "I am well put together and not so stressed I'm going to collapse at any given time."
Utterson: "I'm not going to discredit your coping mechanisms but surely there are better ways to prepare yourself from going out every day."
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Frankenstein, writing letters to Henry and Elizabeth: "Hey sorry you saw me pass out yesterday. Do you still think I'm cool and smart?"
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Griffin: "You would not believe the cool thing I just found!"
Kemp, already preparing to be annoyed: "What is it?"
Griffin: "It's you! You're cool!"
Kemp: "I'm not falling for that again. What did you do this time?"
Griffin: "Can you at least pretend to be flattered that I tried to distract you?"
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Moreau, returning home after terrorising a shipwrecked crew: "Well, I did a fantastic job of socialising. I have earned three to five business days of just being with the beasts and creatures now."
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Frederick: "If you're coming in here to be annoying, can you not do that for another hour or so? I still have a bit of brooding and lamenting to catch up on."
Igor, about to show him that he taught the Creature to tap dance: "No can do, boss, this is way more important."
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Frankenstein: "I don't entirely know what I'm doing right now, but I'm having fun and I think that is the most important part."
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Frank N Furter: "I just wanted to serve looks and have fun. Why must I be made to do the boring things too? Somebody should totally shoot me with a lazer of pure anti-matter immediately so I don't have to."
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Griffin: "It isn't easy being invisible, but it has given me so many opportunities to be the funniest person in the room so I think the wins outweighed the losses this time."
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Lymer: "So yeah! That's my plan! Easy as can be."
Stockill: "I find your methodology dubious and highly immoral. Perfect, you're hired."
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Assistant: "Oh I think my standards have been skewed. I was just delighting in the fact West hasn't been actively poisoning me."
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Hyde: "Crawling up the wall rn btw 👍"
Lanyon: "How did you make that sound with your mouth?"
Hyde: "✨️"
Lanyon: "Stop it."
Hyde: "😔"
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Frederick: "Do you think saying that we were just having fun and being silly will be enough to get us out of trouble this time?"
Igor "Probably. But if not, I'll just tell them it was your idea."
Frederick: "Or you could do literally anything else?"
Inga: "Definitely seconding the idea of putting all the blame on you, doctor!"
Frederick: "After all this time, this is the loyalty you think I deserve?"
Igor and Inga: "Yes. Definitely. Absolutely."
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Frankenstein: "Did I make mistakes? Possibly. Was it worth it? No. But did I have fun doing it? Somehow also no."
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West: "I'm not being paranoid. In fact, I think I'm the only one here giving this the appropriate level of suspension at any given time."
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Hyde: "If I come inside, can you be super cool about something for, like, five minutes?"
Lanyon: "I can give you three. That is my limit. Otherwise, go somewhere else."
Hyde, audibly dragging something away outside: "Alrighty, noted."
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