#incorrect arya stark quotes

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Ned Stark: My daughter will marry your son. I can't believe that we've made it so far.

Robert Baratheon: Yeah, and look at them go, so full of love. Like little mini versions of ourselves.

Arya Stark: "We'll go straight to King's Landing" they said. But this, this is gay to King's Landing.

-Source: I made this up 😂

[norakbubbles]

Sansa: If I fall…

Theon: I’ll be there to catch you.

Jaime: *looks at Brienne* What if I fall?

Brienne: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Gendry: *watches both interactions*

Gendry, to Arya: And if I fall?

Arya: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[barelyanartblog]

Careful what you ask for Arya

[inncorrect-starklings]

Catelyn: Girls! Get down here! There’s a lot of work to do!

Arya: Ugh, she’s in a mood

Sansa: You know what we have to do right?

Arya & Sansa: {both nod}

Sansa: THERES NO WAY YOU’RE MY REAL SISTER

Arya: I HATE YOU! I CANT BELIEVE HOW SELFISH AND SHALLOW

Catelyn: That’s it! That’s it! I cannot take the fighting! Just get out of the house…

Arya: heh

Sansa: Works every time

[pokenk]

Arya: Time for plan G.

Sansa: Don’t you mean plan B?

Arya: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Robb: What about plan D?

Arya: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Bran: What about plan E?

Arya: I’m hoping not to use it. Theon dies in plan E.

Jon: I like plan E.

[sasha-naell]

Catelyn : So this is my first son, Robb and then we have my second

Jon :

Catelyn : Sansa. Then we have Arya, Bran and Rickon. Then we have Theon.

Jon : Oh come on !

Catelyn : Then we have the dogs.

Jon : OH COME ON !!!

[2braincellslz]

Some times a family is:

An unlikely couple

Childhood best friends couple

The two princesses who treat the other like a princess couple

A aromatic

And a asexual

All rasing dogs.

[hyacinths-bridgerton]

Rickon: *sends a super low-quality meme to the group chat*

Arya: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i’d have 15 cents

Rickon: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Sansa: Actually I did the math, Arya would have $225, not $0.15

Robb: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Theon: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Robb: Sorry I only have a dollar

Theon: :(

Bran: hey I just realized sansa is wrong, arya would have $22'500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Robb: If I had $22'500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Rickon: you can buy anything you want with $22'500

Arya: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

Jon: Apply juice to what

Theon: directly to the forehead

Sansa: Great chat everyone

[welt-verbessererin]

Arya: Can I ask you for validation?

Gendry: Yes, I think you're beautiful

Arya: thank you actually I meant for parking, but can I have your number?

[shining-m00nlight]

Rickon, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Robb: You did WHAT–

Arya: William Snakepeare

[winterprince601]

jon: my little sister has never done anything wrong in her life, ever.

some bitchass lord: she has a list of people she plans to murder!

jon: gods forbid women have ambition!

[valarmorghulisarya]

Jon: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Arya: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Gendry, deer!"

Jon: ...And what did Gendry do?

Arya: ...He said, "Yes, Honey?"

[get-cersie-an-elephant]

Police: you're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle

Brienne: wait.. what do you mean three?

Police: yes... three

Jaime: what?! *turns around and checks* oh fuck!

Arya: uh oh

Police:???

Brienne: PODRICK FELL OFF!

[katlyn1948]

Gendry: Babe, you can’t kill everyone who insults me.

Arya: Says the man who nearly bashed some guys head in for calling me a pipsqueak

Gendry: that’s different, he deserved it

[inncorrect-starklings]

Jon: Honestly, what’s wrong with Dany?

Arya: Nothing

Jon: C’mon!

Sansa: Nothing Jon. She’s a keeper… just Keeper somewhere else…

[pokenk]

Arya, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of self. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.