#incorrect Maxverse quotes

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Link, pointing out at Ikana: And this is where the Salesman saw his entire civilization slaughtered.

Mikau’s ghost: Cowabummer!

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Incorrect Maxverse quotes #15

Cloud, upon realizing Malchus isn’t Sephiroth: Malchus has only existed for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in the Smash Mansion and then myself.

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Incorrect Maxverse Quotes #13

Ganondorf: And what would happen if you were to stop focusing on his needs?

Ghirahim: …He wouldn’t grow to full power…!

Ganondorf: Exactly! HE WON’T GROW TO FULL POWER!

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Incorrect Maxverse Quotes #14

Wii Fit Trainer: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind.

Ganondorf: (screaming backed by Beast Ganon’s roar)

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Incorrect Maxverse Quotes #12

Collector: Forgive him, but as you can see, he has no brain.

Beheaded: (Turns out, you don’t need one! Totally overrated.)

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Incorrect Maxverse quotes #11

Ganondorf: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener”?

Ghirahim: Should I not have?

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Incorrect Maxverse Quotes #7 (from Ganondorf’s Constant Nightmares)

Demise, clawing out of a blob of Malice: Hnnnng I’m a thirsty little flower. You have to water me. You have to use the blood of Hyrule.

Ganondorf, visibly creeped out: I’m... NOT doing that.

Ghirahim: And just let him fucking die?!

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Incorrect Maxverse quotes #6

Zelda, holding up the Sheikah Slate displaying a photo of shirtless Rehydrated Ganondorf: You are my da-ad! You’re my dad! Boogie woogie woogie woogie woogie!

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Incorrect Maxverse Quotes (Cadence of Hyrule) (#2)

Barriara: Prince Ganondorf is at that very special age where a boy has only one thing on his mind—

Cadence: Girls?

Ganondorf, glaring at Cadence: Homicide.

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Incorrect Maxverse quotes: Meanwhile, as Ganondorf becomes more and more unstable... (#4)

Demise: I have created the ultimate vessel for my unending wrath!

Hylia: You fucked up a perfectly good king is what you did! Look at him, he’s got anxiety!

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Incorrect Maxverse Quotes #8

Yuga: This party is unauthorized! It is interfering with my 23 hours of beauty sleep!

Ravio: ...You might wanna shoot for 24.

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Incorrect Maxverse Quotes #3

Nabooru: ...Lord Ganondorf? It’s four in the morning, what are you doing?

Ganondorf (in monotone): I’m making plans to take over Hyrule. I’ve lost all control of my life.

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Incorrect Maxverse Quotes #9

Sinister: I lost my yeezys. I lost everything.

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Incorrect Maxverse Quotes #5

Ghirahim, accompanied by Zant: Quickly! Grab onto our tongues! M L E H

Ganondorf: Oh g— oh, EUUURGH...! Again with the tongues?!

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Incorrect Maxverse Quotes #10

Terry: I just keep dying to the best frickin’ fighters, man. I died to Cloud Strife, Marth Lowell, and... whatever that British guy’s name was.

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Incorrect Maxverse Quotes #1

Mynos: ...Ah, you’re at that... creepy age where you spy on girls? Alright, it’s time you an’ I had a man-to-man discussion about... the birds an’ the bees.

Link: Um, um, uh, I really should be goi—

*later*

Mynos: An’ now ya know where babies come from!

Link: ...Goodbye, childhood...