#inconsiderate fucks

[idontknowwhyimhere102]

Fuckass classmates didn't clean up last Friday so now I had to sweep up the goddamn floor yet no one was there to see it

[crimsonender]

Context: we had an emergency alert for a missing elderly person in Nova Scotia. We get a quick, two second siren on our phones.

How fucking callous do you have to be to get this tilted over a fucking noise that could save someone's life? Two seconds of minor discomfort is not "Psychological Assault" and is worth the chance someone could (and in this case did!) find this man who could have died if he wasn't found!

[rosesradio]

i try not to let dumbass fandom disk horse take up any space in my mind but now on behalf of the percico side of the fandom that had to deal with that entitled negativity i wanna write a percico drabble

actually the smuttier and more offensive the better

[stargirlrchive]

i am so annoyed ! i hate when plans are made and then ppl just aren’t mindful of the time ? like im actually going to pull my hair out of my fucking head.

[yujeong]

(Me, telling @wretchedamaranth about the mosquito bites I got from cleaning my balcony -> remembering how in Passing Time by @fleet-off Vegas got jealous of the fucking sun touching Pete's face -> "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Vegas got jealous of mosquitoes leaving their mark on Pete's skin?")

"What the fuck are those?"

Pete snorts. "I got bored and drew red dots on my torso."

Pete expects Vegas to scoff, maybe throw an ironic remark back at him, but instead, he frowns. He touches Pete's sweaty skin, stretching it with his fingers. The area expands, bright red spreading, the mosquito bite almost but not quite disappearing for a brief moment, only to appear again when Vegas lets go.

Pete finds Vegas' jealousy nonsensical most days, but sometimes it's amusing. Like today; they're laying in bed, their bodies glued together. Staring at the ceiling, at each other, letting the heat linger, ignoring the discomfort.

It doesn't matter. Vegas has no reason to feel threatened by a mere insect using Pete's body for its needs.

Vegas clearly disagrees. He keeps playing with Pete's skin, poking at the bites with his nails, and Pete starts to get ticklish.

"If you keep touching them, they're going to get itchy."

Vegas stops. He looks at Pete, his expression unreadable. It doesn't help Pete get prepared for it; Vegas puts his lips around the red spot, and bites.

Pete yelps and then laughs as Vegas is sucking on the skin, his teeth gently digging into it. He licks it too, then moves to the next one. He keeps at it until he's gone through all of them.

"Mine," Pete hears him murmur under his breath, lost in his own thoughts as he's staring at his work. "Mine."

A different kind of heat spreads through Pete. It makes him realize, as Vegas finally looks at him with his hunger now evident and sharp, that he isn't thinking about mosquitoes anymore.

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

(smiles so sweetly through gritted teeth) good evening, Tumblr user in the Dead Boy Detectives fandom. i am very UNKINDLY requesting that you STOP tagging every single character under the fucking sun in your post that doesn't name ANY of them. that post of yours that is just generally about DBD and you haven't even MENTIONED The Night Nurse, yet it resides in her tag? that sweet Payneland post that doesn't have either of the girls in sight, yet both their names attached to it?

stop it!! stop cluttering character tags like this!! it's annoying and RUDE. i try looking in any side characters' tag for THEM and half the posts aren't fucking ABOUT THEM. how hard is it to just tag what's relevant?? if your post is ONLY about Charles I SHOULDN'T BE SEEING IT WHEN I'M LOOKING IN JENNY'S TAG!!

ahem. thank you for listening <3

[zhongrin]

dick owners who are bodily able and living in an enviromentally capable conditions to flush toilets in a shared bathroom but don't,

fuck you 🖕🏻

[columboscreens]

Something very unfortunate, but my enthusiasm for columbo has made my friend, for some reason, not like him! How can they not like him? D: He's just a little guy!

honestly? i totally understand. and i run this blog.

columbo is likeable because we always see his best qualities. he does valiant work at a noble job. he's strong, he's intelligent; he's kind, he's just. he makes the right deductions and then makes sure he's right before acting upon them. he's played by peter falk. so yeah, most people want to kick back and have a beer with columbo, even (especially?) some of the people he puts in handcuffs.

but for a second, wash columbo of his charm, kindness, and intellect: the man is an evil fucking bastard. he is naturally annoying--one of his superpowers, which he knows and exploits. he is calculating, devious, manipulative. his overly polite, ingratiating manner wears very thin very quickly, doubly so if he's choosing to play especially dumb. he's a sadistic, disgusting, deceptive little troll who drops by unannounced and practically forces his way into your house, occupying it when it seems like he doesn't even need to be there, flaunting his authority. on top of it all he insists on billowing that cheap, stinking cigar smoke in your face, dropping ashes everywhere while smiling so smugly, so condescendingly, that you want to wring his little neck, his mumbling voice dripping with feigned apology all the while. he asks if you can use your phone, but not really, because he's actually telling you he's using it as he picks it up and makes a call before you can even open your mouth.

through it all, he outright implies that you or someone you love is a homicidal maniac.

then he fucking breaks your television. suddenly, mrs. peck becomes very sympathetic

now i'll ask you to imagine that, on top of all the aforementioned, columbo was, even once, wrong about who the killer was. i am asking you to sit there and imagine the most endearing waterboarding session you can. imagine subjecting an innocent human being to a punishment so cruel and unusual. imagine, as peter falk himself described, that a bunch of little ducks are nibbling at you, pecking at you in a hellish, promethean bid to get you to finally scream to the heavens in confession for your crime.

columbo is eminently lovable, but that love hinges entirely on the fact that he's always right. because if he isn't, he's worse than merely annoying--he's evil.

[sydmarch]

if you use all 4 laundry machines at once for yourself in a building where over 100 people live you should kill yourself fr

[heresiae]

it's 2024.

everyone is still recovering from the self isolation of 2020 (the ones saying they're not are either liars or in denial).

and we didn't learn shit.

despite our workplace deciding to letting us having the opportunity to work from home for 60% of the time after the end of lockdown, some coworkers still think it's a good idea to come to work with the "sniffles", even if it's not necessary for them to be physically in the frigging office.

which is how I was exposed to Covid yesterday.

now, I don't really care that it's Covid, I care that people are still going around thinking is no big deal to pass their stupid germs to other people.

and it's the eve of summer holidays for everyone here. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING AROUND SPREADING SHIT?!

if I would not be able to go Friday to my AHDH medication assessment because of this idiot, I would be maaaaaaaaaaaad

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

[spyres]

still so weird whenever i see people being like "DRAYTON IS A MASTER MANIPULATOR HE'S SO EVIL AND HORRIBLE" like??? sure his method of getting kieran out was a bit underhanded and definitely done out of spite since kieran had taunted him for losing his champion rank but he's not some evil mastermind??? he's the 16 year old openly bisexual class clown who cringes whenever his granddad sends him facebook memes but then turns around and thinks ifunny is the most hilarious website ever

[collinnmckinley]

CAN YALL FUCKING TAG SPOILERS??!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?OH MY GOD

[peachdoxie]

Some neighbor is blasting very loud music at 12:23 am. Why. Fuck you.

[mercymaker]

brother, why is it i wake up at 8 and within 20 minutes my mind slips into the "you know what? you never belonged anywhere and you never will :)" hellhole like.. pls

[whaleofatjme1920]

Do any of you guys have issues with men eating literally everything of a special thing you got for yourself???

For me, it’s my whole apple cider donut debacle. A few years ago, I got a 12 pack of apple cider donuts from a farm up north. You can only get these from a few farms in the area with that really autumnal vibe right? Anyways my friend and I ate 2 so that left 10 in total.

My father asked if he could have one and he ate 9 of them in an evening.

9.

I was SO angry. I bought those for myself and he ate nearly all of them. I left the last one in the tray out of spite. It too me a month before I finally ate it. I didn’t even want it because he fucking ate 9 of them.

Anyways I went to a farm again for my birthday and got a 12 pack. I hadn’t even opened it myself yet. My birthday was on Saturday, it’s Tuesday now.

And my dad’s already eaten 9 of them. Again.

So,,,, any experiences with men just inhaling shit you wanted specifically for yourself?