#in two minutes

[octaviasdread]

my professor is so Mr Keating coded that I’m out here with dead poets déjà vu every romantic lit class

literally WEEK ONE he goes full Keating by screaming mid-lecture to shock us into full-body understanding of interrupted narratives

you don’t understand the amount of future fic credits I need to give this man

[justafloorboard]

Good Afternoon, Kyman Nation

[akascribblefox]

Aphrodite 🦢

[aquariium-ediits]

my music teacher is scary bro

[lastparty]

[decladams]

when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever

[moss-balll]

they really brought david tenant’s son in and said hey do you want to play a gay little boy in good omens 2. just a little camp mf. nepotism done right.

[gayrudeboys]

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this

[foxbirdy]

good morning dirtbag nation last night I cowboy camped up on a ridgeline tucked beneath hemlock saplings right alongside one of those big intermountain power lines that look like giant men walking across the mountain tops. the wires were so close that there was a constant crackling hum of electricity that almost disguised the sound of the rain pit-pattering on my tarp. when the water hit the cables it made hot blue flashes like little lightning birds on the wire, and you could almost track the sheets of wind in the darkness because of the ripples of light.

[frenchublog]

[apostatefeverdream]

going absolutely fucking insane over solas dragonage. he used to be a spirit. he was meant to be bisexual. he hates tea but still drinks it. he murdered the two people he loved most in the world. he pissed magic once (maybe). he pondered an orb. he played strip poker with blackwall. he sundered the fade from the waking world. he created the blight. he sent bitchy letters to elgar'nan. he's great at chess but then lost to a random named after a chess piece. he co-parented a spirit. he murdered the other co-parent. he speaks in iambic pentameter. he imagines the sight of you being dominated would be fascinating. he ghosted his ex for a year and then yanked their arm off. he loves frilly cakes. his greatest fear is dying alone. he's bald.

[hinamie]

inflict

[ashtonsunshine]

I MADE A MORE SPECIFIC POLL AS REQUESTED SINCE THE MAJORITY IS SAYING LESS THAN 5 MINUTES. PLEASE, VOTE ON THIS ONE AND REBLOG IT. Thank you! 😊

Blank class periods do not count.

Lunch break does not count.

Bonus points if you put the country in the tags.

[evercelle]

hold that heart close... happy birthday, wanderer!!

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Happy pride month to these two specifically I can’t believe that Merthur is real

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]