#incorrect dune quotes

[letsduneit]

paul, late at night: hey chani would you love me if i was a worm chani, whose dad was an ecologist: well, worm brains don't always produce hormones to induce love. a better question would be whether or not you would love me if you were a worm. paul, who keeps having worrying visions of a worm-man hybrid: don't play with me right now please just answer the question-

[machinel1ke]

Paul: I've learned some valuable lessons from this Chani: I'm assuming they're all horrible distortions of the lessons you should've learned Paul: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God

[psycheetamore]

I just couldn't stop myself...

[derp-atreides]

Chani: make love not war

Feyd & Paul: *stop fighting, start making out in front of a bunch of fremen and other people*

Chani, Stilgar, Gurney etc: NOT IN THAT WAY!

[elvencantation]

Chani: I-

Paul: when it comes to this relationship, there is no 'I', only 'we'

Chani: okay, 'we' are bisexual

Paul: damn right we are

[demon-of-the-ancient-world]

Chani: You're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated Paul: Outta my way gayboy I'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell Paul, one knife fight later: hopital

[starrypawz]

Chani: Paul, I'm m afraid you've gone mad with power

Paul: Of course I have, y'ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you

[guardianreadersofthegalaxy]

Paul: You know my middle name's actually Mitchell. I never thought much about it but suddenly it's so obvious... Chani: What is? Paul: Surely you see it? 'Mitchell'? or... 'Myth Child'! 'Paul the Child of Myth'. Like I'm the messiah Chani: Oh fuck off Paul: The Myth Child forgives you. [from That Mitchell & Webb Look]

[sugarplumfuckwit]

Duncan Idaho: You get to a certain rank in house Atreides and you just kinda assume that they’ve shoved a camera up your dink hole.

[eastern-lights]

Jessica: Do you want some coffee? Leto: No, thanks, starting today, I am giving it up. Jessica: Are you sure? Coffee is your only source of water. Leto: I'm sure. *5 minutes later* Leto:... Leto: Take a sip of your coffee and kiss me.

[letsduneit]

feyd-rautha, after paul used the voice on the reverend mother: i could take him the emperor: yeah, in a fight, right? feyd-rautha: the emperor, quietly: in a fight, right?

[sand-realtor]

[psycheetamore]

She drained the cup, feeling the energy and lift of its contents—hot and delicious.

And she wondered what other society would have such a natural regard for her privacy and comfort that the giver would intrude only enough to deposit the gift and not inflict her with the donor? Respect and love had sent the gift—with only a slight tinge of fear

Half my life consists of feeling like Peter Griffin while thinking about something naughty... and I know I am not the only one enjoying that... @eternal-love, @ab4eva, @soft-mama-reads, @peggyao3, @kasey23

[derp-atreides]

paul: may thy knife chip and shatter

feyd: huh?

/suddenly, his blade just,, detaches itself from the handle and falls onto the ground with a *cloink*/

feyd: ...fuck you! that was a birthday gift!

[elvencantation]

bene gesserit: we have made the kwisatz haderach

us: you fucked up a perfectly good twink. look at him. he’s got anxiety

[demon-of-the-ancient-world]

Stilgar at the war council: Sit up straight, show some respect Chani: He's smoking cocaine??!? Chani: 'Sit up straight'? He's standing on a forty five degree angle!