#incorrect a good girls guide to murder

[coffeeinthebackpack]

Pip, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

[incorrect-pipravi]

Pip, posting a selfie of her and Ravi: me and the gentleman I pulled by stalking him!

[achromatophoric]

At some anonymous meeting in Connecticut.

Girl 1: So why’re you here?

Girl 2: My girlfriend insisted I attend at least once. Yourself?

Girl 1: My mom.

Girl 2: Ah. Mothers.

Girl 1: *smirks* So who was yours?

Girl 2: Mine?

Girl 1: Yeah, the other reason for being here. Your dude.

Girl 2: *sighs* Ah. Right.

Girl 2: Tall. White. Traditionally handsome with a mop of tousled hair. Like a tall glass of bland water in plaid. Regretfully generic.

Girl 1: Seriously? Ugh. Same here. Like, to a T.

The two share a moment of amicable silence.

Girl 1: So uh… a girlfriend, huh?

Girl 2: Quite. She is everything I never wanted.

Girl 1: Cool cool cool. Maybe I oughta—

Newcomer: Hey Wednesday, ya ready to go?

Wednesday: Of course, mi corazón. *stands* It was acceptable speaking with you…

Girl 1: Astrid. Astrid Deetz.

Wednesday: *nods* Deetz. This is my beloved, Enid.

Enid: Howdy!

Astrid: Nice to meet you. Have a good day, I guess?

Wednesday: And a terrible day to you.

Astrid watches the pair leave as a mix of curiosity and longing crosses her face.

Astrid: *murmurs* Girls, huh? I wonder— FUCK!

Hot coffee soaks across Astrid’s sweater. She jumps to her feet as a British-accented voice pipes up.

New girl: Oh shit! I’m SO sorry! I didn’t mean to coffeelize you like that.

Astrid: Did you just say coffeeli— *looks up*

Astrid: 😳

New girl: Yeah, uh —*nervous giggle*— gosh, please let me make this up to you? It’ll only take a few jiffies. My name’s Pippa. Exchange student. *holds out hand*

Astrid: Astrid. It’s nice to meet you, Pippa. *takes hand*

Pippa: That’s such a cool name! Nordic for “divine beauty,” yeah? I think it suits you!

Astrid: *smiles* Um. Thanks.

Both girls stand there, briefly at a loss for words. They notice neither how their hands are still clasped, nor the mischievous werewolf who is peeking from around a corner.

Wednesday: Are you quite done reveling in your success? We’ve a flight to Los Angeles to catch.

Enid: Yup! Mission accomplished. Let’s go!

Wednesday: Finally. Now then, about this Phoebe and Cecilia—

Enid: CC.

Wednesday: Fine. So about Phoebe and CC…

[caitlynskitten]

Enid: Let me slip into something a little more… comfortable

Wednesday: Oooh, I can’t wait to see what sexy number you’re about to-

Enid coming out of the closet:

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Is…. Is that-

Enid: Non negotiable.

[tigtree]

Pippa Fitz-Amobi: when they said to put blood, sweat and tears into this project i do not think they meant it this literally

[dollys-perfect-world]

*Stanley, trying to fit a whole mattress through the bathroom door*

Jamie: I literally just asked for a blanket.

[liquidsnace]

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[redhairsirinmyopinionisdangerous]

Pip: Do crabs think people walk sideways?

Ravi: ...Pip, what the hell.

[askclato]

Pip, on the phone: Hi, it’s Pip.

Ravi: What did she do this time?

Pip: No, it’s me, Pip.

Ravi: What did you do this time?

[tenaciousdragonmoon]

Ravi: Why do you always assume the worst in people?

Pip: Experience.

[coffeeinthebackpack]

Pippa,at some point of time: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

[incorrect-pipravi]

Pip: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Ravi: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Pip: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Ravi: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… 'Hey! I love you!'

Pip: I guess you’re right. Hey Ravi, I love you.

Ravi: See! Just say that!

Pip: Holy fucking shit.

Ravi: If that flies over his head then, sorry Pip, but he’s too dumb for you.

Pip: Ravi.

[achromatophoric]

Yoko: So how did Stabitha Christie enjoy A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder?

Enid: Yeaaaah, about that.

Wednesday: *bursts into the room* Enid, please. I will wear platforms and do the accent. I’ll even let down my hair, anything you desire, as long as the star costumes stay on during—

Yoko:

Enid:

Wednesday:

Wednesday: *steps back out of the room*

Yoko:

Yoko: So she liked it.

Enid: Uh huh.

—

Inspired by @caitlynskitten

[caitlynskitten]

Enid: *calls Wednesday*

Wednesday: *answers* Hello?

Enid: I see her again.

Wednesday: See who?

Enid: That weird looking student…. the one that has a….. thing on her face.

Wednesday: Enid Addams Sinclair don’t you dare be rude to that student. Who are you referring to?

Monstrosity created by @achromatophoric

[neekins]

AGGGTM as things said in my class pt.1

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Elliot Ward: You really should take notes. I mean if you were smart like Connor.

Connor: I dunce. Wha' wrong with you?

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Pip: Yes? No?

Max: I DO NOT KNOW!!

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Pip: Can you put on the light?

Ravi: I am your light.

Pip: Please put on the light.

Ravi: I AM YOUR LIGHT.

Cara: But you dull tho.

Ravi: *Bombastic Side Eye*

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Cara: I already have a sugar daddy.

Cara: *Points at Connor*

Cara: Now I need a sugar mommy.

Pip: *Gives her M&Ms*

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Teacher: Which means you must get rid of your childishness.

Connor: *Making a paper puppet* 👁👄👁

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[dollys-perfect-world]

Jamie: Can you play Hello kitty again please please please ple-

Stanley, opening his laptop: I should've let you kill me.