#incorrect Uncharted quotes
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team-iceflower · 17 days ago
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Cinder: I found the relic after all.
Ruby: You couldn't find your own ass with two hands.
Weiss: And a map.
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incorrect-uncharted · 9 months ago
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Nate: Sully, I screwed up, big time.
Sully: Nate, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
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taylorshope · 5 months ago
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Mike: We thought you were dead! We haven't been able to reach you in 24 hours!
Matt: Oh that reminds me, I need to top up my minutes.
Mike: You're using a pre-paid phone?!
Matt: Those contract deals are a complete rip-off!
Jess: What? Mine's broken.
Mike: Again?!
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years ago
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Gamora: You’re kind of weird. But kind of cute too.
Peter Q: I’m kind of offended, but I’m also kind of flattered.
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f1lthywriters-fandoms · 11 days ago
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Stupid:
Y/N: If I wanted to do something stupid *glares at Sam* I would’ve done you.
Nate: *eyes widen, staring at the two*
Sully: *chokes on mid inhale from the cigar*
Sam: Did you just call me stupid?
Nate: ARE YOU IGNORING THE REST OF THE SENTENCE?!
Sully: You might as well do him now.
Y/N: I’ll give him a bit to process the rest of the sentence…
*four hours, a lost count amount of fought enemies later, using a thin wall as cover*
Sam: Wait… did she say she would do me?
Nate: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO REALIZE THAT!!
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justagamerandaweeb · 7 months ago
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Incorrect quotes: Uncharted/Demon Slayer
Karaku: Well I just so happen to know a certain someone -- recently out of prison -- who might be perfect for this kind of work.
Gyokko: Ooh... I don't know. Is he trustworthy?
Karaku: More or less.
Gyokko: How's his Portuguese?
Karaku: Um... Quando o seu marido volta para casa?
Gyokko: What's that mean?
Karaku: How long before your husband gets home?
Gyokko: Heh, that'll do. Come on.
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incorrect-ttyd-quotes · 1 year ago
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*during the infiltration of the X-Naut base*
Voice on Intercom: Intruders have been spotted in sector eighteen!
Goombella: Ah, crap. Any chance this is sector nineteen?
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touchoffleece · 1 year ago
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Day 1: Discovery
Nadine *Lounging on couch of rented Hostel researching the excavation site they are headed towards* Chloe: CHINA!! *bursts into room holding a small box cradled into her side* Nadine *Jolts up scared at the sudden noise* Chloe: You will NEVER guess the amazing treasure I found! Nadine: This better be good Frazer... Chloe: It absolutely will. It'll make scaring you absolutely worth it's value in gold, promise! Nadine: You did not scare me Frazer. Chloe: *Wink so quick you would think you imagined it as she sits on the couch next to Nadine* Sure I didn't China. Nadine: Uggh, what is this treasure then? *trying to peak at the guarded box* Chloe: Well, as I said, I have found the greatest treasure ever! Nadine: That's a load of- Chloe: Or at least the greatest in a long while. *smiles at Nadine's irritated look* Nadine: *Unimpressed look* ... Chloe: Have a look. *slides over box* Nadine: *Unboxes the lid with care* Chloe: *Still smiling and smile growing bigger* Nadine:...It's a mirror? Why...? Is this some sort of relic? Chloe: *Absolutely beaming now* Dunno about that, but you're the one who's brought 'relic' and it's associations into play. Nadine: *Furrowed brows* What? Nadine, you're sounding like Sully. Chloe: *Goes in for a cheek kiss* Nadine: *turns at the shift at proximity* Accidental kiss happens. Nadine pushes Chloe back, accidentally sending her flying towards the arm of the couch. Nadine: *Places box down and stands up red faced* Fraze?!- Chloe: *Chuckling* Talk about a kiss for the records... Nadine: Chloe?! Explain yourself. Chloe: *Rubbing back smiling at Nadine* I can't believe I'm having to spell it out for you Nadine. The 'greatest' treasure I found is you.
Nadine:... Nadine: Ohh... Chloe: Sorry, thought I was being coy. Nadine: Don't be-sorry that is! Chloe: *Raises eyebrow* Nadine: Don't be sorry. You were-this was all pretty coquettish, so uh...you did well. Chloe: *Chuckles standing up from the couch * Oh yeah? Nadine: *weakly clears throat and makes her way back to the couch* Yeah and...if we're partners meaning to share the wealth of our discoveries...*Grabs box from it's temporarily forgotten place* I want you to know you're an invaluable treasure to me too. Nadine: *Hands box back over to Chloe* Chloe: *Takes box* I said you're my greatest, *Peaks into the inside of the box enough to see the mirror* not invaluable... Nadine: Hmmph *Crosses her arms* Chloe: But...*Tosses box onto couch next to the standing couple* glad to know the feeling is mutual. *Steps towards Nadine* Nadine: *Pulls Chloe into a kiss* Ao3 Link:
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Sully: I need your name. I need your phone number
Sam: Left kidney
Nathan: Money
Sully: No we don't! No
Nathan: Personal details
Sully: No, that's incorrect
Nathan: credit card information
Sully: Ignore them. We need permission from a parent or guardian-
Sam: The amount of strands of hair you have on your head
Sully: DON'T HELP ME! Don't help me
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itwasrealtome · 6 months ago
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ABOUT THE OCs
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Here you can find information, memes and incorrect quotes about all the OCs present in the fictions of your different universes.
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magpiecrust · 1 year ago
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(At the end) Detlev: So, where do we go from here, huh? Tom: I don't know. Tom: *Kisses Detlev* Tom: I haven't thought that far ahead. Detlev: Of course not. But then again, neither have i. Tom: Good.
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team-iceflower · 1 year ago
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Qrow: How is Weiss cool with all this?
Ruby: ...
Qrow: Oh Jesus, kid.
Ruby: Look, it's just not that simple.
Qrow: *Scoffs* With all that you two have been through together-
Ruby: She wouldn't understand this.
Qrow: You are not giving her enough credit.
Ruby: I... I can't take that chance, I can't lose her.
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incorrect-uncharted · 1 year ago
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Rafe: Well, Nate, it seems I underestimated you.
Nate: Yes, well, maybe next time you will estimate me.
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taylorshope · 7 months ago
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Nadine: I hate you.
Chloe: Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with a happy ending, 300k+ words.
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cerysing · 6 days ago
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uncharted incorrect quotes >:)
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narcosfandomdiscord · 1 year ago
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narcos october prompts
The Narcos Fandom Forever discord server is introducing a month-long challenge, the Narcos October Prompts, which is open to fan creators for both the OG Narcos and Narcos MX TV shows.
Creators of all kinds are encouraged to make all types of fanworks! Fic, art, gifs, vids, and other miscellaneous fanworks are all welcome. 
Each fanwork must be published on the day that corresponds to the prompt. There are two prompts for each day of the month, and you can choose which you prefer.
For example, you can post a fanwork inspired by the Day 7 prompt “Blackout” on October 7. If you create something late, you can publish it on the amnesty day, which is October 30. 
Please use the hashtag #narcoctober to submit your entries, so we can find them and reblog them! 
EDIT: the event is now over. To enjoy the things we've created, peruse masterlist i (days 1-10), masterlist ii (day 11-25), and masterlist iii (day 26-31).
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🍰 Prompt List 🍰
October 1 — Day of Firsts
Create a fanwork about a canon character you’ve never written about/used before.
Create a fanwork of an alternate universe you’ve never tried to create before.
October 2 — “Porque No Los Dos?” Day
Create a crossover for the original Narcos show and the Narcos: Mexico show, featuring at least one character for each.
Anything involving polyamory, ex: a fic about somebody who has two or more partners (with their partners’ knowledge and consent, aka not infidelity. That’s a different prompt).
October 3 — Day of Music
Create and post a playlist for fic/wip of yours OR your favorite episode and explain why each song resonates for that fic/wip or episode.
Put your favorite playlist on shuffle and whatever song comes up first, that’s your prompt.
>>> more prompts below the cut
October 4 — Day of Conflict
Anything involving a fistfight or a gunfight.
Quote prompt: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
October 5 — Day of Visual Art
Visual fanworks: post a screenshot, meme, gif, gifset, video, or other non-fic visual fanwork.
Create a fanwork about a character interacting with a piece of art (e.g. buying decoration for a new home, stealing a piece, hitting on a stranger at a gallery, creating art themselves, etc)
October 6 — Day of International Relations
Write non-English language fic.
Use a random country picker and utilize that country in your work in some way: a character is from that country, a food from that country shows up, there’s international politics, etc. You get two rerolls if you don’t like the first or second country you get. If you get the United States, reroll automatically.
October 7 — Day of Darkness
Make something centered around non-death dark topics (we have a specific death day already). Morally or emotionally dark topics/themes.
One-word prompt: Blackout.
October 8 — Day of Light
A day of pure fluff: anything insanely, unambiguously, self-indulgently, luxuriously enjoyable.
One-word prompt: Sunrise.
October 9 — Day of Gay
Create anything devoted to an LGBTQ+ character. This can be your headcanon, but if you want a canon gay character, Pacho and his boyfriends are canonically gay. Also, one of Pacho’s biker lady criminals is played by a trans actress.
Create anything with a queer and/or trans original character or reader insert.
October 10 — Day of Tough Shit
Write a fic whose exact wordcount is divisible by 500 (500, 1000, 1500, etc).
Make a fanwork in a medium you’ve never used before. If you make GIFs, write something. If you write, draw. Etc. As long as it’s uncharted territory for you!
October 11 — Day of Fun
Create a non-visual, non-fic fanwork: quiz, game, playlist, incorrect quotes.
Create a fanwork with at least one joke in it (that YOU think is funny, fuck everyone else if they don’t think it’s funny lmao).
October 12 — Day of Death
Kill a character who lives in canon.
Create something with a character who is mourning a dying thing rather than a person (their dying relationship, their dying career, their dying city, their dying memories, their dying friendship, their dying dreams, etc etc etc)
October 13 — Day of Life
Create a fanwork in which a character avoids their canonical death.
Create a fanwork about characters having kids (sex to have kids, pregnancy, the birth itself, the kids growing up) or choosing not to have kids. It's a free country (it’s sorta a free country) (it’s sorta kinda a free country) (depends on which country we’re talking about i suppose)
October 14 — Day of Support
Create a review, response, or analysis of a Narcos or Narcos Mexico fic, in the style of an Amazon review or a NYT book review or something like that. Please keep it constructive and positive, no roasts.
Quote prompt: “I got you.”
October 15 — Day of Absolute Filth
Create a smut fanwork that includes three different kinks and/or sex acts (basically you could tag it with at least three tags that are Pure Filth).
Create a fanwork about a character’s moral corruption.
October 16 — Day of Surprises
These prompts were revealed at the start of the day.
Create a fanwork that focuses on dreams, either literal or metaphorical.
Shrimp.
October 17 — Day of Rare Treasures
Create a fanwork about a character that only shows up in one (1) season of the show. the rarer the better honestly
“I laughed and said, Life is easy. What I meant was, Life is easy with you here, and when you leave, it will be hard again.”
October 18 — Day of History
Create a fanwork about characters experiencing, participating in, or witnessing a real life historical event (could have been depicted in canon or not) e.g. moon landing.
Create a fanwork about two exes meeting unexpectedly.
October 19 — Day of Hurt
Create a fanwork about a character so emotionally or physically hurt that they can’t help but start crying even though they don’t want to.
Make a spitework (that is, a fanwork addressing something in canon that pissed you off, whether it was a character or a plot point).
October 20 — Day of Comfort
Create a fanwork about a character getting exactly what they need from someone unexpected.
Create a fanwork inspired by your #1 narcos comfort episode (not necessarily “the best” but rather the episode you rewatch the most often because you love it so much).
October 21 — Day of Women Who Will Step On You For Free
Create a f/f-centric fanwork.
Create a fanwork focused on the character development of a woman from the show.
October 22 — Day of Cross-Fandom Pollination
Create a fanwork that includes at least one Narcos character and at least one character from another fandom.
Create a fanwork with the plot or setting stolen from another fandom (and cite which fandom it is). For example, a daisy jones and the six fic where món is a 60s singer.
October 23 — Day of Threes
Create a fanwork that includes three items you can currently see.
Create a fanwork including three canon characters. extra difficult version: three canon characters that have never met.
October 24 — Day of Monsters
Create a fanwork about a character turning into a supernatural creature.
Quote prompt: “The world isn’t made up of heroes and monsters. Just broken people balancing between the two.”
October 25 — Day of Wow, That Escalated Quickly
Create a fanwork that begins in a canon-compatible place, but ends up going somewhere more dramatic.
Quote prompt: “It’s surprising how much can change in just one hour.”
October 26 — Day of Echoes
Pick a quote from the show that you love and use it as inspiration for your fanwork. Then share what the quote is at the end of your post.
Create a fanwork inspired by any mythological story (Greek, Norse, Aztec, Celtic, etc. get weird with it. Bible counts as mythology, fuck it)
October 27 — People of Color Day
Create a fanwork about an original character or reader character who is explicitly a person of color.
Create a fanwork about a canon character of color (e.g. Truijllo, Enrique, Kiki, Rafa, Azul).
October 28 — Day of Friendship
Create a fanwork inspired by somebody else’s fanwork, or including a cameo of somebody else’s original character (fanvids, fanart, moodboard, etc included — just please ask for permission from the original creator to use inspo before you do it!)
Quote prompt: “We’re friends, aren’t we?”
October 29 — Day of Horror
Create a fanwork inspired by your favorite horror movie.
Prompt: came back wrong.
October 30 — (penultimate day, October 30) Day of Amnesty
Post a fanwork you started for any previous prompt but weren’t able to finish in time.
Quote prompt: “I forgive you.”
October 31 — (final day, October 31) Day of Legacy
Create a sequel or counterpart to a fanwork you posted previously this month.
Quote prompt: “This is [my/your/their] legacy.”
November 1 — Bonus — Day of Celebration
reblog a fanwork that is your favorite creation that you made in the month
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