#incorrect ducktales 17 quotes

[writebackatya]

“Did you know you can hack your 3DS? It’s actually really easy to do”

[allthedrugsforcreativity]

Spoon feeds you ducktales incorrect quotes

[laz-kay]

Store Worker: Would a Mr Donald Duck please come to the front desk?

Donald, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Huey, Dewey and Louie

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

The boys, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Donald: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

[dasturdlydangerousduck]

Guess who saw Guardians 3 today lol

Jim Sterling/Negaduck: "WE'RE GONNA KILL ANYONE WHO GETS IN OUR WAY!!!!

Drake Mallard: "No!!! Not kill anyone."

Jim Sterling/Negaduck: "Kill a few people...

Drake Mallard: Kill NO people.

Jim Sterling/Negaduck: Kill one guy, one stupid guy that no one loves.

Drake Mallard: .......... Now you're just making it sad.

[crippling-pages]

~mya's (new) intro post~

Hello there! My name is Mya! And this is my intro post! <3

Facts About Me:

Mya [] Girl [] She/her [] Minor [] 13-17 [] Aromantic Asexual (Aro/Ace) [] Arab [] Bookworm [] Writer [] Quotevain [] Swiftie [] OneRepublic Fan [] Pinterest Addict [] Tam Song Obsessed [] Tam Song x Biana Vacker is my life []

Fandoms:

Keeper of the Lost Cities [] LEGO: Ninjago [] LEGO Friends [] Percy Jackson [] Hooky (Webtoon/Book) [] Lockwood & Co. [] Shatter Me [] The False Prince/The Ascendance Trilogy [] The Land of Stories [] A Tale of Magic [] A Good Girl's Guide To Murder [] Five Survive [] Trolls [] The Reappearance of Rachel Price [] The Inheritance Games [] Fairy Tale Reform School [] Royal Academy Rebels [] Miraculous Ladybug [] Malibu Rescue [] Erin & Aaron [] Sonic the Hedgehog [] Richie Rich (2015) [] Ducktales (2017) [] and more! <3

Ships:

KOTLC: Tam and Biana {} Dex and Stina {} Sophie and Keefe {} Fitz and Dex {} Keefe and Fitz {} Linh and Marella {}

PJO/HoO: Percy and Annabeth {} Nico and Will {} Frank and Hazel {} Jason and Piper {} Leo and Calypso

Ninjago: Cole and Vania {} Nya and Jay {} Zane and Pixal {} Kai and Skylor {}

LEGO Friends: Mia and River {} Emma and Ethan {} Emma and Matthew {} Olivia and Jacob {} Mia and Martin {} Olly and Paisley {} Leo and Zac {} Zac and Sky {} Nova and Liann {}

Lockwood & Co.: Lucy and Lockwood {} George and Flo {}

Hooky: Dorian and Monica {} Dani and Nico {} Will and Damien {}

Miraculous Ladybug: Chat Noir and Marinette {} Ladybug and Chat Noir {} Marinette and Adrien {} Marinette and Luka {}

Sonic the Hedgehog: Silver and Blaze {} Sonic and Amy {} Amy and Shadow {} Knuckles and Rouge {}

FTRS/RAR: Gilly and Jax {} Heath and Devin {} Sasha and Logan {}

The Inheritance Games: Max and Xander {} Avery and Jameson {} Nash and Libby {}

Other: Pip and Ravi {} Bel and Ash {} Red and Arthur {} Conner and Bree {} Branch and Poppy {} Chote and Gina {} Tobias and Amarinda {}

Links:

-My Quotev Account

-My Ao3 Account

Some of My Fanfics:

"Hashtag Hilarious" - A KOTLC Human AU, with Tam and Keefe being besties and roommates; one day, Keefe convinces Tam to make a shared social media account together. Chaos follows.

"Lilies For Lilly" - A Ninjago fanfic in where it's the anniversary of Cole's mother's passing, and this time, he goes to drop off some Lillies.

"Don't Touch Me (Don't Talk To Me)" - A Trolls one-shot, in where Branch let's himself be rude to John Dory (A second part to this is called "Wet William" which is Bruce's turn).

"Random Hooky Stuff" - Just some Hooky content there's almost 0 out there. Drabbles, headcanons, incorrect quotes, ships, fluff, and angst. All of the above!

"Tiana One-Shots, Skits, Memes, And More!" - A Quotev book with a bunch of Tiana (Tam and Biana) related content is in, blessing the world with more Tiana.

"KOTLC Characters React And Have Fun!" - A Quotev fanfic in where the KOTLC crew react to human stuff and just have fun.

"5 Days {KOTLC Sleepover Fic}" - A KOTLC Sleepover Fic on Quotev, and this sleepover lasts all week. Drama appears, and fun memories are made.

Some Fanfics in The Drafts (or in my head)

KOTLC Human Coffee Shop AU ("Keepers of the Coffee")

KOTLC Rewrite

KOTLC Human Musician Mash Up Tour AU

KOTLC Road Trip AU

Ninjago Movie Secret Identity AU ("Two Faces Of the Same Life")

Ninjago Regular/Human Tea Shop AU

Ninjago Normal Life ("Cuckoo Crazy")

Hooky High School/College AU

Percy Jackson x KOTLC Crossover

Ninjago x KOTLC Crossover

Hooky Coffee Shop AU

KOTLC Hogwarts AU

KOTLC Song Twins Circus AU

Some Quotes:

"Because when I annoy, I annoy hard." -Tam Song, Nightfall.

"Look, I know I don't talk about it, but it happened to me before. Losing someone dear to me. I can't let that happen again." -Lockwood, to Lucy.

"Better question; are you a narc?" -Tiny Diamond

"I am the M.C... the Mighty Cole!"  -Cole, Rebooted

"I guess I'll just send some happy shadow thoughts into your head." -Tam Song, Flashback 

"-And dying to see Tam. My sister's a fan of silver bangs." -Fitz Vacker, Unlocked.

"Quick, quick Tell me something awful Like you are a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy" -I Hate It Here, Taylor Swift

"Kill him then claim my throne and my queen." -Dorian Wytte, to Monica. 

"I looked around in a blood-soaked gown And I saw something they can't take away 'Cause there were pages turned with the bridges burned Everything you lose is a step you take So make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it You've got no reason to be afraid" -You're on Your Own, Kid, Taylor Swift

"Dude, save your daddy issues for another time." -Tam Song, Neverseen.

"Maybe not. But that doesn't mean you stop trying." - Tam Song, Legacy.

Side Blogs: @flasher-boi-endal @a-poet-yet-forced-finance-guy

DNI IF: Homophobic, racist, sexist, Trump fan, Israel supporter, etc etc. THIS IS A SFW BLOG! PLEASE RESPECT THAT!

That's about that! <3 Have a beautiful day or night! Mya out!

[incorrectducktales17]

Donald: I’ve developed a pretty thick ski-

Gladstone: [passing by] Navy blue is not your colour.

Donald: [chasing after him] Navy blue brings oUT MY EYES YOU BITCH!

[aneldritchmoth]

Drake: How much money do you have?

Launchpad: Oh like 69 cents

Drake: AYE, you know what that means!

Launchpad: [sobbing] I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets...

[tsuncoon]

Gladstone: you look like a corps that just got pulled from the river

Mark: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'ed in his own pool. Big difference.

[likelytowritesomestuff]

Gandra (in a performance worth of an Academy): guys, that Gizmodork once again stopped me!

Steelbeak (totally oblivious): Man, I don't get why you always get the chance to bump into that guy. The only superhero I ever fight with was that stupid guy in purple at Saint Canard. He was kinda cute, but Gizmoduck? He must be so handsome under that suit...

Gandra (trying not to show any emotion of whatsoever): who knows...

[writebackatya]

Pepper seems like the kind of F.O.W.L. employee that would have made brownies for everyone the first time she sat down in their inner circle

Bradford: Well everyone, on the behest of Phantom Blot, Pepper will now be joining us in our inner circle

[scatter confused claps, except for from Phantom Blot who is applauding for his best friend]

Pepper: Aw, thank you Mr. Buzzard, sir. Now I know to the rest of you I might just be Egghead No. 277, but I assure you I am the best Egghead F.O.W.L. has got! Of course that’s just my opinion so take that with a grain of salt…

Rockerduck: {coughs}

Pepper: {laughs} Get it!? Grain of salt? Cause my name is Pepper?! {sighs happily before pulling out a tray of brownies} Anyway, I baked us all brownies for my first day here!

Gandra & Steelbeak: Sweet!

Bradford: What? No! Pepper this is not the break room! We conduct business in this room!

Black Heron: As well as our other evil plans.

Bradford: For the last time! We are not evil! Our goal is to have complete control over the world and eliminate Scrooge McDuck and his chil—, Agent Dee! What are you doing?

Gandra: {grabbing a brownie Pepper has cut up for her} I didn’t eat breakfast this morning.

Bradford: Put that back, now!

Gandra: {makes eye contact with Bradford as she slowly takes a bite of the brownie} Mmm. These are great Pepper, are there walnuts in here?

Pepper: Ahh! {winks} Looks like someone has an advanced palate!

Gandra: Thanks I upgraded my tongue myself.

Steelbeak: Well if Gandra gets a brownie I sure as hell am getting a brownie!

Bradford: I don’t care if Agent Dee took a brownie, that doesn’t mean you’re allowed to take one.

Gandra: Yeah Steelbeak, if I took the SATs would you do the same?

Steelbeak: Are you calling me “stupid”?!

Gandra: Today? No. Today I’m gonna call you dumbass, dumbass.

Steelbeak: {slams his fist on the table} Take that back, now!

Gandra: No.

Steelbeak: That’s it, I’m taking a brownie!

Bradford: Agent Dee, stop being an instigator. And Steelbeak don’t you da-

Steelbeak: {chomps down several brownies} Mmm, okay these are pretty great. Is there dark chocolate in here?

Pepper: And that’s a point for Steelbeak!

Black Heron: Did you say, dark chocolate? Okay I am definitely having one now

Bradford: Heron, no! You’ll only encourage-

Rockerduck: I’ll take two. I just realized I forgot to feed Jeeves this morning

Pepper: Sure thing! You sure you don’t want one, Mr. Buzzard?

Bradford: No. I’m fine.

Phantom Blot: {slams his fist onto the table} Just eat the DAMN brownie, Buzzard!

Bradford: …Fine.

Pepper: {cuts up brownies for everyone} Oh I just KNOW I’m gonna LOVE working with everyone here!

[allthedrugsforcreativity]

[laz-kay]

Webby: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!

Huey: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?

Webby: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.

Dewey, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagined having butterfly wings? Then-

Lena: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.

Violet: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even if a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...

Louie: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-

Dewey: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference.

Violet: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?

Huey: You clearly have not lived with him long enough.

[what-goesaround-comesaround]

During "The 87 cent solution"

(Huey putting on a mask)

Scrooge : Take that off

Huey : This isn't for me, it's for you

Scrooge : Take it off please

Huey : We're protecting you!

Scrooge : I don't need protecting

Dewey : Yeah you do, you're old

Scrooge : I am 75 years old!

Louie : Yeah, that's well old

Huey : You're vulnerable

Scrooge : I'm not vulnerable

Dewey : Do they let you shop early at ducksburys?

Scrooge : No!

Dewey : Because of your underlying condition

Scrooge : I don't have any underlying conditions

Louie : You're Scottish

Scrooge : Being Scottish is not an underlying condition!!

Huey : The virus doesn't respect borders

Launchpad : Your kilt cannot protect you!

Scrooge : I know what you're trying to do

Fenton/Gizmoduck : Are your grandnephews forced to sing happy birthday outside your window?

Scrooge : No??

Webby : Do you press your hand against the glass to say hello?

Scrooge : That's not funny Webbigail

Webby : I know but it's the new normal

Scrooge : Enough! The company is headed on a downward trajectory because of this!

Launchpad : Just trying to flatten the curve Mr McDee

Dialogue taken from the skit "Lauren got tiktok famous but is she bovvered?" on YouTube between David Tennant and Catherine Tate (go on, tell me this isn't canon)

[megamanincorrectquotes]

Iris: Stop firing, Zero. You’ll hit Colonel.

Zero: *looks her straight in the eye and fires*

[dellyduck]

Webby: What is love?

Louie: Something I don't feel often.

Huey: It's a chemical reaction in your brain.

Dewey:

Dewey: *singing* Baby don't hurt me~

[incorrectducktales17]

Louie: Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

Dewey: When we were kids you convinced me eggs weren’t real.

Louie: They’re not.

Dewey: Haha very funny.

Louie: I’m serious. Didn’t you hear?

Dewey: No? What happened?

Louie: Literally why would you fall for this again?