#in summary: balls

[sipkntl]

hashtag artvsartist 2023 if you even care

dibuang sayang:

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I'm sorry but the info the Roman!König's thinking isn't his *best* asset did something to me :((

Like...I kinda imagine him now as this huge, burly, naked soldier with a horse cock and full breeder balls, like literally a stallion, very fertile and virile and loud n boisterous, loves to drink wine, eat a nice fatty meal bc the man needs his nutritions and ofc he needs to have his cute catty fairy in his lap to squeeze her tits and hips but the thing is...he isn't too good at anything else but fighting, drinking amd eating and trying to knock you up :((

He's the definition of 'thinking only with his dick' even while fighting, his hard cock twitching and leaking with the thought of returning all hormonal amd riled up to bully his fairy in the furs with it but if you start throwing a little too intelligent words at him? Or word something in a not very obvious way he will be kinda confused and like 'so no breed? :(('

Hey!! Have you been stalking my docs?! Because this is literally the synopsis of chapter 3 in a nutshell!

"So no breed? :(("

LMAO I tried to think of something to defend him and his wits, but then again... He kinda is like this, isn't he...

[greghatecrimes]

considering writing a one-shot where after Wilson dies, House tracks down Thirteen, finds her alone in the middle of nowhere, and basically tells her she’s stuck with him until it’s time to make good on his promise to kill her. House drags her back to, of all places, a farmhouse, that looks like he’s been living in it. There are remnants of Wilson there, too; pictures from the escapades of their last months together, a jacket of James’ hung permanently over a kitchen chair. A ring on House’s left hand that most certainly was not there during his marriage to Dominika. She fights him on it at first, but eventually gives in that it wouldn’t be so bad, going off the grid and moving into the spare bedroom that’s been sitting empty since before Wilson passed. House sets up a range for the spud gun on the land. He gets a few chickens in memory of that stupid bet Wilson won ages ago. She tells him about the adventures she’d had with Amy, and he tells her about everything he and Wilson got to enjoy. It’s peaceful and quiet and Thirteen never thought she’d be comfortable with that, but they take care of each other when the days are hard (and he takes care of her as things start to get worse). Despite it all, she’s not afraid like she thought she would be. She’s not alone. She has House, who will be there to send her off and tell her, “Goodnight, Thirteen. Sleep well.” when the time comes.

edit: hiii this is a fic now! you can check it out here :)

[sumquiasum]

The fact that Krolok tells Sarah she has to die to live and he is RIGHT he's not even lying to her, he kills her and her life begins!!

[starstruckodysseys]

birds of a feather (we should stick together) —

complete, 2k words

To say that Liv is in over her head would be an understatement.

(or: liv, or kingskin, or liv in kingskin’s body— someone is dealing with the consequences of an attraction to one vic ethanol.

liv does not have the energy to consider the deeper meaning behind that. she’s going to do it anyway, though.)

read here on ao3

[nebuladreamz]

ART SUMMARY OF 2023 BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Template by Sherharon (You can find it here)!

[fireboos99]

I literally do not have anything smart to say here, this drawing literally only happened because my siblings were telling me I should post my brainrot doodles on here, and my anxiety-ridden ass couldn't do it, and decided the only solution was to spend days (read: the entire latter end of April) working on a proper drawing because "if I'm going to post anything on tumblr, it better be a full-ass drawing"

[velaversal]

definitely a year 🫡

[ravysu]

bye bye 2023

[miyasann]

i'm late to the party but i cried 5 times watching the dumpster battle

[tethered-heartstrings]

why is posting a fic harder than writing it

[utmvarchive]

Underfresh: a summary.

There is a difference in epidemiology between a virus and a parasite, but not in software engineering. And it... it was Error!Geno who first called him a virus: a parasitic entity called... Fresh.

Called such for the persona they choose to adopt, symptoms in affected hosts include the adoption of slang and fashion from a subculture of the 1990s, real-time censorship of profanity or drug mention within earshot, and the use of furbies as bombs.

The parasite infects a host's body, usually a skeleton's... for the same reason as in ATs wherein Flowey possesses Sans or Papyrus. Simply put... their bodies are easier for something small and tendriled to occupy. So, similarly, Fresh's... main body... will take residency inside the skull. Which is why the SOUL of an infected host can be seen through the eyesocket on the right. This is often the placement of one of Fresh's bodies, mouth facing out the occupied socket. The SOUL inside this mouth will appear more and more fractured the longer Fresh stays in the same host, because the possessed SOUL is being slowly digested.

Fresh usually hides this from view with a set of shades that display letters alternating between cyan and yellow, spelling "YOLO" or other short expressions, but a fiery purple aura may still leak past them as a threat display.

There is also a limit to what characteristic they'll adopt from SOULS even after total consumption. They will use their host's pronouns even after they are found out, more often than not he/him, but he is still agender. His emotional range will broaden the longer he stays in the same host, but the colorful persona he presents is still a facade he puts on either to unsettle people for his own amusement or to lower their guard. His true personality is still conceited, cold and calculating. He is capable of developing attachments, but has an aversion to vulnerability and is accustomed to viewing compassion and relationships as exploitable assets. His top priority is self-preservation, and to this end, he avoids opening himself to remorse for what he does to survive.

I could simply ask for all the answers. But it has been recommended that I continue to engage in field research.

Anyway.

Fresh's main body is like a flat polyp, about the same size as a golden flower, with purple skin and four arms. The mouth is lined with sharp teeth, and inside appears to be a black eye with a yellow outer iris that does not touch the red inner iris. Relative to when this document is drafted, Fresh is the only one of his kind. This could mean one of two possibilities. Either they are the last of their kind, or they are the first.

He is capable of asexual self-replication, the bodies of which vary in color, but he is reluctant to infect more than one host at a time after an incident at an interversal event called Muffet's Love Ball. He had plans to instigate what would have been a "Freshmageddon," an attempt to parasitize as many attendees as possible and spread his infection across the multiverse, apart from guests such as "Pacifrisk" whom he actually bonded with, before a corrupted Flowey would also crash the party. One of the hosts dropped his facade as a Sans to confront Fresh directly from within the Void as a dracotine Gasterblaster, warning him that he was catching the attention of... higher beings. Beings capable of acting as, for lack of a better term, scripting the omniverse itself.

...I believe it is these higher beings for whom, or by whom, the codes were written. Fresh himself has concluded that... these higher beings are the voices Errors are in contact with.

[shejustcalledmeafish]

Sometimes I think about probably my earliest memory of gay on tv was the literal Saw trap that Sue put Kurt and Blaine into on Glee so they would gay kiss and get back together… wonder if that explains anything about me

[skrunksthatwunk]

i started a new kazumaji fic if y'all wanna read it bashfully kicks my feet and bats my eyelashes

[cloudemojie]

2023 art summary! i was more focused in sewing/knitting/crocheting stuff this year, so there where some months that i almost didnt opened firealpaca lol

i dont promise anything for next year, since im starting college and (i think) i will be more busy and etc, but i do hope to draw more kanades and mizukis :3c

[wafflepopbeerus]

So, basically this is the Italian translation of the manga, and the word "summary" was too long, but it just made Trunks say "Mario?!" And here it go