#incorrect american gods

[ap-kinda-lit]

Bulma, holding Kid Vegeta’s hand: Look at me, being escorted around town by this handsome little gentleman.

Kid Vegeta: Just so you know, I’m speaking calmly, but there is a tantrum brewing in me the likes of which this mall has never seen.

[atsushis-fangs]

Arthur: sorry I accused you of arson

Alfred: it’s fine I was the obvious suspect

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

"Have I ever told you that you're very cynical and more than slightly overdramatic?"

-Gale, to Astarion

[incorrect-american-gods]

Laura: Can I ask you for a favor?

Sweeney: I would literally kill for you, but continue.

Laura: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

[mytho-nerd]

Dionysus: my number one rule is don’t tell Athena

Athena: oh?

Dionysus:…what to do. Don’t tell Athena what to do.

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Claptrap: Murder and betrayal? That sounds like something you'd be into. Jack: It does, and if I'm into it, what's to stop me from forcing Angel to do it? Child services? Ha! Jack: If they didn't take her away after the alligator incident, I think it's pretty clear they ain't never comin' for Big Daddy Jack's bouncin' bambino.

[jgvfhl]

Hadir: You can't marry an American, Farah.

Farah: It's a pity. Cuz I think there's something really sexy about the fact they hate us so much.

[15pantheons]

Coyote: The best person I know is myself.

[docholligay]

If you want to try something that'll make you laugh tonight, have you seen Cunk on Earth? I think youd like it. your day can't get worse!

Oh my God, how had I never seen this before, yall are constantly assaulting me with noted British shows 'Some Guy Wears A Coat Through Time series 26.5" and "We're Repressed but Georgian" and "Emotionally Distant Detective Embodies True English Heroism: Paperwork" and "We're Repressed but Edwardian" but never this???

I love it, reminds me actually of how Stephen Colbert, person, played Stephen Colbert, character in the hey day of the Daily Report. It goes stupid joke, stupid joke, and then SMACKS you with a clever one, like a constant cunttease. AMAZING.

I really want my wife to watch it: She loves pump up the jam and will DIE

[nostalgia-tblr]

My main take away from various tumblr dramas about this or that character being this or that "coded" is that many, many people don't seem to understand that I as a viewer/reader inferring something is not necessarily the same as the creator implying it.

[drarchibaldpeppermd]

sorry yes this is inspired by a tiktok pls roll with it but the Glass Ceiling has really not been a core part of the (american) feminist movement since basically the 80s. in fact, there are a lot of modern intersectional american feminists who are specifically critical of the 80s girlboss working women break the glass feminists archetype for a long time because of how it hinders more than helps. there are so many american women who i know would consider themselves feminists (casual or otherwise) who understand instinctually that to be a feminist is to be intersectional. now i get that nobody's perfect and some american feminists are causing harm but that's a conversation for another time because if we're going to start comparing moral perfection with fucking europeans im going to hurt someone's feelings

[steampunkedparm]

bluh 7.30 rn and i need to go to bed but how can i go to sleep when i just had that experience at the bus stop fhfjfh

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Haer’dalis: Can you not see you have the power here in your own heart?

Aerie: What? Like the power of love?

Haer’dalis: No. The power to destroy.

[incorrect-american-gods]

Laura, making introductions: This is my husband, Shadow.

Laura: And this is our homewrecker, Mad Sweeney.

Mad Sweeney: Hi.

[levil0vesyou]

Having a post get popular enough to be independently reblogged by someone you follow but aren't mutuals with is. Wild

[cruger2984]

Shinobu: This is crazy.

Tetora: Like the rest of your life is sane? Give me a fucking break.