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Nina: My life has become a never-ending game of "Illegal or Just Frowned Upon?"

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[While on a camping trip, the girls were using binoculars, trying to catch something interesting in nature]

Diasy: Do you see anything?

Nikki: Nothing. How about you Teresa?

Teresa: Just some trees… and some bushes… and oh, two squirrels wrestling.

Daisy: *looks to see the squirrels* Uhhh, Teresa?

Teresa: Hmm?

Daisy: They’re not wrestling 😐

Teresa: *further inspects then lowers her binoculars upon realization* Oh…

Renee: *walks over, giggling* OMG, did you guys see those squirrels??

Teresa: 😳 Don’t talk about it!!!

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So, can I be DHA- Dark Humor Anon? This type of Anon likes to tell dark, morbid and politically incorrect jokes sometimes based on historical events. I can get u more information in the future OwO And umm... I’ll go by the name Scourge. Yeah, lets go with that. Oh! And I also already have a design but I’m unable to draw it. TwT

You are now registered as Scourge - DHA! Please now refer to yourself as Scourge, you can also add yourself a quote if you want to!

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Mara: The feeling of forwarding an email you've been accused of not sending is probably the same as winning a duel

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Victor: We're all just crows with rights and anxiety.

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Mara: I wish Mum and Dad hadn’t raised me so well, because this requires a much stronger curse word than ‘beep.’

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Mara: Real water drinkers know all water doesn’t taste the same.

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Mara: My plan B for everything is to die before it happens.

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Nina: I am HEAVILY cursed and I blame 15 year old me.

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Mara: I walk around like everything is fine. but deep down, in my shoe… my sock is falling off.

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Everyone in Anubis House: It was a ridiculous sequence of events that led to me almost dying, and an even more ridiculous sequence that led to me surviving

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Victor: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Victor: That’s why I keep TEN guns

Victor: In case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

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Mara: You can’t outrun your problems but you can jog slightly in front of them and pretend you can’t hear them because you have your headphones on.

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Victor: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Victor: Wait so how many kids do you actually have?

Trudie/Rosie/Trudy, surrounded by all the residents: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Barista: What can I get for you today?

Nina: Just a little mental stability?

Barista:

Nina: … Just a caramel Frappuccino please