#incorrect Nico Di Angelo

[jubileesstuff]

Hades, talking about Percy: Is this a friend of yours, Nico?

Nico: Kind of? Not really. He is in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Will: You’re like 15 years old

Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!

[incorectpercyjackson]

Nico: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Will: I see you're busting out the spring colours

[ramen8008]

Percy: Annabeth and I are adopting

Nico: oh that's cool wh-

Percy: *Slams papers on table* It's you, sign here

[existingkindasucks]

Nico: *sigh* Percy: That is a big sigh for someone so small.

[starrrrr-dreeeeam]

he really said

[the-goddess-of-gays]

I need a fic where Nico attempts to explain his sexuality to Hazel without realising that she's even more bewildered by modern-day terminology than he is

Nico: Hazel... I'm gay. Hazel: Are you sure? Because you seem kind of depressed, actually. Nico: Nico: Hazel–

some similar conversations would include:

Percy: There's no excuse for homophobia! Hazel: Why would you be afraid of homo sapiens? Percy: ??? Piper: Hey, Hazel, are you queer? Hazel: Well, I'm a demigod. Of course I'm queer. Piper: *meant lgbtq* ...what? Hazel: *meant weird/peculiar* What? Frank: Hazel, you're an ally, right? Hazel: *offended* Did you think I might be a Nazi? Frank: What? No, I– Hazel: Are you a Nazi?! Frank: No! No, of– Hazel: *dramatically swoons*

[luh-lloyd-garmadone]

Percy: It’s dark as fuck in here, anyone got a flashlight ?

Nico: Yeah , hang on

Nico:*picks Will up, cracking his back *

Will:

Will: *starts to glow*

Percy : 𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀

[percabethownsmybutt]

percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words

percy: not my fucking problem

[mysterylilycheeta]

Leo: Do you want to see a butterfly? Jason: Yes Nico, Piper, and Annabeth: NO! Leo: *throws the butter across the table* Percy: Fucking majestic

[pjotwitter]

[jubileesstuff]

Will: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Nico: Marry me.

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Leo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down and stop running?

Nico: Oh I’m always running

Nico: The question is from what

[incorectpercyjackson]

Nico: Hello, YouTube! Welcome to this week's unboxing video!

*Nico, walking into a graveyard with a shovel in his hand*

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Nico: *yells at Leo in Italian*

Leo: *yells back in Spanish*

Piper: *interrupts them in French*

Will: *says something with his southern accent*

Percy: what the fuck is happening here?

[existingkindasucks]

Will: What's your favourite sport Nico: Meditation. It minimalises social violence. Will: Social violence? Percy: MINIMALISES?!