since we're being semi soft today.... do u have any fluffy thoughts on any of the marley boys ?
🙊 i'm answering this out of order from the requests in my inbox because i was HOPING someone would ask this after i posted the fluffy thoughts on the other boys -- so thank you for this 🥰
╰┈➤ fluffy headcanons pt. 2 - aot.
ft. colt, reiner, porco, zeke.
cw. gender neutral reader
⋙ colt grice.
colt coaches falco's soccer team. he gets up early in the morning, dressed in a fleece half-zip with some gloves to set up pylons on the field for the kids' drills. he knows every kid by name and doesn't give any special attention to falco just because he's his brother -- parents love him. doesn't notice that some of the younger moms are hitting on him until you point it out, and then he gets awkward and flustered every time he sees them.
please just picture this man with little pink-flushed cheeks from the early september chill, blowing steam into his hands to keep them warm. he's calling out encouragements to all the kids as they run back and forth on the field -- always praise, because they're just kids and this is only for fun. he looks back at stands and just beams at you, excited that you were willing to get up so early just to watch him coach a bunch of little kids
idk why, but in my head, colt is not funny 💀 like he just doesn't understand comedic timing and isn't quite a quick or sharp as some of the other boys, but he appreciates every single one of your jokes!! he absolutely kills himself laughing every time you make a joke and he gets so excited about them that he'll tell other people your jokes (poorly 😭) but be laughing so hard they don't even understand him
ALWAYS kisses you and tells you that he loves you when he says goodbye. it's something that he does with falco already (that falco hates, btw), and one day it just slipped with you like "mwah! love you, bye!" and he goes beet red in embarrassment when he realizes, but you quickly kiss him back and now you do it every day 🥺
⋙ reiner braun.
this man only knows angst i think reiner really cherishes quiet moments of intimacy with you. like driving in the car with your hand laced in his, or having a nice meal at home that the two of you cooked together. it means a lot more to him if you show him that you love him through small gestures, instead of telling him.
he looooooooves head massages. he'll sit on the floor between your legs on the couch while the two of you watch tv so you can run your fingers through his hair and scratch his scalp. guy is vocal about it too, groaning and moaning when you rub his temples. 💀 and his knees go absolutely weak whenever you scratch his head
he has a really hard time falling asleep when he's alone 🥺 he gets really anxious at night sometimes, so if the two of you are apart he hardly gets any sleep at all -- but when you're in bed with him, this guy falls asleep the second his head hits the pillow. he feels so safe and comfortable with you that it helps ease some of his worries just knowing that you're beside him.
if you roll away from him in bed when the two of you are sleeping together, guaranteed in a sleepy haze, this man is grabbing at the bed trying to find you again. the second his hand rests on your body, he hooks his arm around your waist and pulls you tight against his chest -- sighing into your shoulder and sleepily kissing your neck. when you tell him about it the next day, he says he doesn't even remember doing it 😭
⋙ porco galliard.
porco is perpetually grumpy and bratty, except for when it comes to you. this man literally will talk to you in a baby voice when the two of you are alone together 💀 if you've ever seen those tiktoks where the girl calls her bf and makes him do the baby voice when he's with their friends -- that's porco.
like "babyyyy, i'm weawy hungee, can you make me a snack?" and he's looking up at you with big dumb eyes and a little pout while he rubs his belly. lowkey kinda cringe but the shift between his baby voice when he's alone with you and his normal voice when he's with the boys is just too funny 💀
also -- loves snacks. has a stash of chips and cookies and treats in the cupboard because he's always munching on something. if you're cooking dinner for him, he'll take a snack tax and munch on one of the foods you're prepping for dinner. you always tell him he's going to spoil his appetite, but he hasn't yet!
LOVES GOSSIP!! when the two of you are out with your friends and one of them says some out-of-pocket shit, you see porco in the corner of your eye looking at you like 👀 and you just KNOW he's going to talk about it on the car on the way home. in fact -- when the two of you go on road trips together, you don't even listen to any music. you just spend the entire time filling each other in with drama at work/school/etc. and gossiping about how other people's relationships aren't as good as yours 💀
⋙ zeke jaeger.
zeke is in his early thirties but he acts like an old man. whenever he gets up from sitting down he's pushing himself up with his hands and groaning. cracking his back with a loud moan. sighing heavily and collapsing into the couch like 💀
really into grilling? like spent a bunch of money on a fancy grill and now will take any excuse to have people over for a barbeque. he's got an apron that says something dumb like "women love me, fish fear me". you guys will be having a bbq and he's standing by the grill, watching the meat, with a pair of dark rayban sunglasses and a beer in his hand.
loves feeding you. like physically feeding you. like, if he wants you to try something that he cooked, he'll hold it in his fingers and get you to open his mouth for him 💀 he sets a little piece of cookie down on your tongue or between your teeth, and watch you expectantly as you chew it and tell him your opinion
loves building things, too. like you'll mention offhand that you think it'd be nice to have a garden and the next weekend he's coming home with planks of wood and building you raised garden beds 🥺 you don't even have to ask, he's just like "she wants a garden? ok, i'm on it!" and he immediately gets to work.
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omg spanish Luna headcanons have my soul
hsksndksjsjsksjd let me tell you this, i believe that this guy that seems all nice and kind, is the best gossiper ever. Like he could just stay with your friends and talk in spanish to prove that he doesn't understand anything they say, and he just sits there, LISTENING.TO.EVERY.SINGLE.WORD. There is no way he doesn't tell you everything about what they say, and youre kind of shocked to how he knows this much, but trust me he is the professional and not only in football/soccer.
Omg also when he just wants to be nice like to somebody, lets take this scenario where he is just sitting in the park with you, watching the kids play and one of them falls, he TRIES not to laugh, but he exploded later while you are trying to shush him, while the kid looks at you, and starts crying even more than before and this is where Luna's spanish kicks in, he would say something following the lines,"cayó como un caracol que se cayó de la pared, HAHAH!" ( he fell down like a snail that fell from the wall), and just explodes out of laughter, to the point of knee-slapping. You go to the kid so you can reassure him that this big IDIOT was laughing about how he fell, and tried buying him an ice-cream from the icecream truck, where you bought 3 popsicls with Luna's money cause he is way too rich and sat down with him. While you punched Luna in the arm so he could just stop laughing, "i am sorry it was way too funny" honestly what could you do with him...
hear me out on this, you secretly took spanish classes for the past 6 months and graduated with good grades, and you are starting to talk almost fluently in spanish, but you didn't tell your boyfriend about it. Its better for him not to know anyways, one time you were sitting with him scrolling thru some dresses in the bershka catalog and spotted one nice dress, you showed it to Luna who was sitting on the opposite side of the couch and he just bluntly said, " what is this for?" You wanted to slap your-self right now, " to wear in public, obviously." You sighed and continued your spree until you heard him say," Hubiera preferido que lo usaras solo frente a mi.." ( i would have preferred if you wore it in front of me only...) and then you stopped, you looked at his unfazed face which locked eye contact with you while he slightly tilted his head to the side, you felt heat in your cheeks but you quickly covered your face, he really knows how to act huh. you murmured to your self and then acted dumb and asked him what he said, he simply replied, "it looks amazing." A BIG FAT LIE. "oh." You said, he covers up so quickly huh, well thats Luna Leonardo for you, i guess.
do not stop when i tell you this guy would absolutely dominate every single board game. HE WINS THEM ALL. You are his parents? Never goes easy on you, his girlfriend?never. His fiance? absolutely not. nobody and when i mean nobody, absolutely NOBODY. He wins them with ease, and just says at the end "well that was hard.." you wish you could punch him.
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