#incorrect Uncharted quotes

[xiiiwayfinders]

Brain, looking at the Book of Prophecies: My god... Guys, you know what that is?

Lauriam: It's a book. There's lots of those in here, this is a library.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Nate: Sully, I screwed up, big time.

Sully: Nate, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

[taylorshope]

Mike: We thought you were dead! We haven't been able to reach you in 24 hours!

Matt: Oh that reminds me, I need to top up my minutes.

Mike: You're using a pre-paid phone?!

Matt: Those contract deals are a complete rip-off!

Jess: What? Mine's broken.

Mike: Again?!

[team-iceflower]

Qrow: How is Weiss cool with all this?

Ruby: ...

Qrow: Oh Jesus, kid.

Ruby: Look, it's just not that simple.

Qrow: *Scoffs* With all that you two have been through together-

Ruby: She wouldn't understand this.

Qrow: You are not giving her enough credit.

Ruby: I... I can't take that chance, I can't lose her.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Gamora: You’re kind of weird. But kind of cute too.

Peter Q: I’m kind of offended, but I’m also kind of flattered.

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

Ghost: I have a bad feeling about this.

Soap: What do you mean?

Ghost: Don’t you get that little voice in your head that tells you if you’re going to get into trouble?

Soap: No?

Ghost: That explains so much.

[justagamerandaweeb]

Incorrect quotes: Uncharted/Demon Slayer

Karaku: Well I just so happen to know a certain someone -- recently out of prison -- who might be perfect for this kind of work.

Gyokko: Ooh... I don't know. Is he trustworthy?

Karaku: More or less.

Gyokko: How's his Portuguese?

Karaku: Um... Quando o seu marido volta para casa?

Gyokko: What's that mean?

Karaku: How long before your husband gets home?

Gyokko: Heh, that'll do. Come on.

[incorrect-ttyd-quotes]

*during the infiltration of the X-Naut base*

Voice on Intercom: Intruders have been spotted in sector eighteen!

Goombella: Ah, crap. Any chance this is sector nineteen?

[touchoffleece]

Day 1: Discovery

Nadine *Lounging on couch of rented Hostel researching the excavation site they are headed towards* Chloe: CHINA!! *bursts into room holding a small box cradled into her side* Nadine *Jolts up scared at the sudden noise* Chloe: You will NEVER guess the amazing treasure I found! Nadine: This better be good Frazer... Chloe: It absolutely will. It'll make scaring you absolutely worth it's value in gold, promise! Nadine: You did not scare me Frazer. Chloe: *Wink so quick you would think you imagined it as she sits on the couch next to Nadine* Sure I didn't China. Nadine: Uggh, what is this treasure then? *trying to peak at the guarded box* Chloe: Well, as I said, I have found the greatest treasure ever! Nadine: That's a load of- Chloe: Or at least the greatest in a long while. *smiles at Nadine's irritated look* Nadine: *Unimpressed look* ... Chloe: Have a look. *slides over box* Nadine: *Unboxes the lid with care* Chloe: *Still smiling and smile growing bigger* Nadine:...It's a mirror? Why...? Is this some sort of relic? Chloe: *Absolutely beaming now* Dunno about that, but you're the one who's brought 'relic' and it's associations into play. Nadine: *Furrowed brows* What? Nadine, you're sounding like Sully. Chloe: *Goes in for a cheek kiss* Nadine: *turns at the shift at proximity* Accidental kiss happens. Nadine pushes Chloe back, accidentally sending her flying towards the arm of the couch. Nadine: *Places box down and stands up red faced* Fraze?!- Chloe: *Chuckling* Talk about a kiss for the records... Nadine: Chloe?! Explain yourself. Chloe: *Rubbing back smiling at Nadine* I can't believe I'm having to spell it out for you Nadine. The 'greatest' treasure I found is you.

Nadine:... Nadine: Ohh... Chloe: Sorry, thought I was being coy. Nadine: Don't be-sorry that is! Chloe: *Raises eyebrow* Nadine: Don't be sorry. You were-this was all pretty coquettish, so uh...you did well. Chloe: *Chuckles standing up from the couch * Oh yeah? Nadine: *weakly clears throat and makes her way back to the couch* Yeah and...if we're partners meaning to share the wealth of our discoveries...*Grabs box from it's temporarily forgotten place* I want you to know you're an invaluable treasure to me too. Nadine: *Hands box back over to Chloe* Chloe: *Takes box* I said you're my greatest, *Peaks into the inside of the box enough to see the mirror* not invaluable... Nadine: Hmmph *Crosses her arms* Chloe: But...*Tosses box onto couch next to the standing couple* glad to know the feeling is mutual. *Steps towards Nadine* Nadine: *Pulls Chloe into a kiss* Ao3 Link:

[random-content-from-4by22]

*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*

Sweet tooth: *rolls eyes to the sky*

Sackboy: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*

Toru: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*

Sly: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*

Mr Bubble's: *is the reason they're crying*

Nathan Drake: *enjoys in silence*

[sam-drakes-stupid-aviators]

Sully: I need your name. I need your phone number

Sam: Left kidney

Nathan: Money

Sully: No we don't! No

Nathan: Personal details

Sully: No, that's incorrect

Nathan: credit card information

Sully: Ignore them. We need permission from a parent or guardian-

Sam: The amount of strands of hair you have on your head

Sully: DON'T HELP ME! Don't help me

[incorrect-uncharted]

Rafe: Well, Nate, it seems I underestimated you.

Nate: Yes, well, maybe next time you will estimate me.

[taylorshope]

Nadine: I hate you.

Chloe: Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with a happy ending, 300k+ words.

[itwasrealtome]

ABOUT THE OCs

[If you’d like to be tagged in the upcoming posts, please let me know in the comments or in my dm. It’s free and I don’t bite :) Also there’s a Form]

•••

Here you can find information, memes and incorrect quotes about all the OCs present in the fictions of your different universes.

BEST BELOVED, OUTSIDE THE LIE, LOS HUESOS, VOX CORPORIS, UNCHARTED LOVE, HEART & ISLES.

•••

Get to Know :

Memes :

What do they drink ?

Incorrect quotes :

[magpiecrust]

(At the end) Detlev: So, where do we go from here, huh? Tom: I don't know. Tom: *Kisses Detlev* Tom: I haven't thought that far ahead. Detlev: Of course not. But then again, neither have i. Tom: Good.

[liber-what-ia]

I'm still not over the fact that this isn't a popular ship.