#incorrect braime quotes

[braime-brainrot]

Jaime: I won!

Brienne: *raising an eyebrow* I have you pinned on the ground.

Jaime: I know.

[braime-won]

Favorite Incorrect Jaime/Brienne Quotes 4/???

[norakbubbles]

Sansa: If I fall…

Theon: I’ll be there to catch you.

Jaime: *looks at Brienne* What if I fall?

Brienne: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Gendry: *watches both interactions*

Gendry, to Arya: And if I fall?

Arya: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Game of Thrones Pick-Up Lines (Valentine Cards) (Sansa, Cersei, Margaery, Jaime) 💕😂

You know what relationships most of these are inspired by :)

[themajortechie]

Just pretend this isn't over a lava river or something this sorta just popped into my head while I was trying to sleep

Obi-Wan: Its over Anakin, I have the ground!

Anakin:

Obi-Wan:

Anakin: You underestimate my pow--

Obi-Wan:

[incorrect-jaimebrienne]

Brienne: You're pretty stupid

Jaime: Thank you

Brienne: Why are you thanking me? I insulted you

Jaime: All I heard was "You're pretty"

[grandminstrelnemesi]

Jaime: Wench? Wench! Here you are. Could you help me with my wedding?

Brienne: You-you’re getting married?

Jaime: Aye.

Brienne: Oh. That’s a nice thing.

Jaime, smirking: ...

Brienne: What do you want me to do, Ser?

Jaime, falling on one knee: Merry me.

[the-girl-in-the-high-castle]

Tywin: You will marry a suitable woman and produce heirs and became Lord of Casterly Rock.

Jaime: No. I don’t want Casterly Rock, I don’t want a wife, I don’t want children!

Brienne: ...Hello...

Jaime: DID YOU SAY WIFE, CHILDREN? OF COURSE I WANT A WIFE! I WANT CHILDREN. SEVEN CHILDREN! I WANT CASTERLY ROCK!!!

Tywin: ...

[kissed-by-snow]

Jaime: Go on, ask me out.

Brienne: Fine. Get out.

[bugaboo-valerie]

Jaime: Come on, I wasn't THAT drunk.

Tyrion: You literally got into a bar fight with someone who was flirting with Brienne and screamed 'STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE!'.

Jaime: So? I'm just protecting my girl!

Tyrion: You and Brienne aren't even dating. You basically just confessed to her.

Jaime: *now getting the hint* Fuck.

[resthefuture]

*Jaime sneaking out of Brienne's bedroom in Winterfell* 

Sansa and Bronn entering the Winterfell Great Hall ready to tell everybody:

[braime-brainrot]

Jaime: So, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow...

Brienne: Oh. Do you want me to go with you because you’re a little scared?

Jaime: Pfffft! No!

Brienne: 

Brienne: Do you want me to go with you because you’re a lot scared?

Jaime: *sobbing* Yes!

[braime-won]

J/B WEEK 2022 | DAY 2 JAIME & BRIENNE + wood 😏

[norakbubbles]

Jaime: You know, I think my judgment might be a bit clouded because I like Brienne a little bit

Tyrion: You doodled your wedding invitation

Jaime: No, that's our joint tombstone

Tyrion: My mistake

[elephantinparis]

Incorrect braime quotes part 1 (x)

[sarahtarth]

Jaime: I wasn't injured, I was lightly stabbed.

Brienne: I'm sorry... you were stabbed?!

Jaime: Lightly stabbed, I didn't want to frighten you.