#incorrect elementia chronicles

[acommonelementiachroniclesfan]

Charlie: How’s the weather up there?

Leonidas: It’s great, actually. What’re the ants sayin’ ‘bout me?

Charlie: They’re saying “Fuck you, go die”

Leonidas: Peachy.

[jay8934]

I was messing around with the incorrect quote generator a while ago and this is the outcome of that

[incorrectelementiaquotes]

Kev: I guess I’m just too tough to cry

Avery: kev the other day you were crying about snakes

Kev: THEY DONT HAVE ARMS AVERY

[themushroomprince03]

If all my favorite characters met:

Papyrus: Oh

Spencer Reid: Well imagine

Oswald Cobblepot: As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor

Steve Jinx: And I can't help but to hear

Leonidas300: No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words

Klaus Hargreeves: CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE

[acommonelementiachroniclesfan]

Leonidas: *Gets struck by lightning* Watt how shocking *dies*

[acommonelementiachroniclesfan]

Stan: Give me ONE good reason why I should trust and befriend you!

Leonidas: Well, that’s what happened in Secret of the Wings…

Stan:

Stan: *crying* THE FUCKING TINKERBELL MOVIE???

[incorrectelementiaquotes]

Kev: I invited you here because I want to play the most dangerous game

Stan: knife monopoly

Kev: ...I was going to hunt you for sport but now I want to know what knife monopoly is

[incorrectelementiaquotes]

Sirus: just found out about “I Think Therefore I Am” and I gotta say I’m really concerned

Sirus: like guys...I don’t think, do I Not Am???? Am I Not??? Help??????

[incorrectelementiaquotes]

Herobrine: I hate when people ask what sign I am. Bitch I’m a sign of god, start running

[incorrectelementiaquotes]

Charlie(talking to some jerk): when you go to hell you better bring a fire extinguisher

Kat: OHHHHHHH GET WRECKED *airhorn noises*

[incorrectelementiaquotes]

Kev, abt caesar: This villain is so awful. So mean and evil. Absolutely horrid. But I wanna give them a kiss. Kev: That's it. I'm gonna go and kiss the evil villain Kev, calling Avery: Help bestie I've been kidnapped

[acommonelementiachroniclesfan]

Stan: But... what does RAT1 even stand for??

Geno, proudly: We’re the Royal Assassin Team!

Becca: Rat At T

Leonidas: We’re the ones who started The Plague

[acommonelementiachroniclesfan]

Bob: Try to be more positive, Charlie!

Mechanist: Yeah! Remember, it’s CANnoli, not CANNOToli!

Bob:

Charlie:

Stan:

Mechanist:

Charlie: No-

[acommonelementiachroniclesfan]

Minotaurous: I'm nice to Caesar and he won't even give me the time of day!

Caesar: *checks watch* It's 4 pm

Minotaurous:

Caesar:

Minotaurous: No-

[acommonelementiachroniclesfan]

Minotaurous: does literally anything

Me:

[themushroomprince03]

Bob: Welcome to the Idiot Squad.

Bob: Just so you know, we do NOT support transphobia.

Leonidas: OR homophobia.

Leonidas: *turns to Charlie* What's another phobia?

Charlie:

Charlie: No spiders either spiders are gross-