#inaccurate tags sorry

[baconmancr]

It was also heavy and underpowered. I heard that part of the joke of using that car was that a real DeLorean can't actually get to 88 miles an hour.

one thing that is often lost on modern audiences watching the Back to the Future series is that, in 1985, the DeLorean was well known for being a shitty car. The only reason the DMC DeLorean is remembered fondly today is because of BTTF; had the movie never happened, it would’ve been one of those fancy cars lost to time and remembered only by car nerds (trust me, there’s examples of this). Potentially the primary reason for choosing the DeLorean to be the time machine is because of how notoriously bad it was. We even see Marty question Doc’s choice to use a DeLorean, and at the climax of the first movie we see the car fail to start when Marty is lined up to drive towards the wire. The DeLorean was known for being overly heavy, clunky, prone to breaking down, and annoying to maintain.

Basically, what I’m saying is, if Back to the Future was made today, they’d use a Cybertruck.

[nevvn]

saw a wizard meme and thought hm. what if it was solomon.

[cradle-of-darkness]

hes so fun to draw in different outfits. bro did NOT go to medical school

[sleepsucks]

[heartscrypt]

argument overruled just took your second bishop. noob

[stellar-jay]

keeping tryst

[zzoupz]

have you considered drawing my chemical romance fanart? i remember seeing you say you liked mcr but i'm not 100% sure. anyways i would literally kill to see gerard way in your art style

gerar ❤️

[erosire]

elaborate on the tongue piercing i beg of you

bringing back some of my ideas from dms with misa for this,,

he got the piercing without your knowledge. knew that it would be well worth the wide-eyed, gaping mouth reaction he could already foresee as he slipped into your shared apartment. if he was lucky—and with you hanging off his arm, he felt quite lucky indeed—you might even go weak in the knees at the first flash of it when his tongue curled in that sinful manner to all but purr your name.

but hobie had greatly underestimated the toll of his absence that day, and no sooner did he cross the threshold than you were flinging yourself at him, pawing at his shoulders as your mouth clashed furiously with his, parting only to mumble a litany of complaints that he'd left the bed cold, and you couldn't give me five more minutes, hobes? his hands had shot out to grip your hips, less out of instinct and more because of the pain erupting from his mouth. despite this, he made no move to evade your affection as your tongue found the seam of his spit-slicked lips and slipped past to brush against his own.

in the end, you had made hobie's knees weak; the pleasure/pain of your teeth catching his new piercing causing a choked whimper to erupt from his throat. you pulled away with a start, hushing the pained noises forced past his gritting teeth as he chased your lips, even still. concern gave way to shock, then embarrassment, and hobie could only chuckle weakly as you cradled his cheeks, gently forcing his jaw wide enough to see the glint of metal you'd unknowingly assaulted. "easy on the goods, love, it's still sensitive~. fuckin' brutal you are..."

there was no real heat behind his words, besides the kind that often leads to a desperate make-out session and, further down the line, a blissful moment dedicated to counting the hickies he's left (you're astounded by how often you think you've found them all, only to spot an unfamiliar bruise days later).

as for when the piercing heals? well, you both did as well as you could not to kiss too fiercely before then, but now you're all over each other. hobie loves to kiss your neck from behind, nipping softly and laving his tongue over the bites in apology. it hardly makes up for the cool metal piercing against your skin, especially when hobie exudes such smug delight for eliciting a full-body shiver from you.

he can feel you flushing under his affection, all the way down to your neck, and he gasps softly in mock concern as his free hand curls around your front, rubbing circles into your hip as he blows on your ear and trails his lips along your most sensitive spots at an agonizingly slow pace. "poor thing, you're shaking... i can take care of that," he teases, but you know well enough by now that his care will only fluster you into an early grave.

[baconmancr]

Discworld Elysium

The thing is that I would absolutely play a video game about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour’s cat in a small village in the mountains if — and this is extremely important — it was a Discworld point and click adventure game and the cat was Greebo and the process of searching for him unearthed a secret invasion of some kind of malevolent supernatural force in the Ramtops.

[amartianonmars]

Watched Macrocosms recently, seeing Janeway with that giant phaser gun did something to me.

Drew these based on those 80s movie posters with the female lead holding on to the male lead who always happens to be holding a massive piece of weaponry ( to represent... you know ;3)

[cementcornfield]

some '23 rookies + mike lore under the cut because my lovely friend casey made the terrible decision of asking me about their lore and i did all this whoops

ok so. here’s what i’ve got for you (the lore or at least my knowledge of it isn’t as deep as joe’marr but like, what is.) so obviously as the name implies, chase, charlie, and yoshi (Andrei whose last name gets consistently mispronounced to sound kind of like yoshi and the nickname has stuck) were drafted in 2023. charlie was drafted as a 4th round WR and yoshi as a 6th round WR from PRINCETON. this is interesting in itself because a lot of people were like….why on earth are the bengals drafting two wide receivers and honestly valid point lol. but are we drafting to build a solid football team OR are we drafting to craft beautiful romantic narratives?? rare bengals FO W!

anyway, it’s also interesting because charlie (nicknamed chuck sizzle lmao) had a great reputation as a WR at purdue and once he was drafted in the 4th, yoshi was like :( :( i guess that means i’m not going to the bengals. (he also thought he’d be drafted much earlier lol but while his stats were good, the fact that he was in the ivy league and they don’t play Real Football there worked against him, also he was a Huge Track Star in college too and could have been in the Olympics. and i guess some teams thought that meant he wasn't as committed to football). and ironically, he’s turned out to be much better and more reliable than charlie! (who just can’t seem to stay on the field cuz of injuries, but when he IS on the field he’s a great punt returner!) despite all that, they were very fast friends and definitely became close first. 

chase brown has a sad tragic backstory that the nfl loved talking about in the lead up to the ’23 draft. he’s a twin (his brother plays defense/special teams on the eagles! already got a ring!!) and they grew up in canada with a single mother who could very rarely make ends meet for them. but, the twins got Discovered in high school and were sent off to some fancy football high school in florida i think, where they stayed with a very Stable God Loving Football Loving Family who they think of as their second parents :’) so much so that chase actually almost didn’t pursue football in college! and went to a school that wasn’t great at football but was good at….airplane pilot training? i guess the dad of this family was a pilot and chase wanted to be just like him 🥹 (we loveeeee a Father Figure Complex). so because sydney (his twin) wasn’t Crazy, he immediately went to illinois where there’s an actual good football program. and eventually chase realized that the whole pilot school thing wasn’t actually for him and was like okay wait football right let me do that, and joined sydney at illinois where they could be teammates again <3 <3 and they were both very successful!

i believe sydney ended up getting drafted a few rounds earlier than him, which was obviously sad, but then if you watch the video of zac drafting chase they have a very touching moment :’) chase i think took a little longer to be part of charlie and yoshi’s early bff-ness just because they were in different position groups and also he got hurt for a good bit of his rookie year and i don’t think was around QUITE as much. (and his twin also seems to be a distant part of the group, he and chase talk on the phone almost every day! they tried to stop in the lead up to the bengals - eagles game this season but it was too hard 😔) 

but anyways, those three became Very Very Good friends and all lived in the same building (although i think chase may have moved because he had a kid a month ago….) and all their girlfriends are besties too and they basically hang out alllll the time. last offseason, chase and yoshi (but not charlie 😔) went to atlanta together to train with a coach that helped both of them with receiving (because zac told them they both needed to work on that lol, you’d think yoshi wouldn’t as much as chase but! princeton!) and there was lots of social media of them working out together and then drinking and partying together, and they’re doing that this offseason too! (although this time chase brought his gf and kid, so perhaps slightly less partying will occur. but more uncle time!) 

then in ’24 we signed mike g as a free agent, who basically had been tossed around the league for most of his career :( he was drafted by the dolphins and did alright there, but then got franchise tagged and not utilized particularly well. he signed with the patriots and also wasn’t used well there! so luckily for us, the rest of the league didn’t really believe in him and we got him for cheap (ideal bengals signing lol). some notable Lore here: mike was apparently part of the “Burrow Bowl” which was a game late in the 2019 season between the bengals and dolphins, where the loser would be in position to draft Joe, who was already the most likely first pick of the draft. and mike scored two TDs that game! helping the dolphins get a win (but really, a loss, thanks mike!!!) mike also went viral one time on the dolphins for doing an absolutely Terrible Griddy to the point that ja’marr had to comment on it on twitter laughing at him <3 and that’s since become a bit of a joke between them <3 (they did a lovely griddy together this year after one of mike’s TDs where ja’marr could barely do it he was laughing so hard lol). anyway! that’s mike, he’s a tall, goofy, lovable guy (who also, according to one anonymous reddit user, has a HUGE dick and apparently such a high stamina that one of the girls he hooked up with in college had to use an ice pack the next day 🥲 which has led some of us to believe that maybe that’s why he needs to have multiple partners. for everyone’s sake 🥲)

mike really found his groove on the bengals, like many a TE before him (this next season is actually going to be the first year joe has had the same TE two years in a row! normally they do so well with him that they price themselves out of the bengals range lol but i guess mike wanted to stay! for his boyfriends???) and also instantly clicked with the ’23 rookies, which is funny because he’s definitely older than them but 100% has the exact same sense of humor. they are always together in every social media video put out by the bengals (and also were shown watching games together at each others' places during hard knocks). they are also CONSTANTLY commenting weird shit on each others posts on instagram (please just look through them or go through my tags for them lol and see). the rest of the team has obviously noticed this and the social media people made them a photoshopped picture of the four of them together in the Step Brothers pose that yoshi has since hung in his apartment <3 which is adorable. 

but okay oh man this got long and is probably way more than you wanted. again i recommend looking through my tags for them and enjoying all their goofy shit :’) mike getting the extension just worked out so well for them to have many more Moments together and i’m soooo excited about that (if nothing else in the upcoming season at this point lol). 

[mammoth-clangen]

Love love LOVE this story and the refs of the big cats! Definitely going to be making my own kindred or sounder (my friends are going to hate my new hyperfixation lol)

Woohoo!! Tysm :D

Please tag me if you do end up making OCs, I'd love to see what you come up with!

Also attaching this because it may be helpful, especially re: the last post about how to differentiate Ice Fangs and Fleet Fangs uvu

Art by Mauricio Antón for this paper

[thegalaxyinapaperbag2]

some music headcanons

[lulu2992]

god I hated the fc6 dlc, it just felt like it was written by people who barely knew the story and characters, they felt so out of character tbh

I don’t want to say I hate it because, as always, I’m sure the dev team did what they could with the time and resources they had, and the three DLC episodes do have qualities (their dream-like worlds, especially), but I’d be lying if I said I greatly enjoyed their stories, thought that everyone was perfectly in character, and that my instinctual reaction when I think about them wasn’t to tense up.

I’m also (and mostly, I think) sad they’re official and that the not-always-accurate events they show are unquestioned and now accepted as canon by many fans. I don’t blame them for thinking the DLCs are inherently trustworthy and I’m aware most players aren’t as fussy about lore accuracy as I am (good for them, honestly), but that still really upsets me.

[bowtothesupermoon]

hi everyone…. kicks a rock…. greaseball drawn with butch flag colours…