#inbox purge

[oscquinn]

would it be possible to request carmy and elementary school teacher!reader like the plot could literally be anything I just love the thought of him bringing food for the class and being surrounded by a bunch of little kids who want to ask him questions and play with him and he’s all shy at first and loves watching reader with the kids…i’m feeling so soft rn 😭

hi my lovely anon!! im so sorry for letting this rot, i hope you're still hanging around to read it!!

field day is one of the best days of the year for a kindergartener. they run as much as their little bodies allow them, play games all school day, and have their bellies full of a delicious lunch. this year, that lunch is provided by none other than your boyfriend's restaurant, catering mini beef sandwiches for the kids.

you step behind the table to kiss carmen on the cheek when your class gets to the lunch station. he smiles and his arm wraps around your waist, muttering to you, "y're so good with those kids, 's drivin' me crazy."

you blush at his implications and smile when he leans in to pepper your cheek with a few quick kisses. a squeal interrupts the moment, the sound from one of your students who points at the scene with a grin. she shouts your name before asking, "is that your boyfriend!?!" her friends giggle, some of them remarking on how boys have cooties, and the little girl continues to stare at you excitedly.

"since you all have such curious minds," you start, the whole class's attention focused on you now, "this is my boyfriend, mr. carmy."

carmen smiles, giving your students a wave. they all giggle excitedly, greeting him with a staggered chorus of hi mr. carmy!

"alright, alright," you say with a smile. "we only have two field rotations to eat. so come to me for some hand sanitizer, then get your sandwich from mr. carmy."

the kids file through the line one at a time, choosing which sandwich they want, and what flavor chips will accompany it. one boy asks carmen, "do you make all the beef sandwiches?"

your boyfriend chuckles, shaking his head. "no, i don't make all the sandwiches bud. usually i'm makin' other sh- stuff." his cheeks heat up a little at his near slip, but the boy just nods, seemingly satisfied with the answer, and carmen asks him "now, what d'ya want, kid?"

[writingsbychlo]

Hi! I might start writing fanfics and I was wondering if you could give me some tips/tell me how you started

hi my darling!! I can do my best, but honestly, I started writing so long ago now that I can hardly remember. however, if I was starting all over again now, here’s the things I would do;

set up your blog and make it something that both inspires me, and draws people in. your blog needs to look pretty if you want people to follow you and stick around, not just read a fic and move on.

make a masterlist! even if you only have one fic, because it makes your life easier from the start and also shows people you intent to write more!

just start writing. don’t over think it, just start doing it. you can go back and edit later (lord knows I edit a lot), but if you never start you’ll never know.

reblog other writers works, connect and interact, comment on their posts. if you want to make friends with writers and have them boost your stuff, just sending them links to your works asking them to read it is a sure fire way to make a writer feel used/dehumanised, and like you don’t want to be their friend. I get enough of ‘can you read my story, miss’ at work with the kids, I don’t need it here too. be my friend first.

build your network just as much as you write. be a blog people want to interact with, don’t do what I do and let all your asks build up like this. I’m not a good example to follow.

I also have this writers hub, you can check out. I don’t know how many of the links still work, so if anyone actually uses this and wants an overhaul of it, let me know!

[kining-the-evil]

O wish I could like… sort my inbox into files so I could put all my House requests together, and all my scream requests together, and so on and so forth.

It would really help me out

[artsninspo]

Hi love ❤️, what about — reader is hiding out (from an abusive ex) in Rio’s apartment building or next door neighbor. Her and Rio develop an easy friendship but there’s something there but she’s scared 😟 a situation happens with her ex and Rio handles it???? What do you think?

: ̗̀➛ rio's library - good girl nbc

hey love ❤️ my heart goes out to anyone suffering from abuse and dv. i'd prefer not to write anything with that subject matter. I know it's sprinkled into forgiveless slightly ( with regard to Jame's abusive behaviour) but it isn't something the reader regularly has to fear or deal with.

what I do know is in that situation the ex is a dead man walking the moment rio finds out. you know that goldie is always locked and loaded.

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

your random mcr pic 💕

!!!!

[longarmsbearhands]

What's the point of folx? Folks is already gender neutral 🤷

It's the X factor

[spookysplatt]

for the thing i just reblogged off you😍

🩼?

Uhhh Livesies!Racetrack is a bit younger than Crutchie but taught him to read. Crutchie then used that knowledge to try and learn to identify as many birds as possible to impress Finch. Only to learn that Finch can't actually identify birds. The goofy goober

[velvetwyrme]

now that we established vehicle prostitution and brothels in tf, WHO would go there?

OH MY GOD

hi apologies this took forever for me to reply to but hey. whatever.

part 1 - part 2 - ask that preempted this

I have Less Thoughts about this mostly because I've been busy thinking about other things and these are getting more and more specific so the numbers keep dwindling. that being said. notes under the cut.

Frenzy, Rumble, Jazz and Bumblebee were in the comic so jot them down. Thundercracker was also mentioned (implied to be the reason R&F found the dealership in the first place.) TCs there for both cars AND the humans though. Starscream would go to the Hangar version, because he wouldn't fuck a car BUT I think he'd fuck a plane.

Sideswipe is banned. Nobody has told Megatron about it but you can bet he'd be there if he knew.

Somewhere out there, in the vast multiverse theres a universe where the Scavengers star in their own TV show and I fully believe that there's an episode where they all go to a car dealership and shenanigans ensue. Misfire falls in love with a car there.

Originally the comic was going to end with Rumble and Frenzy going inside the dealership on another night (can't exactly go when there's obviously Autobots around...) only to get surprised by the one and only Optimus Prime, but then i was like. i don't actually think he'd go to one of these. (unless someone convinced him that itd be improving human-Cybertronian relations maybe sgfjfbdjdb)

Honestly if it were a more organised thing that you can Go To, I reckon you can probably add more bots to the "would they fuck a car" roster. I could list them but i'm gonna sleep actually. YOU guys can tell ME who you think would go to the dealership-slash-brothel but wouldn't go fuck a car off the street fhdmfbdmfbk

[ickyrainbows3245]

i miss getting asks like the good ol days tbh but i haven't been hugely active in fandom spaces or just in general to get em

[wonyopout]

what if we all killed ourselves ☺️

[oscquinn]

I don’t know if someone has sent something like this in but I had a thought the other night about getting in an argument with Richie (and previous not having gotten into many with him, being shy and staying in your lane as a waitress) in the restaurant and he says something not intending for it to be suggestive, but it is. You reacting positively to it but leaving embarrassed. He unintentionally follows you out and asks you about it. Jksodhe I’m sorry for rambling 😖😖

this ask has been wasting away since... idk probably july. but it's itching my brain all of a sudden so. mature for suggestive language. pre-canon setting!

the bullshit that richard jerimovich put you through. god, it would be enough for anyone to just walk out. but you needed this job, so you put up with his nonsense. at least he's easy on the eyes.

today he's in the dining area with fak, slamming the side of the ball machine every time the younger man makes a mistake. there's a rush happening too, or at least there was. you michael, and ebra handled it all. much to your disdain mikey just laughs it off when you bring richie's absence to his attention, telling you, "relax kid, we can handle this shit. let the old man fuck around."

you groan as you wipe your hands, fingers feeling tender from all the piping hot sandwiches you'd just served up. you march your way into the dining area intending to give that old fuck a piece of your mind. he brushes you off similarly to his friend, you swear sometimes those two are just iterations of the same person.

"fucks sake princess, i don't see a line out the door," he jabs, gesturing obnoxiously towards the now empty area.

"oh, fuck you richie," you spit back at him, reaching out to shove him lightly.

"yeah? fuck me?" he taunts, crowding into your space. "i bet you'd like to, huh princess."

he doesn't even say it with any low, lustful tone. it's a jab, an insult even. but the words send heat creeping up your cheeks and you stammer out, "f-fuckin' jagoff," before turning quickly on your heel.

crisp chicago winter air helps soothe your racing mind, the shock against your bare arms bringing you back to reality. that was embarrassing. wanting to have sex with a coworker was bad enough already, but a coworker nearly ten years your senior? that's the beginning of a workplace nightmare.

richie steps into the alley and you glare at him. his hands raise in defeat, one holding a lighter as an unlit cigarette hands from his lips. he lights the thing and takes a drag, then pulls it from his lips to observe, "you look fuckin' cold."

"oh, thank you captain fucking obvious," you bite back, but your voice trails off as he cages you in against the wall.

[writingsbychlo]

Ok, so I started reading and following for acotar but then I started reading more for the Slytherin boys. I had a little bit of a HP renaissance if you will and I was so happy to see you wrote for them too! I love your writing so much!!!!!

I LOVE knowing people came with me as I had my little fandom transitions, it makes me so happy!! like “omg you’re still here too, hi?!?!” sorta thing! thank you so much for being so sweet 🥹

[kining-the-evil]

Literally. Just imagine your older boss take advantage of you being his employee, demanding to ‘inspect’ you before work or that you entertain him personally for a while. Slipping you extra money because he has to ‘take care of his girl’ and making it clear you can’t deny him or you’ll be out of a job. Slightly darker. But him making you get a tattoo as a sort of branding. You may show off your body as your job, but he’ll make sure you know exactly who you belong to.

UM?! I REQUEST THIS

I’ve never been so angry that I don’t remember the original post this is from

[total-drama-brainrot]

I forgot how many assistant Noah and p!Noah asks I have just rotting away in my inbox.

My bad.

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

wanna give me more songs pls?

[belayadeath-goner]

I'VE ARCHIVED AND MOVED. YOUR FAVORITE BLONDE SOVIET WEAPON HAS MOVED, SAME URL AND SAME BAD ATTITUDE. FOLLOW AT YOUR OWN PERIL.