#incorrect dickinson quotes
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brighteyes29 · 4 months ago
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*In Sue and Austin's house*
Austin: I believe we have the best house ever. Don't you agree, Emily?
Emily: Yeah, it's amazing. Great sex is had here.
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Austin: And how do you know that?
Emily: Pff, just ask your wife.
Sue: That was uncalled for!
Sue: It's... true, but it was uncalled for.
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sanguinessunflower · 11 months ago
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Y/N:"You were late."
Jason:"Most people would be glad I never came."
Y/N:"Not me."
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incorrect-guilty-gear · 3 months ago
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Goldlewis: I just heard Giovanna call her dog a “fucking liar” because she barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
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bbygirl-aemond · 2 years ago
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alicent, to helaena: and PLEASE do not pull any stunts like you did last time. helaena: i made an offering! alicent: you dropped a MOUSE in your poor father's lap! helaena: yes, like a cat. alicent: you are not a cat, helaena. helaena, sighing: no. tragically, i am a woman.
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myanxietydemonaretootired · 3 months ago
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incorrect-piltover-quotes · 2 years ago
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Lux, to Jinx: You are such a weirdo. Why am I so attracted to you?
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rurilamb · 7 months ago
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Lamb: I want some time alone with you tonight.
Ruri: Alright. Is there... something specific that you want to talk about?
Lamb: There is.
Lamb: But it cannot be said with words.
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heatherfield · 2 years ago
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Dickinson
Incorrect Quotes + Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story [x]
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incorrectuksies · 1 year ago
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katherine: i'm empty. dried up. void. a useless husk.
davey: ...?
jack: she's got writer's block.
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literaryelise · 8 months ago
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Baru: I will paint you across history in the color of their blood.
Tain Hu: Mama kudos for saying that. For spilling.
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theunmappedstar · 2 years ago
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tam: are you dying?
sophie: i hope so.
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On-jo: You are not a cat, I-sak.
I-sak: No. Tragically, I am a woman.
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Bruce: *working on a novel* Hmm...
Bruce: I've hit a dead end. I think I have writer's block.
Janick: Don't worry, I can help.
Janick: *types "suddenly nuclear armageddon started and killed everyone"*
Bruce:
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incorrect-guilty-gear · 5 months ago
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Goldlewis: Maybe the real treasure was the friends you made along the way.
Bridget: No. I want cash.
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olivia-the-weirdo · 2 years ago
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[Mid 90’s]
Bruce: I want to kiss you.
Steve: [Not paying attention] What?
Bruce: I said if you die, I won’t miss you.
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fetchmearum420 · 9 months ago
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Incorrect 1776 quotes:
Hancock: “who stole my fly swatter?!”
Franklin: “not me”
Dickinson: “not me”
Adams: “don’t look at me, it wasn’t me!”
Thomson: Licking the handle of the swatter because it has Hancock’s sweat on it and he’s in love with the man.
Hancock: “…… what the hell?!”
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