#incorrect a good girls guide to murder
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coffeeinthebackpack · 1 year ago
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Pip, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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rachelsfav-queer · 2 months ago
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Detectives Pt. 2
Wednesday: Looks like you were right, Amobi. I’m Addams enough to admit that your call was the right one. I apologize for doubting you.
Pippa: No problem, Addams! I’m just glad this creep is finally behind bars. Perhaps now the people of this town can rest easy.
Enid: AGAIN! THIS ISN’T HOW YOU PLAY CLUE!!
Cara: You two are probably the most dramatic people I’ve ever met.
(Someone was very upset by me posting a crossover between these two shows, so I’m gonna keep doing it lol)
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tigtree · 1 year ago
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Pippa Fitz-Amobi: when they said to put blood, sweat and tears into this project i do not think they meant it this literally
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dollys-perfect-world · 11 months ago
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*Stanley, trying to fit a whole mattress through the bathroom door*
Jamie: I literally just asked for a blanket.
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liquidsnace · 4 months ago
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WEREWOLF WEDNESDAY BUMP
WOLF DEN DISCORD 🖤💖🐺🐦‍⬛
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🖤 💖🖤💖🖤💖🖤💖🖤💖🖤💖🖤💖🖤💖
If you’re a cool person who’s looking for an active Wenclair Discord Server with a solid quality community who are always looking for new people…
Then may I suggest this FANTASTIC one by @celticwolf55
➡️LINK - discord.gg/thTxhDaqZK ⬅️
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Where a community of Wenclair artist, writers, and just fans of the show Wendsday and the ship Wenclair and were also looking for cool new people to join us
Also PLENTY of Jenna Ortega and Emma Myers talk / simping
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🔗 ➡️LINK - discord.gg/thTxhDaqZK ⬅️
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Pip: Do crabs think people walk sideways?
Ravi: ...Pip, what the hell.
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askclato · 7 months ago
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Pip, on the phone: Hi, it’s Pip.
Ravi: What did she do this time?
Pip: No, it’s me, Pip.
Ravi: What did you do this time?
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xypheris · 1 month ago
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Ravi: Why do you always assume the worst in people?
Pip: Experience.
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neekins · 2 years ago
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AGGGTM as things said in my class pt.1
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Elliot Ward: You really should take notes. I mean if you were smart like Connor.
Connor: I dunce. Wha' wrong with you?
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Pip: Yes? No?
Max: I DO NOT KNOW!!
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Pip: Can you put on the light?
Ravi: I am your light.
Pip: Please put on the light.
Ravi: I AM YOUR LIGHT.
Cara: But you dull tho.
Ravi: *Bombastic Side Eye*
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Cara: I already have a sugar daddy.
Cara: *Points at Connor*
Cara: Now I need a sugar mommy.
Pip: *Gives her M&Ms*
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Teacher: Which means you must get rid of your childishness.
Connor: *Making a paper puppet* 👁👄👁
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iliveinyourceiling65 · 5 months ago
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Agggtm Inccorect quotes
Part one :)
Ravi: Okay, truth or dare? Pip: Truth Ravi: How many hours have you slept this week? Pip: Pip: ...Dare Ravi: Go to bed. Pip: I don’t like this game
Pip: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Ravi: You and me!!! Pip, tearing up: Okay
Pip: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Ravi: I wake up at 4:30 AM Pip: Pip: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Pip: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
Pip: I prevented a murder today. Ravi: Really? How’d you do that? Pip: self control.
Max: *Gets down on one knee* Pip: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Max: *Falls over* Pip: The poison is kicking in.
Pip: This is bothering me. Ravi: Well, you are digging up a corpse. Pip: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually
Pip: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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two-braincells-in-total · 5 months ago
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Materlist
A little guide to my posts (the ones that don't have a link are things that I'm still working on and will be posted eventually)
Shatter me
Fanfics
A Coffee Tale (coffee shop AU; mainly warnette with side ships; not finished yet, but updated every once in a while)
Never forget that there's a 'he' in 'cheat' (ACT's backstory; featuring the drama with Leila, Kate and Anderson; will be out when I finish ACT)
Promise for forever (happens during ACT, but it's one-shots of Emmaline x Haider; will be out after I finish ACT, similar to Bonus Chapter 2 from ACT)
ACT Bloopers (not really a fanfic, but the notes I'm using to write ACT, because I'm convinced I'm funny I'm not, but I like attention)
Christmas miracles (warnette Christmas office au, will be a start of a seasonal warnette collection, will be out some time in December)
Character/plot point analysis
Juliette Ferrars (kinda sucks, might rewrite eventually)
Adam Kent (will be out at some point, not sure when)
Emmaline and Ella's names
Kenji and Juliette's friendship and it's contribution to their character developments
Adam and Juliette's relationship and it's contribution to their character developments
Nazeera Ibrahim
Emmaline Sommers (still not sure if I'll ever write it, but putting it here as a reminder for myself)
Headcanons
Nazeera, Kenji, Warner and Juliette as a friend group post-war (will be out eventually)
See me
If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's a wattpad next-gen Shatter me fanfic by jackssfox, I really recommend checking it out
Character/plot point analysis
Kai Kishimoto (coming soon)
Emmaline Leila Warner (coming soon)
Theories about what happens next (tho they might be VERY far from what's actually gonna happen lol) (hopefully coming soon?)
Incorrect quotes
Day 1
Day 2 #1 #2
Day 3 #1 #2 #3 #4 #5
Apparently I missed day 4, but I was spamming day 3, so it's okay
Day 5
Day 6 #1 #2
Day 7 #1 #2 #3 #4 #5
Day 8
Day 9 #1 #2
Day 10 #1 #2
Day 11 #1 #2 #3
Day 12 #1 #2 #3
Day 13 #1 #2 #3
Day 14 #1 #2 #3
The Inheritance Games
Fanfics
Wedding plans with Jameson Hawthorne (Avery and Jameson planning their wedding; idea from @xo-zozo; coming soon)
Meant to be (next-gen fanfic; idk if I'll write it 'cause I got the idea before TBH came out, so idk if it's even possible for this to happen, considering the series isn't finished yet, and it was supposed to be AveryJameson's daughter with Eve's son, but idk if it's kinda like incest because of Toby? Please comment if you want to see it)
New memories (Nash and Libby Valentaine's day)
Behind the speaker (Avery, Jameson, Nash and Xander watching the players in tgg; coming soon)
The one to hold him (Jameson is sick and Avery is taking care of him; requested)
On the sand (Avery x Jameson beach date)
Character/plot point analysis
TGG review
Brady Daniels (hardly analysis, more like a rant lol)
The kiss scenes (with one reblog from me to add some stuff)
Gigi Grayson (currently working on it)
Savannah Grayson
Avery Grambs (idc that she's not a mc anymore, she's still my favourite and CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED)
Jameson Hawthorne
Headcanons
Rohavannah headcanons
The Reappearance of Rachel Price
Fanfics
As if you never left (Bell and Ash reunion)
What it should've been (Reachel, Bell and Carter just chilling)
A Good Girl's Guide to Murder
Character/plot point analysis
Andie and Pip paralles
The stuff at the end of Part 1 of AGAD and how it affected Pip
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This is it for now, things from potential requests will be added. The fandoms that I'm in are listed in my intro post.
As you can see, there's a lot of stuff that I have in plan that I haven't written yet, but all of this takes time, I need at least a day for each of these things. Some of those things will take quite a while to post, so I'm asking for your patience <3
If anything here caught your attention, follow me so that you can see the progress of it. If you want to be tagged in my posts about a fandom or a specific thing, reply here and I'll tag you when the time comes.
I have random posts about some of these fandoms that are not included here and I'm kinda random (and I think I'm funny), so you can check them out, too.
I'm kinda unserious, so don't expect the character analysises (is that a word?) or fanfics to be profesional
Bye for now <3
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coffeeinthebackpack · 1 year ago
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Pippa,at some point of time: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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rachelsfav-queer · 2 months ago
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More Pippa and Wednesday BroTP please?
Hell fucking yeah! Ask and you shall receive!
Serial Killer: *spits* You stupid bitches! I’ll gut both of you and once I’m done with you, I’ll cut apart your pretty little girlfriends.
Wednesday: It’s almost impressive how foolish you have to be to think that would actually be threatening.
Pippa: Seriously. I’m much more scared by the potential diseases I’ll contract from your spit. Gross. Besides, threatening us was quite a stupid move. Threatening our girlfriends, that’s even more stupid.
Wednesday: Quite so, though I must admit, my heart does sing at the potential. It’s been quite sometime since I’ve last seen mi loba temible tear apart an unwitting prey. (My fearsome wolf)
Wednesday: I’m sure she’d love the hunt, though I predict it won’t be all that challenging, considering this pathetic whelp.
Pippa: *chuckles* So unfortunate, you just can’t find good game these days. Oh well, perhaps the next serial killer will actually put up a fight. I’ll call Cara to buy some popcorn, I’ve always wanted to see how a werewolf hunts.
Wednesday: *smirks* I’ll tell Enid the good news. She’ll be very excited to show off her terrifying skills.
End <3
(Sorry this took a while lol. Writers block is a bitch, that plus executive dysfunction had me frozen for a bit lol. Hope y’all enjoyed this! Wednesday and Pippa make a hell of a duo, I can only hope I’m doing them justice lol)
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its-a-lion · 2 years ago
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Pip: Ravi, I'm sad.
Ravi: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Cara: Conner, I'm sad.
Conner, nodding: mood
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dollys-perfect-world · 11 months ago
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Jamie: Can you play Hello kitty again please please please ple-
Stanley, opening his laptop: I should've let you kill me.
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liquidsnace · 8 months ago
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WEREWOLF WEDNESDAY BUMP
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If anyone is looking for a good Wenclair Discord server that has a good 18+ section then may I suggest this FANTASTIC one by @celticwolf55 that’s got plenty of cool people. But we’re always looking for more.
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Also PLENTY of Jenna Ortega and Emma Myers talk / simping for them and their work like Emma’s up coming A Good Girls Guide To Murder
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🔗 ➡️LINK - discord.gg/thTxhDaqZK
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