#incorrect eso quotes

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

The early bird gets the worm but the late bird gets a slightly worse worm. There are worms everywhere. Who cares. Sleep late. Do not let the worms decide your lifestyle.

Mannimarco, King of Worms, probably

[feykrorovaan]

Isobel: Why don't you ever invite me with you when you go to the city? You always take Ember or Sharp.

Taelia: Because Ember and Sharp don't judge me if I accidentally liberate something from it's previous owner.

Ember: :p

Sharp:*shrugs*

Isobel: BUT THAT'S STEALING! Besides, you take Bastian with you.

Taelia: Bastian has been with me longer than any of you. We've been through some stuff.

Isobel: Stendarr give me strength. What about Azandar?

Taelia:Azandar needs the exercise.

Mirri: At least you get taken out,Isobel.

Taelia: *jumps* Oh hey Mirri, how long have you been here?

Mirri: THE ENTIRE TIME!

[soullessbullshit]

Sheogorath: Minimalism can go die in a hole! It's just rich people cosplaying as the poor! And they have the audacity to look up from their artisanal coffee and go "yOu KnOw, MaTeRiAl ObJeCtS cAn'T bRiNg YoU rEaL jOy~"

Sheogorath: They are wrong! You're wrong, you little gentrifier! Because let me tell you something; I purchased a hyper-realistic plastic baby, which I routinely swaddle up in blankets, and then I go around and I deliberately drop it in front of strangers.

Sheogorath: And then I look them dead in the eye and I say, "whoops~! Mondays, am I right~?" Even though it is fully a Thursday.

Sheogorath: That little plastic baby? Has brought me more joy than some of my human relationships.

[sugerblu]

amo este país la puta madre

i love this fcking country so much you have no idea

te amo arcanetwt argentina link to the gif here so you can read the quote rts lol

I JUST SAW THIS

[i-simp-for-fennorian]

Verandis: You have to apologize to Fennorian.

Gwendis: Fine.

Gwendis: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[tythonx]

Elam Drals witnesses Iidayla’s love for apples… she enjoys them with style! 💅🍎

Elam Drals: I'm an assassin, not a soldier. I've done my part. Now go do yours. When I'm finished here, if Vandacia is still alive… well, then we'll see wha-

Iidayla Saviom: *pulls an apple from her pocket and skewers it with her dagger*

Elam Drals: *watches the spectacle, crossing his arms*

Iidayla Saviom: *takes a bite of the apple*

Elam Drals: As a gourmet, I must say that your way of eating an apple is rather unusual. Just saying.

Iidayla Saviom: Thanks for your assessment, connoisseur. *takes another bite*

Elam Drals: You’re something else. Eating an apple in the middle of an Ayleid ruin. I like it! But don’t let it go to your head, alright?

Iidayla Saviom: Don’t worry, Dark Brother. Not me... and now let me finish this apple. Chasing cultists takes a lot of energy.

Elam Drals: Ha! When all this is over, you and I should visit the local tavern and get something proper to eat!

[itsfennix]

Lyris: Eilíse! Fennorian got that thing on the control panel working!

Eilíse: Wow! That looks pretty impressive.

Lyris: Yeah!

Eilíse: Any idea what it does?

Lyris: Not a clue.

(basically the trio through the entire Dark Heart of Skyrim plot line…)

[thevioletscout]

Lytta: My fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching a guy speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me.

Fennorian: *said guy speedrunning the five stages of grief*

[cheeseandstrawberrytartlover]

Sheogorath: "You cannot be angry at me. I'm Baby."

Vanus Galerion: "You just murdered an entire group of people."

Sheogorath: "But I did it babily :3"

Vanus Galerion: " (-_-) "

[incorrectdaedra]

Vestige, drawing a weapon: "Stay away from me old man!"

Sheogorath: "Now, vestige, come on, there's no bad blood here. Let's bury the hatchet!"

[Sheogorath lifts the Vestige into the air with a hug]

Sheogorath: "See how I'm not killing you?"

[crysdrawsthings]

Classic Deer behavior. In her defense it was the New Life Festival.  Also ft. everyone’s beloved Razum-Dar and @sleepy-salami ‘s Stabby.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Live. Laugh. Lobotomy.

Mannimarco, probably

[freerainhl]

Narsis Dren: Personally, I blame you.

Vestige: How can it possibly be my fault?

Narsis Dren: Because otherwise it would be my fault, and that can't be right.

[soullessbullshit]

Gwendis: Do we really force you to do things you don't want to do?

Fennorian: Yeah, but it's okay.

Verandis: How is it okay?

Fennorian: I promised myself if I ever got a family I'd do whatever they said. Really, I'm lucky you found me before a cult did.

[sacachorch0vo]

Sullivan: ¿Cómo se sienten los frenos?

Mike: ¿En mis dientes?

Sullivan: En mi boca

[i-simp-for-fennorian]

Fennorian: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Gwendis: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.