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the-punforgiven · 5 months
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Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass
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bruciemilf · 1 month
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I think it’d be so funny if Bruce just refuses to disclose the existence of Robin to the league. He knows it’d take less than a minute for them to form a wicked mock club against him.
Except he just? Carries Robin around. Under that endless void that is his cape. Clark pinches the stress point between his brows. “Batman, is that a child under your cape?”
“No.”
“Bruce I can HEAR his heartbeat.”
“I think the long exposure to kryptonite partially damaged your brain. There is no child here, Clark.”
“He’s literally drinking Barry’s coffee right now.”
“He’s WHAT-“
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bonersniper · 6 months
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your man thinks onions should be incarcerated for 5-10 years
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i don't care that joe biden is old and tbh, i don't actually think the media cares either. they just want trump back because him sucking makes for easier clickbait
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jade-harley-yuri · 9 months
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proselles · 1 month
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alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.
he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.
the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.
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aropride · 1 year
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i hope the 11 year old transmascs of the world arent on social media i hope theyre playing outside in the dirt
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artisfaction · 3 months
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Bro stole his shirt, his hair, and his soul, I'd become an alcoholic too.
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hinamie · 2 months
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yuuji smiling and sukuna making a face like That did u really think i wouldn't do a panel redraw
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cumcov3redangel · 2 months
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I’m feeling empty inside.. can you cum in me
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prinnay · 8 months
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Eventide
Newsletter / Art Blog
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xinyuehui · 3 months
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Ah, the night's just getting started. Don't let me catch you so easily next time. ⸺ QIN CHE // SYLUS ִֶָ☾.
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unrelatedsideblog · 4 months
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Pillow-talk...? But Sanji doesn't know what to do with the compliments not earned with his service
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clover-mouse · 1 year
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drew up a pretty quick design for a harengon swarmkeeper ranger/rogue for a oneshot i'm playing this weekend ♡ their name is fennel and they go by fenn (they think it sounds much cooler)
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billiewena · 5 months
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thinking about how the only time bobby and cas interact in season four is when he knocks him out cold to talk to dean alone. and the next time bobby sees him, cas is powerless and just comes to steal dean's necklace in a weird interaction that had to be filmed close-up because dean and cas are just inches from each other's face. the next time is an offscreen interaction where he just gets dean's address from bobby and probably left immediately after. combine this with the fact that bobby knew dean had a male siren the season before (and tried to be supportive) and let cas be in the family photo a few episodes later, there is a nonzero chance bobby singer was the first destiel shipper.
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