#incorrect allen walker quotes

[incorrect-allen-walker]

Komui: You are entitled to your own opinion ✨

Allen, after sir komlin shenanigans: And you are entitled to shut the fuck up.

[pokerpairfan123]

we are so baack!!!

[dearloonies]

Link: why are you sad, Walker?

Allen: I don't know

Link: so just for no reason?

Allen: oh no there are plenty of reasons. I'm just not sure which is it this time.

[breezeowci]

[chaoticace2005]

[mysteriouslypinkconnoisseur]

Lavi: Do you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Allen: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.

Lavi: THE WHO

Allen: Oh this is not a safe place suddenly!

[fluffykitkat]

Allen: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Lavi : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Lenalee : Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Lavi : I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Kanda : Did you burn an orange too? How???

Lavi : Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

*silence*

[d-gray-place]

Allen: Murder is always bad, unless its Kanda

Lavi: Oh? So why does Kanda get a pass?

Allen: He doesn't. He stole my snack so I'm going to kill him.

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Trickster: (trap just backfired on him) Are you trying to make me look like a fool?!

Impulse: (smug) You don't need me to make you look like a fool.

Trickster: You're damn right I don't!

[genyasafinsmissingeye]

Renee, pulling up in the maseratti to save Jean from the Nest: “Get in loser. We’re dismanteling a cult.” 

[incorrect-allen-walker]

Allen: I am so tired

Lavi: Didn’t you just wake up?

Allen: Sure did! That’s the problem

Lavi: wha-

Allen: Put me out of my misery.

Kanda: That can be arranged.

Allen:

Allen: And now I have to live just to spite you, thanks a lot dick cheese.

[pokerpairfan123]

part 6 or 7 idk at this point 🤗

[bluejay1624]

Incorrect DGM Quotes

Nea: Hey guys if you had to describe me in 3 words what would it be?

Cross: Annoying, idiotic, vain.

PAllen: About a 5.

Mana:....

Nea: *looking expectantly at Mana with puppy eyes*

Mana: cuddling, clinging, perfect.

Nea: *throws up hand is the air* Thank you!

[redcrossroads]

Lenalee: I'm sad.

Lavi: Aww, cheer up! Everything's gonna be okay. We're here for you, whatever you need.

Allen: I'm sad too.

Kanda: Join the club, Beansprout, and stop whining.

[grinningmadness]

Allen about Lavi: He'll be fine. He's a bookman.

Lenalee: It's just what they're called, it doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing.

[demonic-kitsuwolfane]

Admin did a Thing!!!!

Sorry Not Sorry!!!! Muwahahaha!